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25 Just Awful Cereal Concepts

brawny man cereal

Breakfast is an important meal, mom always said, when she was sober and coherent.  It’s hard to take that advice seriously, however, when the manufacturers of cereal keep coming up with completely ridiculous crap like these brands.  And if I may ask, was there actually a time when “brawny Scotsman” was a decent spokesman for breakfast?

lame math cereal

nickolodeon cereal

creepy cereal

ultimate warrior cereal


cap'n crunch

terrible cereal

gross cereal

cinnamon cereal

orange cereal

gene simmons cereal

scary dolls and breakfast

old cereal

asian cereal

prince of thieves

worst cereal box

strawberry cereal

grape cereal


cereal tie in

bad cereal

stupid cereal

cereal in a can

16 Responses to "25 Just Awful Cereal Concepts"

  1. Bpppppt! says:

    I just finished a box of Crispy Hexagons.


  2. Jasminw says:

    I call bullshit that Oops, All Berries is an awful cereal concept sir. Who the hell wants those yellow, square, cut-the-roof-of-your-mouth…thingies in their bowl? The berries are the only reason why one buys Capt Crunch.

    • Jasmine says:

      I do concur that Kiddo Balls wasn’t well thought out.

      (Also I was writing with such passion before that I couldn’t spell my own name correctly)

  3. noodlez says:

    blueberry muffin tops are fucking amazing

  4. Rigo says:

    Awful? Are you kidding? I would eat the shit out of the Monopoly (TM) cereal and the Capt. Crunch with nothing but crunchberries.

    When I was in high school we used to eat cereal out of giant bins and this kid would get a bowl of Capt. Crunch and separate the crunchberries in a separate bowl. He would do that over and over until he got a full bowl and then he’d eat it. It looked tasty as hell but I never tried it cuz I’m too lazy.

  5. FUCK IAN says:

    hey, the oops all berries was awesome…wish they still made them…and the muffin tops are pretty good but you end up burping it up all day…btw FUCK IAN!!!

  6. Jeff says:

    No! I love Oops All Berries and Blueberry Muffin cereal!

  7. Exile says:

    Looks like Urkel won the presidency, and he’s an AMERICA HATING COMMIE MARRIED TO CHEWBACCA.

  8. Amber says:

    Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I have had the OJs cereal song stuck in my head for months. I couldn’t find a soul who remembered them!

  9. ThriftyNerd says:

    I swear to God I will fight you if you don’t remove the glorious Blueberry Muffin Tops from this list right now.