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62 Responses to "25 Hottest Facebook Vacation Pics"

  1. Nic says:

    I recognize a couple of porn stars in there–yes, I jack off. Dude, that midget is hung!!!

  2. Capt. Obvious says:

    Learn the English language you fucktard.

  3. Some Dude says:

    fap fap fap..
    ooh fake titties and lesbian kisses..
    fap fap fap.

  4. MULE DICK says:


  5. Anonamoose says:

    Dear Thunderscrotum, I fucked your grandmother while she was having a heart attack. Her vagina was still warm as she keeled over. She had a slight seizure which sent much pleasure through my dick. She had fully passed away when I was nearing completion. The last thing she saw was my dick, because I came on her dead face.

  6. rasper says:

    is it sad that i noticed pornstar jenny hendrix on the spot? or r u guys 2 chicken shit to fesss up

  7. Anonamoose says:

    Yeah, he won. He won the Gay Presidential elections.

  8. Thunderscrotum says:

    What can I say dude, your smear campaigning sunk you. That’s why I kicked your rainbow-flag-flyin’ ass in the polls – and as a heterosexual, no less.

  9. still hate philosopher says:

    dat pic of philosopher at d end dere really explains alot bout him. wierd lil guy probtook dat pic rite b4 he fuck his sis in the pool
    he looks like dat half man half goat guy from dat hercules cartoon

  10. Bosco says:

    I’ll take the Mom/Daughter combo in pic #3…. or the jailbait in #13. Thanks.

  11. Bosco says:

    or any of them really….

  12. Pat says:

    Girls are neat. You should check out http://WWW.SQUIBCRIB.COM for more hot chicks and tons of funny crap.

  13. Stink says:

    Their parent’s must be so proud…..

  14. counts canoga says:

    i’d hit ‘em all except the midget and the skank with the huge fake tits. oops, did i say tits? i don’t wanna piss off the retarded asshat on here who thinks tits & boobs aren’t the same thing, LOLOLOLOL

  15. Mr. Squishypants says:

    If it’s crap, it’s probably not funny. Just sayin.

    j/k, not gonna check it out either way, kthxbi.

  16. Smokey says:

    Thunderscrotum wins

  17. Future Dad says:

    This is a father’s worst nightmare. Your saint daughter(s) become whores in college! Holy taco keep the pictures coming!

  18. kingdingaling says:

    the kingdingaling say’s all women are whores except your mom and grandma, and they used to be.

  19. qwerty says:

    All the pictures are freakin awsome..but still they had to put the midget pic on the last part. xD

  20. finn says:

    Is this site for young boys who cant get any,or old men who cant any more? Why do all the chicks look like hookers?

  21. Actualizao.net says:

    Damnn they are so fine!!

  22. guarro says:

    mamacitas las rucas esas…

    q rico !!!

  23. Sultan says:


  24. derk850 says:

    hahaha. I know one of them.

  25. Beedy says:

    lovely pictures….so HOT……

  26. Curious Party says:

    The little guy’s name is Dominic Vroman, and he was a really cool friend to all who passed away two years ago.



    “We still think about you bro!”


  27. candiruacu says:

    Girl #5-
    I would eat guacamole out of her a**

  28. candiruacu says:

    Any idea who #5 is???

  29. Interesting says:

    I don’t like cellulite

  30. Fueler says:

    Midgets are short in stature however they make it up by having a BIG package

  31. NEED NAMES says:

    I need the names man (for facebook) if no names, USELESS. How can I add them with no names!!!!!!! I wont be able to jurk off with ALL of there photos, please, SOMEONE GIVE ME THE NAMESSs

  32. Kyle says:

    haha nice. served, tool!

  33. A. Nell Fisher says:

    Yeah, and neither is this “FIRST!!!” shit.

  34. JustMe says:

    First. Man these last picture jokes aren’t getting old at all!

  35. kyle is douche bag says:

    served… really?

  36. kyle is douche bag is douche bag says:

    served. REALLY.

  37. kyle is douche bag is douche bag is a douche bag says:

    served and pwned again nub

  38. Anonamoose says:

    Who Andy? Yeah, I still wanna fuck Andy.

  39. Thunderscrotum says:

    Yeah, you responded pretty appropriately there … well anyway, I’m flattered that you’ve got a raging 2″ for me, but there are others on here who are more deserving of your affection. Cheer up, your dream guy’s out there.

    PS – say hi to my grandma, kthxbi

  40. rite pitkin says:

    lolololol, you suck anonamoose

  41. Anonamoose says:

    Wow, you’re pretty dense, huh?

  42. Anonamoose says:

    So you wouldn’t stop sucking off the midget? Even if the first vagina was wet and ready? You’d still be sucking midget dick while the girl in pink is playing with herself ready for you to fuck her??

  43. Thunderscrotum says:

    Wow, take things literally & miss the point entirely much?

  44. Thunderscrotum says:

    If it meant getting to fuck ALL those other chicks?!!? Man, you couldn’t get me to STOP sucking that midget’s dick!

  45. Question: says:

    How many of you would suck that midget off if it meant having sex with the all girls in the other pictures?

  46. philosophur says:

    no problem

  47. archiemoses says:

    That is a difficult decision!

  48. Steve says:

    No thanks, from the looks of some if not all the chicks, it would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway. Or like doing the philosophers sister.

  49. queeftard says:

    HA, and i think that’s the same guy who kept saying he wanted to fuck that other dude. way to fail hard, dumbass. HAHAHAHAHA

  50. Escobar's Dealer says:

    Philosocock the last pics are fuckin funny and just because your sister is the only one you are able to reproduce with that doesn’t mean that we are responsible for that , your family has resorted to incest for generations and will continue to do so.

  51. Anonymous says:

    I would SO rather get jabbed in the eyes with rusty railroad spikes than read another one of your pants-crappingly dumb fucking posts.

  52. philosopher says:

    HT, why must you end every gallery with a pic that is like getting jabbed in the eyes?

  53. philosopher. says:

    Moar dicks plarse.

    I love them in my mouth.

  54. your dad says:

    All them girls in pic 12 are pornstars. I’m trying to figure out what to call the cameltoe type in pic 1. The “pussy wave?” The “Lord’s bunt?” I know what it’s called but that shit is hot.

  55. Noneofyourbusiness says:

    The girl on the far right in picture #12 is a porn star; Madison Scott. Spike ball, dance, I win bitch

  56. Mudbutt says:

    ZOMG, you’re right! Holy shit! Why hasn’t anyone said anything about this yet?

  57. Yea boiii says:

    they always have to fuck around with the last picks

  58. Smokey says:

    because you touch yourself at night, philosopher

  59. WarfarinB says:

    lol, so true

  60. Taylor says:

    im getting sick of these picture gags, i mean a browns fan? wtf!?!? thats just wrong dude.

  61. Old Greg says:

    Dude has a nice hog

  62. Answer says:

    All of us.