
Breakfast is an important meal, mom always said, when she was sober and coherent. It’s hard to take that advice seriously, however, when the manufacturers of cereal keep coming up with completely ridiculous crap like these brands. And if I may ask, was there actually a time when “brawny Scotsman” was a decent spokesman for breakfast?























I just finished a box of Crispy Hexagons.
Bpppppppppppt!
I call bullshit that Oops, All Berries is an awful cereal concept sir. Who the hell wants those yellow, square, cut-the-roof-of-your-mouth…thingies in their bowl? The berries are the only reason why one buys Capt Crunch.
I do concur that Kiddo Balls wasn’t well thought out.
(Also I was writing with such passion before that I couldn’t spell my own name correctly)
blueberry muffin tops are fucking amazing
Awful? Are you kidding? I would eat the shit out of the Monopoly (TM) cereal and the Capt. Crunch with nothing but crunchberries.
When I was in high school we used to eat cereal out of giant bins and this kid would get a bowl of Capt. Crunch and separate the crunchberries in a separate bowl. He would do that over and over until he got a full bowl and then he’d eat it. It looked tasty as hell but I never tried it cuz I’m too lazy.
wait doesnt ralston specials in dog food hi id like a big bowl of urkelos please… ruff
hey, the oops all berries was awesome…wish they still made them…and the muffin tops are pretty good but you end up burping it up all day…btw FUCK IAN!!!
No! I love Oops All Berries and Blueberry Muffin cereal!
Looks like Urkel won the presidency, and he’s an AMERICA HATING COMMIE MARRIED TO CHEWBACCA.
Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I have had the OJs cereal song stuck in my head for months. I couldn’t find a soul who remembered them!
I swear to God I will fight you if you don’t remove the glorious Blueberry Muffin Tops from this list right now.