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25 (Mostly Photoshopped) Hybrid Animal Nightmares

So that Splice movie opens today.  While we have our reservations about actually going to go see it, most of those reservations concern the film’s star Adrien Brody and that time he kiss-raped Halle Berry onstage at the Academy Awards. 
 
So, provided we can overcome that, maybe we’ll check it out.  Who doesn’t want to see a movie about a genetic freak of nature hybrid kid with hooves and a tail?  Nobody, that’s who.  But in the meantime, we’ll settle for these pictures of (some real, some imagined) hybrid animals.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

34 Responses to "25 (Mostly Photoshopped) Hybrid Animal Nightmares"

  1. waytosuck says:

    way to make a stupid joke about trans people….jackass

  2. JiminyChristmas says:

    That Liger is pretty much my favorite animal.

  3. www.buy-machine.net says:

    So special picture. Where did you find them?

  4. QWERTylicious says:

    All the reptile pictures and the Liger photo are all real and not photoshopped. Sort your shit out Holy Taco and know your sources.

  5. phuck u suck says:

    25 pics of girls eating phallic fruit

  6. Free Shirts says:

    Somethings shouldn’t be cross bread.

  7. Indie Snob says:

    Someone has been listening to too much Sea Wolf. The first lines from “O Maria!” are as follows,

    “Show me your stripes said the Zebra to
    the wicked spider in the morning dew.”

  8. SexyGrndMa4U says:

    Please QWERT all over my face like they do in the movies.

  9. One Boobed Tranny says:

    Slob on my under sized midget penis, Maria and I’ll show you my wicked spider.

  10. Anonymous 2446 says:

    if ur smart enough to actually read the title it says (Mostly Photoshopped) so that implies that some are actaully real already u simpleton

  11. Legionaire says:

    Dear sweet Jezuz on a tree, I think i just crapped myself.

  12. Kimmie says:

    What? No Manbearpig?!

    MANBEARPIG!!!!

  13. PerJohnar says:

    omg thiss is so ugley loololol wtf men

  14. Per johan says:

    yo wtf man? why u stole ma name??

    n second this ain’t no fun yo i seen it all before so if u gonna copy me then u do it propper yo just sayin…

  15. Ben Affleck says:

    Holy crap was any of that English? Were you typing with your dick?
    I’m all for the argument that it’s just the internet, so relax on the grammar Nazi thing, but the bullshit you spit out here was just complete abuse of the system. How could you have become so lazy and retarded that a massive string of broken engrish and condensed once-words would even be remotely understandable, acceptable and / or absent of idiocy in any messaging medium?

    What do you sound like when you talk? Does anyone understand you?

    Really, people. Have at least a little pride in how you present yourself. Even if you’re anonymously posting useless drivel on the internet, at least do it with some degree of dignity. Fuck!

  16. Grammar Nazi says:

    Fucking assholes ruining my language.

  17. In your mums bedroom says:

    Your language? More like our language, you ARSEhole.

  18. With a rubber duck says:

    grammar crackers for juu!

  19. Snoochyboochys says:

    Afflect was the bomb in phantoms.

  20. Ben's half brother says:

    Afflack sucks at acting like he sucks my dick.

  21. Victor says:

    Not all of them are photoshopped. The Liger for instance is a breed of tiger and lion, that has lead to almost the double of its size. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

    The same with some of the two-head creatures.

  22. Renee Likealizardonawindowpane says:

    You’re close. The liger is not a breed, it is the offspring of a male lion and female tiger. A tigon is the offspring of a male tiger and female lion. Ligers and tigons are always sterile, therefore they can’t reproduce to create a new species.

  23. Anne says:

    and also, a tigon, i think it depends if i tiger is mother or father, and vice versa. but i still think it’s cool. i also like the (photo shopped) bunny bird it was cute x3

  24. wow says:

    I think this website is the!

  25. Jo Denny says:

    Dude that is amazing. Who is the fat dude at the end??

    Lou
    http://www.big-bro-watching.us.tc

  26. GrarRR says:

    Not a dude, chastity bono

  27. Annie Nonymous says:

    A dude now.

  28. peteyroberto says:

    your mom

  29. viktojuve says:

    That Alligator mixed with a bird is freaking scary.

  30. Batchain says:

    The hardest one to believe is the last!

  31. Ball Squasher says:

    I kind of want to get a puppy-chicken. Girls would love that abomination…

  32. Zonkey says:

    This shit is soooo 1997.

  33. Zonkeey says:

    You stole my name.


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