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67 Responses to "25 Hottest Women of 2009"

  1. abbas daeer says:

    plees take mee yours photos sexy
    thanke you
    abbas

  2. itachi1127 says:

    where the hell is emma watson!?!?!?!

  3. lame says:

    That Alessandra Ambrosio pic is about 5 years old. Her nose almost touches her chin now…

    Witchy Poo redux.

  4. Insert Name Here says:

    n00b list

  5. wow says:

    1) Snookie? Seriously? Burn in hell. Unless it was the traditional “last-pic-is-a-joke” deal, in which case, nicely done.

    2) No Beyonce?

    3) Zoey Deschanel? What the fuck did she even do this year? Not to mention she looks like she fucking has cancer or something.

  6. D-rock says:

    I’d love to fuck the shit out of Pam Beasley!

  7. Erica says:

    What? Zooey Deschanel is the most gorgeous girl on the list. Just because she doesn’t bake herself in a tanning bed every day doesn’t mean she looks terminally ill.

  8. The Evil Beaver Brewing Company says:

    Some hotties, however you’re missing a TON…

    So I agree with alot of posts here… Our official comment “Meh”

    :)

    But love the site!

    TEBCâ„¢

  9. Honey says:

    wheres scarlett johansson?

  10. MOWREZ says:

    And to add on to that, Beyonce looks like a man.

  11. Dieselquads says:

    amen to that. she’s a beast

  12. The Cow says:

    Under my desk, blowing me. Now shut the fuck up – you’re breaking my concentration.

  13. bad says:

    I don’t care who everyone else is but number two is definately bridget hall. MMM my dream girl

  14. Analymous says:

    and she probably smells like a horse

  15. besucher says:

    Collect them all!

  16. Bosco says:

    Minka Kelly, for the win!!!!!

  17. emerson biguns says:

    olivia munn so hott!

  18. Anonymous1 says:

    she’s in middle school you pervert

  19. The Rundown says:

    Here is the list
    1.) Alessandra Corine Ambrósio
    2.) Marisa Lee Miller
    3.) Christina Hendricks
    4.) Ana Ivanović
    5.) Elin Nordegren-Woods
    6.)
    7.) Erin Andrews
    8.) Gisele Bundchen
    9.) Heidi Blair Pratt (Montag)
    10.) January Kristen Jones
    11.) Jenna Fischer
    12.) Karolína Isela Kurková
    13.) Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson (aka Katy Pery)
    14.) Keeley Rebecca M. Hazel
    15.) Kimberly Noel Kardashian
    16.) Malin Maria Ã…kerman
    17.) Megan Denise Fox
    18.) Minka Dumont Kelly
    19.) Lisa Olivia Munn
    20.) Robyn Rihanna Fenty
    21.) Blake Christina Lively
    22.) Taylor Alison Swift
    23.) The Shannon Twins
    24.) Zooey Claire Deschanel
    25.) Jersey Trash

  20. Big Momma says:

    #6 is Emmanuelle Chriqui aka Sloan from Entourage

  21. warface says:

    yawn

  22. AnonymousFKR says:

    She’s sitting on Harry Potter’s wand, of course!

  23. Bosco says:

    Thats Marisa Miller, you dipshit.

  24. JakeTaz says:

    It’s really hard to think Megan Fox is hot when she has those ridiculous tattoos. I’m not really a fan of Angelina’s tats either, but at least those have some kind of meaning. I mean seriously, the one she’s got in this picture is some %$#@ that a high school girl who’s into The Cure would get. And that super awkwardly placed Marilyn Monroe tattoo… ugh. Really, this one is unsaveable.

  25. Anonymous Platypus says:

    Agreed. Her face looks like it’s stuck in a permanently confused position.

  26. DonkeyXote says:

    Jizzus!! Had put a picture of Kate Beckinsale in some tight leather I would have creamed my pants!!

  27. DonkeyXote says:

    had they*

  28. DonkeyXote says:

    Beyonce is as appealing as wrapping my nuts in copper wire and testing their conductivity.

  29. Anonymous1 says:

    I love how holytaco gives you the names of the women on this list so that I can look up more and better pictures…

    /s and fuck you

  30. Paris Hilton says:

    First !

  31. Faust says:

    Debatable…

  32. Starkiller148 says:

    gotta catch ahem*grab*ahem em all gotta catch *ahem*grab*ahem em all

  33. you says:

    You started off good with victoria secret models, i am pretty sure more of them should have been on here, definitely fapped to the magazine while watching the fashion show while simultaneously browsing thir website

  34. matahari says:

    yuuuk… nb2 reeeeeally needs to eat something, as does few others. and remember dolls, anorexia’s a curable mental decease o_O

  35. MrPresidentToYou says:

    My bitch is pissed she ain’t on this list!

  36. Captain Mal Reynolds says:

    Christina Hendricks can take over my cockpit every day.

  37. Vinz says:

    Ouch ^^

  38. Kanye West says:

    Taylor Swift is a spitter.

  39. numero uno says:

    primero

  40. Acai Berry says:

    You found 10 good ones. That last one was funny.
    Tiger’s wife is my favorite.

  41. Tacosux says:

    Holy stupid website. How does this liberal pos stay up?

  42. BIG E says:

    Meh…

  43. Xander Cage says:

    agreed. few of those ladies were weak sauce…

  44. Just wondering says:

    Names Please.

  45. fsda says:

    I’m not convinced the Jersey Shore girls really qualify

  46. Caker says:

    agreed what a horrible choice

  47. Al-P says:

    it was the last picture spoof, idiots.

  48. porn zombie says:

    its been a good fap year

  49. Dano says:

    keeley hazell is so GD hot… jeeeeeeeeeeesus.

  50. Paul says:

    # 3 plz

  51. pratik says:

    I agree… nothing like a hot ginger chick. She looks like a Greek goddess too.

  52. hmmm says:

    Christina Hendricks

  53. Raw says:

    She’s fat. Shouldn’t be on this list.

  54. trooper says:

    You are out of your mind…CH is not fat…just has HUGE tits. She is gorgeous…ever seen ‘Firefly’?

  55. Re Re says:

    Me likey!

  56. NinJay says:

    WTF I need names. I would like to google these Vaginas and have some extended Fap sessions later on but i can’t without names!

  57. Hazeman says:

    Dude… welcome to the internets… just right click on the photo and check the image title. You are welcome.

  58. Paul says:

    way to go genious so numereous of these girl’s names are numbers.

  59. moo says:

    snookie looks like a damn toad

  60. Doctorb the B is for bargain says:

    “Meh. Debatable. Not hot” But if any of them were laying naked on your bed, ready to fuck, would you not oblige them?

  61. liveforever says:

    It would be rude not to…

  62. liveforever says:

    Zooey Deschanel looks like shes recovering from a smack addiction in that pic, seeing as shes famous, she most likely is……

  63. YesYes says:

    I’d fuck all of them in the ass, minus Jersey Whore girls, Kate Perry, and Taylor Swift. Those bitches shouldn’t be anywhere near this list.

  64. Nicotine says:

    Thank you for recognizing Jenna Fischer. She’s a knockout, but she’s constantly overlooked because she’s not just giving it away everytime you see her.

  65. dumbguy says:

    jeez what a bad list

  66. dirt bag says:

    Jenna Fischer
    pam from the office
    Really?
    She nice and all but there better options


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