25 Lazy Security Guards

January 21st, 2010 | 12:27 pm
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54 Responses to "25 Lazy Security Guards "

  1. Baller As Hell Says:

    first! if you post below me you suck cock

  2. Baller As Hell Says:

    well.. im posting below me because i love cocks hehe

  3. couriers mom Says:

    ooh! suck mine!

  4. Baller As Hell Says:

    no way

  5. couriers mom Says:

    so selfish. all i want is someone to do to me what my son and donkeyxote do to everyone else.

  6. willdo Says:

    I'll do you all day long baby

  7. bunghole Says:

    what a bunch of queers.

  8. Mrs.Cocksucker Says:

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  9. ZigZagFag Says:

    So do I!!!

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  11. Broseph Says:

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  12. Blargh Says:

    And you only know that because you sucked mine first !

  13. Dick sucker Says:

    Why do you guys have to make everything so gay?

  14. bullshigat Says:

    This comments section is one big gay fandango!

  15. Bosco Says:

    Notice how 90% of these fuckers are either black or mexican? They try to prove that they aren't worthless and lazy by going out and getting a fancy security guard job.... and then they fall the fuck asleep on the job.

  16. Shane Says:

    You are racist and that's funny.

  17. Pamito Says:

    What a stupid comment. The rest are as gay as you are, Bosco. You lousy racist.

  18. Turbo Tax 2009 Says:

    I think the definition of a security guard includes time for sleeping on the job.

  19. The Mathematician Says:

    The 14 that can be described as either black or mexican do not represent 90% of the 26 security guards featured.

  20. JacktheStripper Says:

    Well put

  21. Ralph the Wonder Llama Says:

    Bosco you are a fucking idiot. I would hardly call a minimum wage job "fancy".
    Go back to diddling your sister.

  22. Vktor Says:

    Since when is Mexican an ethnicity asshole. Half of these black guys can be blacks and hispanics at the same time just like Cubans. White's are the laziest people out of all the ethnicities.

  23. Anonymouss Says:

    yeah but we are in charge so its ok

  24. Anonymouz Says:

    there's a fucking nigger for president, who the fuck do you think is in charge?

  25. BRAINS OF THE OP Says:

    FUCK ALL OF U SCARED INTERNET NERDS. YOU ALL JUST SIT AT THE COMPUTER BECAUSE YOUR SCARED OF LIVING YOUR LIFES. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR SAD EXCISTENCE. AND YOUR MAMAS

  26. almost Anonymous Says:

    Thats lives, not lifes. maybe you should get out and read something. Like the dictionary. or your moms porn site.

  27. The Souless Ginger Says:

    I'm pretty sure that over half of these guys are dead.

  28. Dutch Barlow Says:

    by the way, i found your soul. you left it on the bus. if you want it back just shoot me a carrier pigeon with your info. if i don't hear from you i'm going to devourer it so that i may grow more powerful and crush the bones of my rivals.

  29. Mattress Says:

    "Devourer?"

  30. DonkeyXote Says:

    I'm pretty sure that over half of the Souless Ginger's rectum is filled with a diverse mix of gooey sediments mostly made up of semen and urine.

  31. Kanye West Says:

    Well I'm sure you know since you spend most of your day grinding on it faggot!

  32. Wow Says:

    Pay attention to how quickly these comments went from sucking cock to just racist.......God I love HT comment boards..

  33. In your mom Says:

    Racism is one of the last entitlements for the pigskins. Without it, all they would have left is hot dogs and babies in dumpsters.

  34. WhalePimpOfTheSea Says:

    10 Black guys, 9 White guys, and 6 Asians. Why am I not surprised this many Whites and Blacks are sleeping on the job? They're probably dreaming about getting back on welfare.

  35. Peter Griffin Says:

    so is your mom.

  36. Lois Griffin Says:

    Peter, stop posting on lame websites and get back home so I can fuck you in your ass again.

  37. Chris Griffin Says:

    Mom theres a evil monkey on my closet!!!

  38. Quagmire Says:

    Giggity!

  39. lucy Says:

    lol ...waait a minute...wtf ...conan is that you?

  40. ultaviolent Says:

    worst job i every had was a night security guard. like watching paint dry; grass grow; reading the above comments...dull as hell.

  41. coco Says:

    Hey, your comments are great, and I'm gonna let you finish. But, I just wanted to say that Conan has one of the best nighttime talk shows ever.

  42. pratik Says:

    About two months late.

  43. donkeypunch Says:

    Destroy the Vagina!

  44. DonkeyXote Says:

    Why isn't someone braining these lazy fuckers with a bottle and taking all their shit?!? For instance, I look at the second picture and think, why isn't someone taking her gun and blowing her brains out all over the concrete?

  45. Anonymouz Says:

    Perhaps because most of us don't find the need to take advantage of that situation you sic fuck.

  46. savagemouse Says:

    I don't know, are you sure some of those dudes haven't been capped by terrorists?

  47. Jew Leader Says:

    not my chair, not my problem. thats what i say.

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  49. Baiting Master Says:

    Last pic, dude's just doing his Mall Cop job. Paul Blart mobile go! 5 pics above that... damn homeboy is sleepin with a rifle just waiting to be snatched up.

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