These people have to be joking right? No one actually looks like these guys do they? What's with the huge spiked-hair look coming out of Jersey these days? Not that anything good has ever come out of Jersey, but the Jonas Brothers are ruining this country. There it is, I've said it.
Also, holytaco.com team, you guys are great. Great work here. Check out our site some time and let us know what you think. Publicly stating that it sucks is cool by us - all press is good press, right? RIGHT?!?!?
WOW! just checked out namethegarels.com, that shit is stupid what grade are you guys in?
you guys hang out in porta pottys and copy all the dumb shit written on the walls.
you guys suck rotten philosopher fag douche ass!
don't waste precious masturbatory time looking at this site.
good press, right? assholes.
YUCK!! Ok,... first, why do all of the women in here look like trannys? Especially the 7th up fron the bottom, eeeeeeeeeek! I think it's awesome that these "guys" decide to give themselves bright orange tans, bleach blonde hair, perfectly sculpted eye brows, and wear more make up than their women. It makes it WAAAAY easier to spot douche bags from afar!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 4th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
ya got me with that last photo
November 5th, 2009 at 03:21 am
Tan overboard! = http://bit.ly/5WWtt
November 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
flopculture
November 5th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
HI2U SKIN CANCUR!
November 4th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
do these people own mirrors?
November 4th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
Here here
November 5th, 2009 at 07:43 am
or is it "hear, hear!"
November 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Hear here!
November 4th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
What the f@#$ is with the kissing faces?
November 4th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
zoolander - "blue steel" (or "magnum")
November 5th, 2009 at 08:52 am
No, they were doing "La Tigra"...
November 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
you idiots, that's Ferrari.
November 5th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
I have no idea what's going on.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
because u suck u fugly ho
November 4th, 2009 at 02:28 pm
Too many carrots will do that to you. Although that still doesn't explain the enema face.
November 4th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
god bless america, i hate tools
November 5th, 2009 at 05:20 am
yes, because everything comes from the US.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:48 am
this is obviously from america. i dont think guidos exist overseas. im american fyi
November 5th, 2009 at 11:14 am
well the one photo is branded with a domain name that ends in .hu, which is hungary's ccTLD. so it's entirely likely some of them are from europe
November 5th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
hahahah all bs comes from america.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
what if i told you i could get you rich quick?
November 4th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
i don't get it. Do they think that looks good??
November 6th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
Yes... (sigh)... yes they do.
November 4th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
that is just creepy
November 4th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
fuck you, philosopher.
November 4th, 2009 at 03:20 pm
mellow out bitch
November 5th, 2009 at 01:08 am
hahaha, mellow out bitch had me dying, i dont even know why. Maybe its the use of a funny word, bitch. hahaha
November 5th, 2009 at 01:43 pm
are you 12?
November 5th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
people, people ... let's not lose sight of the true lesson here, which is FUCK YOU, PHILOSOPHER.
November 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
f&*ck you philosoraptor fergert. go get owned by a little faggot dino
November 4th, 2009 at 02:47 pm
is that boygroup photo in front of a christmas tree?
or just a gay "menage a trois" celebrating christmas...
November 4th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
It's fuckin' Christmas, yo. Straight up.
November 12th, 2009 at 01:49 am
What does gay have to do with it?
November 4th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
Is that the same guy in photo #4 and #8?!?
These people have to be joking right? No one actually looks like these guys do they? What's with the huge spiked-hair look coming out of Jersey these days? Not that anything good has ever come out of Jersey, but the Jonas Brothers are ruining this country. There it is, I've said it.
Also, holytaco.com team, you guys are great. Great work here. Check out our site some time and let us know what you think. Publicly stating that it sucks is cool by us - all press is good press, right? RIGHT?!?!?
www.namethegarels.com
November 5th, 2009 at 08:59 am
That just fucking north Jersey. That shit doesn't fly down here.
November 5th, 2009 at 09:34 pm
WOW! just checked out namethegarels.com, that shit is stupid what grade are you guys in?
you guys hang out in porta pottys and copy all the dumb shit written on the walls.
you guys suck rotten philosopher fag douche ass!
don't waste precious masturbatory time looking at this site.
good press, right? assholes.
November 6th, 2009 at 06:52 pm
Yeah That was a waste of 2 mins!!! Gayest website ever!!!
November 4th, 2009 at 03:17 pm
This is the most offensive collection of blackface photos I've ever seen.
November 4th, 2009 at 03:22 pm
YUCK!! Ok,... first, why do all of the women in here look like trannys? Especially the 7th up fron the bottom, eeeeeeeeeek! I think it's awesome that these "guys" decide to give themselves bright orange tans, bleach blonde hair, perfectly sculpted eye brows, and wear more make up than their women. It makes it WAAAAY easier to spot douche bags from afar!
November 4th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
All of these were taken in New Jersey.
November 5th, 2009 at 09:01 am
I always have to defend my state because of these fucking Bennys.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
no!
November 4th, 2009 at 03:28 pm
i dont know what you assholes are talking about these guys look awesome
November 4th, 2009 at 08:50 pm
Freak
November 4th, 2009 at 03:33 pm
idk, i think some of these aren't all that hideous. yeah, some are, but still.
November 5th, 2009 at 05:38 am
u prolly look like these tranny fag douches
November 4th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
Why don't you name it what it really is... 25 People from Jersey
November 5th, 2009 at 01:11 am
Well, 23. I dont know where kerry is from, but i dont thjink its jersey. And the Oompa Loompas were from Loompaland.
November 4th, 2009 at 04:20 pm
Wow same 2 guys in 4 and 8. One of them isn't tan in 4 though. Someone gave in to the almighty tan pier pressure
November 5th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
peer* pressure
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