No one place on Earth harbors more passive aggression than an office kitchen. This can lead to some pretty interesting and potentially relationship crushing passiveaggressive notes. Here are the 25 most passive aggressive notes found in office kitchens.
As a vegan, fuck off. While I find these all humorous, and I have no issues with any of them (yes, including the funny "bacon is life" one. But just like I am unlike other Vegans in that I don't push my views on others, you should respect my choices in food.
Go choke on a chicken bone buddy...
evolution which allows us to eat plants as well. we're not carnivorous, man up and move on. kill a buffalo, hell kill them all, you will probably die of high blood pressure.
Jonathan, you sound like you might secretly be emasculated and using meat as a manliness crutch. have fun trying to rip me but you're clearly just a massive fan of meat and you can't fight it!
Evolution? Up until this past century meat was much more scarce than it is now. It was completely unaffordable on the daily volume we consume it now. You may like meat, and that's your choice, but the evolution argument makes you look a little foolish and naive.
Vegetarians are frail. I only eat meat that eats other meat--I don't eat herbivores. For example: wolf, tiger, mountain lion, chupacabra... all of these are delicious. Chupacabras are hard to come by, but damn good grilling.
the conversation about this is more entertaining than the notes themselves. Here's an idea get over yourselves. Yes people have different views on what food they enjoy. Using those fun little for letter words or "conversation spice" sure does make people sound smart. Especially on the internet where you're the toughest person you know. On second thought keep it up, we all need a way to feel better about ourselves while we wait for the end of the work day
vegans are better then you animal violators/torturers/killers/eaters but vegans still kill poor defenseless plants which is worse then killing an animal because they have no way of defending themselves. it is akin to killing babies.
i do not kill any thing and eat only inanimate objects.
The point is that you're not supposed to compost meat because it takes to long to decompose naturally, and if the compost is outside (obviously not in this situation), attracts unwanted scavengers.
AL-B, most compost systems break down plant matter. Greasy meats attract vermin, hence, I'm guessing, the warning-like CARTOON OF A RAT.
Maybe you just see that as another snack opportunity, but I'd rather not have critters in my office that leave disease-poop and chew wires, causing fires.
Wow. All this anger at each other. Where is it coming from? You all don't even know each other and you so full of venom on the stupidest issue. Reminds me of road rage... Everyone is so full of courage to spew at others when they are in their cars; and now here behind a computer. I would love to see all of you discuss these topics face to face. I bet the dialogue would be much different.
Ok with the "rational" argument. If you read the post-it, it would say PIZZA. Last time I checked my pizza was made of bread cheese, and tomato sauce. Cheese is not a meat and bread sure as hell isn't. The bacon is life is just poking fun at the vegan...it wasn't necessarily on the pizza.
To Uhhuh, there is no place for rationality on the Internets. You loses 500 points for your comments and must now find your porn in magazines. May God (Tom Cruies) have mercy on your soul.
regarding vegans or vegetarians--my daughter is a vegetarian and she runs marathons and Iron-Man triathelons! The latter is covers something over 140 miles of swimming, biking and running (which includes a marathon distance run). She does it in 12 hours. How many of you folks who think non-meat eaters are wimpy can do this?
these posts remind me of a phrase i heard a few months back. "there are two types of people in this world... people who agree with me, and people who are just like Hitler"
You obviously don't understand what is involved in food composting. If you took 2 minutes to google it, you would realize that you're talking out of your ass with zero knowledge of what you're saying.
Food that DOES NOT belong in a composter: Meat, fish, meat/fish waste, ANY DAIRY PRODUCTS (butter, milk, CHEESE, yogurt, etc.), oil/grease
Why can't you compost these food wastes?
* They inbalance the otherwise nutrient-rich structure of other food and vegetation waste and breakdown slowly.
* They attract rodents and other scavenging animals.
* Meat attracts maggots.
* Your compost bin will smell like complete shit.
The vegan who wrote that post-it note was pissed because the pizza person threw it in the compost without any regard to what belongs in there. And, anyone who has worked in an office knows that there is a 99% chance there was a sign above the compost detailing acceptable food waste.
anonymous.. u have way too much time ur an idiot get a life... worry about something that matters and not petty stuff, if ur a vegan ur probably a fag FYI
These are some of the funniest posts I've ever read. For the tard that said that humans are not carnivorous...you're an idiot. Go to the mirror, open your mouth, notice the incisors, then notice the canines. Strange that you, an herbivore, would have so much in common with all of earths carnivores. Weird.
Oh and I too had sex with your daughter. Average is being generous. She didn't want anything to do with my meat.
I go hunting yearly and kill many more animals than I could possibly eat. I leave the rest out to be eaten by insects or scavenged. I do this to make up for all of the pussies who don't eat meat because they want to save the animals. So who's hands is the blood really on?... The answer is yours, the blood is on your hands.
I shot a nice fat doe today and introduced my roomates son to the finer points of squirrel gravy yesterday. Meat composts just fine by the way flies and maggots are as good at composting as red worms it just offends the little girlie men to smell it. My heroes are the vultures and coyotes... though I do like to shoot at the coyotes with my AR from time to time. Grow some nuts boys, embrace the hunter gather lifestyle.... agrarians ruin this planet and fence everything in... it is a perversion of the natural order..haven't you all read Ishmael?
My ex girlfriend used to be vegan, she would let me do anything and everything except put my meat in her mouth. She said she doesn't like the taste of meat... What the hell! So I dump her after a few months.
Hi Honey, how was your day? Great, mine too. You know what? After all these years, I'm still madly in love with you. How about we go on vacation... To Vegas!!!!! What do you mean, "nah". What's wrong with Vegas??? What do you mean "it's for sinners"???? Who the fuck are you??? How did you get into my fucking life? AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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September 21st, 2009 at 03:05 pm
BACON IS LIFE!
September 21st, 2009 at 08:44 pm
Fuck yeah it is. Vegans should all be required to run marathons, or starve. Either way they'd die.
September 22nd, 2009 at 09:58 am
As a vegan, fuck off. While I find these all humorous, and I have no issues with any of them (yes, including the funny "bacon is life" one. But just like I am unlike other Vegans in that I don't push my views on others, you should respect my choices in food.
Go choke on a chicken bone buddy...
September 22nd, 2009 at 01:05 pm
Gay!
September 22nd, 2009 at 03:22 pm
Hey, I have no problem with veganism, eat all the styrofoam you want. I'ma go kill me a buffalo.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
I am a meat eater. I refuse to fight a half million years of evolution by denying myself meat. If you don't like it go fuck a rice cake.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:23 am
Sure, right after you fuck a bull.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 am
evolution which allows us to eat plants as well. we're not carnivorous, man up and move on. kill a buffalo, hell kill them all, you will probably die of high blood pressure.
Jonathan, you sound like you might secretly be emasculated and using meat as a manliness crutch. have fun trying to rip me but you're clearly just a massive fan of meat and you can't fight it!
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 am
Evolution? Up until this past century meat was much more scarce than it is now. It was completely unaffordable on the daily volume we consume it now. You may like meat, and that's your choice, but the evolution argument makes you look a little foolish and naive.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Evolution killed the world trade center
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:41 am
Buffalo is like soggy beef farts. Sometimes it's alright though...
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:48 am
blah blah blah blah blah. the picture done a funny
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
Did I say meat eater? I meant to say, cock muncher
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
and whats wrong with liking beef you homophobic fuck.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
I hate vegans, if you do like bacon your going to hell :P
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them so tasty?
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Vegetarians are frail. I only eat meat that eats other meat--I don't eat herbivores. For example: wolf, tiger, mountain lion, chupacabra... all of these are delicious. Chupacabras are hard to come by, but damn good grilling.
September 23rd, 2009 at 01:06 pm
There's a place for all of God's creatures. Right next to the garlic mashed potatoes.
September 23rd, 2009 at 01:15 pm
It's a friggin miricle that these postings always turn in to a dork fist fight over the internet.
It is as painful as watching reality television.
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September 23rd, 2009 at 01:22 pm
I'm a "vegan once removed" ... I eat only vegetarian animals.
September 23rd, 2009 at 03:04 pm
the conversation about this is more entertaining than the notes themselves. Here's an idea get over yourselves. Yes people have different views on what food they enjoy. Using those fun little for letter words or "conversation spice" sure does make people sound smart. Especially on the internet where you're the toughest person you know. On second thought keep it up, we all need a way to feel better about ourselves while we wait for the end of the work day
September 23rd, 2009 at 03:06 pm
they said keep the bacon out the COMPOST!!! COMPOST is FOOD TRASH!!! who cares what goes in there, the plants that it's gonna feed sure as hell dont!
September 23rd, 2009 at 03:56 pm
vegans are better then you animal violators/torturers/killers/eaters but vegans still kill poor defenseless plants which is worse then killing an animal because they have no way of defending themselves. it is akin to killing babies.
i do not kill any thing and eat only inanimate objects.
September 23rd, 2009 at 04:05 pm
You guys are such losers, what do you care is someone is a vegan or not. Get over it.
September 23rd, 2009 at 04:36 pm
God put animals on the earth for science experiments not for eating!!!
September 23rd, 2009 at 04:59 pm
"For every animal you don't eat, I will eat three."
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September 23rd, 2009 at 05:04 pm
Everyone in this stupid thread sucks, including myself because I wasted my time posting this stupid shit.
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:17 pm
The point is that you're not supposed to compost meat because it takes to long to decompose naturally, and if the compost is outside (obviously not in this situation), attracts unwanted scavengers.
Oh sorry, was that too rational for you morons?
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:34 pm
AL-B, most compost systems break down plant matter. Greasy meats attract vermin, hence, I'm guessing, the warning-like CARTOON OF A RAT.
Maybe you just see that as another snack opportunity, but I'd rather not have critters in my office that leave disease-poop and chew wires, causing fires.
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:57 pm
"chew wires, causing fires"
hehe
September 23rd, 2009 at 07:58 pm
Wow. All this anger at each other. Where is it coming from? You all don't even know each other and you so full of venom on the stupidest issue. Reminds me of road rage... Everyone is so full of courage to spew at others when they are in their cars; and now here behind a computer. I would love to see all of you discuss these topics face to face. I bet the dialogue would be much different.
September 24th, 2009 at 04:57 am
buncha noobs ITT. Fuck bitches. Get money.
September 24th, 2009 at 07:20 am
Ok with the "rational" argument. If you read the post-it, it would say PIZZA. Last time I checked my pizza was made of bread cheese, and tomato sauce. Cheese is not a meat and bread sure as hell isn't. The bacon is life is just poking fun at the vegan...it wasn't necessarily on the pizza.
September 24th, 2009 at 08:07 am
To Uhhuh, there is no place for rationality on the Internets. You loses 500 points for your comments and must now find your porn in magazines. May God (Tom Cruies) have mercy on your soul.
September 24th, 2009 at 09:07 am
if i eat only infants and small toddlers... what does that make me?
September 24th, 2009 at 09:48 am
regarding vegans or vegetarians--my daughter is a vegetarian and she runs marathons and Iron-Man triathelons! The latter is covers something over 140 miles of swimming, biking and running (which includes a marathon distance run). She does it in 12 hours. How many of you folks who think non-meat eaters are wimpy can do this?
September 24th, 2009 at 11:08 am
well i had sex with your vegan marathon running daughter, and let me tell you, it was average.
September 24th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
these posts remind me of a phrase i heard a few months back. "there are two types of people in this world... people who agree with me, and people who are just like Hitler"
September 24th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
RE: Anonymous124
You obviously don't understand what is involved in food composting. If you took 2 minutes to google it, you would realize that you're talking out of your ass with zero knowledge of what you're saying.
Food that DOES NOT belong in a composter: Meat, fish, meat/fish waste, ANY DAIRY PRODUCTS (butter, milk, CHEESE, yogurt, etc.), oil/grease
Why can't you compost these food wastes?
* They inbalance the otherwise nutrient-rich structure of other food and vegetation waste and breakdown slowly.
* They attract rodents and other scavenging animals.
* Meat attracts maggots.
* Your compost bin will smell like complete shit.
The vegan who wrote that post-it note was pissed because the pizza person threw it in the compost without any regard to what belongs in there. And, anyone who has worked in an office knows that there is a 99% chance there was a sign above the compost detailing acceptable food waste.
September 24th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
You guys suck at the internet. I can personally attest to the fact that meat is indeed bad for you. The last cat I had had rabies.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
Meat is murder.
Tasty tasty murder
September 24th, 2009 at 09:17 pm
anonymous.. u have way too much time ur an idiot get a life... worry about something that matters and not petty stuff, if ur a vegan ur probably a fag FYI
September 25th, 2009 at 01:13 am
Yeah...about that vegetarian marathon running daughter...I also had sex with her and frankly I would rate her a tad below average.
ps- She gave me gonorrhea...she said it was from not eating meat.
September 27th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
These are some of the funniest posts I've ever read. For the tard that said that humans are not carnivorous...you're an idiot. Go to the mirror, open your mouth, notice the incisors, then notice the canines. Strange that you, an herbivore, would have so much in common with all of earths carnivores. Weird.
Oh and I too had sex with your daughter. Average is being generous. She didn't want anything to do with my meat.
September 28th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
I go hunting yearly and kill many more animals than I could possibly eat. I leave the rest out to be eaten by insects or scavenged. I do this to make up for all of the pussies who don't eat meat because they want to save the animals. So who's hands is the blood really on?... The answer is yours, the blood is on your hands.
September 28th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
I shot a nice fat doe today and introduced my roomates son to the finer points of squirrel gravy yesterday. Meat composts just fine by the way flies and maggots are as good at composting as red worms it just offends the little girlie men to smell it. My heroes are the vultures and coyotes... though I do like to shoot at the coyotes with my AR from time to time. Grow some nuts boys, embrace the hunter gather lifestyle.... agrarians ruin this planet and fence everything in... it is a perversion of the natural order..haven't you all read Ishmael?
September 29th, 2009 at 03:43 pm
My ex girlfriend used to be vegan, she would let me do anything and everything except put my meat in her mouth. She said she doesn't like the taste of meat... What the hell! So I dump her after a few months.
September 29th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
Hi Honey, how was your day? Great, mine too. You know what? After all these years, I'm still madly in love with you. How about we go on vacation... To Vegas!!!!! What do you mean, "nah". What's wrong with Vegas??? What do you mean "it's for sinners"???? Who the fuck are you??? How did you get into my fucking life? AHHHHHHHH!!!!
September 29th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
SRSLY WTF????
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