YUCK!! Ok,… first, why do all of the women in here look like trannys? Especially the 7th up fron the bottom, eeeeeeeeeek! I think it’s awesome that these “guys” decide to give themselves bright orange tans, bleach blonde hair, perfectly sculpted eye brows, and wear more make up than their women. It makes it WAAAAY easier to spot douche bags from afar!
Yo man that shit is fucked up. Mutha fucka come rollin up in tha club lookin like that then ya best believe that INS or Method would straight up murder a bitch.
First of all I would just like to say as one man to another, offering to dick slap another man is well. . . gay. Second yes my good man I do indeed realize that these people are from New Jersey but I believe that if you would kindly look on a map you would realize that New Jersey sits dangerously close to the Slums of Shaolin. This locale,it should be duly noted, is where I and the rest of the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan currently reside. Third, I distinctly said that if they rolled up in a club, not my club, as you see there is a rather large difference. As I have aforementioned we are rather obviously members of a Clan and not a club as the name Wu-Tang Clan clearly states. In the future I would appreciate your consideration to look into the information that is available before making any further erroneous assumptions. If you have anymore complaints I would lastly like to point out to you good sir that you should most assuredly heed this dire warning, “Tha Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with.”
These people have to be joking right? No one actually looks like these guys do they? What’s with the huge spiked-hair look coming out of Jersey these days? Not that anything good has ever come out of Jersey, but the Jonas Brothers are ruining this country. There it is, I’ve said it.
Also, holytaco.com team, you guys are great. Great work here. Check out our site some time and let us know what you think. Publicly stating that it sucks is cool by us – all press is good press, right? RIGHT?!?!?
WOW! just checked out namethegarels.com, that shit is stupid what grade are you guys in?
you guys hang out in porta pottys and copy all the dumb shit written on the walls.
you guys suck rotten philosopher fag douche ass!
don’t waste precious masturbatory time looking at this site.
good press, right? assholes.
Nah, that orange one with white around his eyes is Scotland’s male barbie doll, I remember laughing at him long ago. MEN please, please have eyebrows, getting them plucked makes you look fruity as hell!
nothing says you’re cool like being tanned up with your dragon ball z hair cut and posing in front of a Christmas tree with with your friends while mom takes the pic
only the ganguro & the oompa loompa are excused. John K is borderline….
how do these people get laid? can anyone look at them with a straight face?? i don’t understand. are they imitating those tragic douche nozzles from the Gotti show that was on a few years ago?? are they from new jersey too? haha.
Don’t they know they look stupid!!! And what’s up with the shopping cart in the second to last one, looks like they went to Walmart but forgot to leave the cart. Not just Quido’s and Quidette’s but Trailer Trash!
WTF…looks like they fell into a bucket of “I think I’m cool” Orange paint! Oh & and what’s with the”Don’t piss me off or I’ll spike you to death” hair? Not to mention that I can’t figure out which gender half of the D-Bags. are!?!
The first picture is of twins that live in Aarhus, Denmark. They are called the Lion twins because of the hair. In the neighbouring country, Sweden, every second male looks like this. It’s a nation of sissies!
What grosses me more is the guys with waxed eyebrows, and lips that look like they are wearing pink lips gloss. Plus the people in that one picture look like they have crap smeered all our their face. Hopefully they know about the rules or ATM!
These people have their own race – the carrot people. They should only be allowed to reproduce with each other. They definitely should be on http://www.flopculture.com!
i was not aware that looking like a carrot was in style..why do people think that being orange and having hair that looks like an onion blossem is attractive..gah.
What’s up with people thinking that they can fake tan? I’m hope (and I’m sure), they notice that it DOESN’T look natural. I mean, c’mon. Spray tans make them look orangey and the tanning bed is a quicker way to get skin cancer. Your welcome for giving you information, douchebags.
shidt idk what gender that thing with the yellow tie is but I wanna fuck it’s brain out. I think I rather never find out what gender it is, oh fuck I just invented a scenario about it shit I think I might have just aquired an androgyny fetish if there is a thing like that anyway I wana fuck this thing with the yellow tie that what i wanted to say
Im British and my boyfriends brother said about this guido’s thing…
WHAT THE FUCK MAN you guys are fucked hahahaha,
in Britian we have chav’s goths, you guys have capri-sun squirted at your face, haha i love seeing this post some more,
You look like N.W.A haha not the group. hahaa.
This is the most offensive collection of blackface photos I’ve ever seen.
YUCK!! Ok,… first, why do all of the women in here look like trannys? Especially the 7th up fron the bottom, eeeeeeeeeek! I think it’s awesome that these “guys” decide to give themselves bright orange tans, bleach blonde hair, perfectly sculpted eye brows, and wear more make up than their women. It makes it WAAAAY easier to spot douche bags from afar!
All of these were taken in New Jersey.
i dont know what you assholes are talking about these guys look awesome
idk, i think some of these aren’t all that hideous. yeah, some are, but still.
Why don’t you name it what it really is… 25 People from Jersey
Wow same 2 guys in 4 and 8. One of them isn’t tan in 4 though. Someone gave in to the almighty tan pier pressure
Yo man that shit is fucked up. Mutha fucka come rollin up in tha club lookin like that then ya best believe that INS or Method would straight up murder a bitch.
25 People With Horrible Fake Tans or
25 People With Horrible Fake Tans because they’re assholes?
Could of just done another 25 douche bags lol
Im never going to New Jersey. Ever.
the most realistic tan is the last one
I’d like to suggest a future list: 25 People With Sharpie Marker Eyebrows.
I got a nice sloppy BJ from a young Italian man with spiky hair and a fake tan the other day, at the truck stop near the Meadowlands.
He didn’t smell that great though…
Freak
What do people call these guys?
Besides douche bags….
why does Jersey suck so bad?
fucking guido fags
Well, 23. I dont know where kerry is from, but i dont thjink its jersey. And the Oompa Loompas were from Loompaland.
25 People With Horrible Fake Tans because they’re assholes, all day.
ill bet all these people are from new jersey
bet you all of them are from jersey
Thus is Jersey. Don’t go there. Just look at that third picture from the top. Holy fuck.
Reminds me of the song…
I’m a big douche at the scottsdale bars
at the scottsdale bars
at the scottsdale bars
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2008/05/local_dj_craven_moorehead_paro.php
#16 is japanese ganguro girl, right?
Lets see, They are all new york Guido douche bags. Hey grab your balls and say mafia. Fag fucks
Wow, that is just way too cool dude!
RT
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u prolly look like these tranny fag douches
I always have to defend my state because of these fucking Bennys.
Dont make me d!ck slab you, or any one in your club. You sound as dumb as the people in those pictures look.
And the dudes are all from jersey.
peer* pressure
orange perhaps….
no man, those guys down on the docks can be fuckin’ persuasive. when they start egging you on to spray that shit on yourself, forget about it.
First of all I would just like to say as one man to another, offering to dick slap another man is well. . . gay. Second yes my good man I do indeed realize that these people are from New Jersey but I believe that if you would kindly look on a map you would realize that New Jersey sits dangerously close to the Slums of Shaolin. This locale,it should be duly noted, is where I and the rest of the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan currently reside. Third, I distinctly said that if they rolled up in a club, not my club, as you see there is a rather large difference. As I have aforementioned we are rather obviously members of a Clan and not a club as the name Wu-Tang Clan clearly states. In the future I would appreciate your consideration to look into the information that is available before making any further erroneous assumptions. If you have anymore complaints I would lastly like to point out to you good sir that you should most assuredly heed this dire warning, “Tha Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with.”
Sincerely:
The current Wu-Tang Shogun
The RZA
rza myyy ass niggaa ill eat your face
Guidos.
Itialian version of the D-Bag
no!
ya got me with that last photo
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omg, an oompaloompa…
that is funny
do these people own mirrors?
Here here
or is it “hear, hear!”
Hear here!
yall some dumb looking fools keep shit 100 that shit aint playa workout still get knocked out
What the f@#$ is with the kissing faces?
zoolander – “blue steel” (or “magnum”)
No, they were doing “La Tigra”…
you idiots, that’s Ferrari.
I have no idea what’s going on.
because u suck u fugly ho
Too many carrots will do that to you. Although that still doesn’t explain the enema face.
god bless america, i hate tools
yes, because everything comes from the US.
this is obviously from america. i dont think guidos exist overseas. im american fyi
well the one photo is branded with a domain name that ends in .hu, which is hungary’s ccTLD. so it’s entirely likely some of them are from europe
hahahah all bs comes from america.
what if i told you i could get you rich quick?
i dunno if you guys noticed the ganguro girl in with the guido slop but if memory serves me correctly, she’s fapanese.
Sadly enough, that picture is legitimately Japanese. It’s called ganguro. Just as sickly and disgusting as the rest of this crap.
i don’t get it. Do they think that looks good??
Yes… (sigh)… yes they do.
no, it’s a joke. just like juggalo culture.
that is just creepy
fuck you, philosopher.
mellow out bitch
hahaha, mellow out bitch had me dying, i dont even know why. Maybe its the use of a funny word, bitch. hahaha
are you 12?
people, people … let’s not lose sight of the true lesson here, which is FUCK YOU, PHILOSOPHER.
f&*ck you philosoraptor fergert. go get owned by a little faggot dino
is that boygroup photo in front of a christmas tree?
or just a gay “menage a trois” celebrating christmas…
It’s fuckin’ Christmas, yo. Straight up.
What does gay have to do with it?
Is that the same guy in photo #4 and #8?!?
These people have to be joking right? No one actually looks like these guys do they? What’s with the huge spiked-hair look coming out of Jersey these days? Not that anything good has ever come out of Jersey, but the Jonas Brothers are ruining this country. There it is, I’ve said it.
Also, holytaco.com team, you guys are great. Great work here. Check out our site some time and let us know what you think. Publicly stating that it sucks is cool by us – all press is good press, right? RIGHT?!?!?
http://www.namethegarels.com
That just fucking north Jersey. That shit doesn’t fly down here.
WOW! just checked out namethegarels.com, that shit is stupid what grade are you guys in?
you guys hang out in porta pottys and copy all the dumb shit written on the walls.
you guys suck rotten philosopher fag douche ass!
don’t waste precious masturbatory time looking at this site.
good press, right? assholes.
Yeah That was a waste of 2 mins!!! Gayest website ever!!!
amazingly, all these people, sans john jerry, are from new jersey.
Nah, that orange one with white around his eyes is Scotland’s male barbie doll, I remember laughing at him long ago. MEN please, please have eyebrows, getting them plucked makes you look fruity as hell!
This has to be fake right? This is another reason I don’t try these types of tans. LOL
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It seems like 23 of these pictures come from one state: New Jersey.
What’s wrong with that? I like my tan.
That shit is $o Ca$h.
Haaaaaaaaa I think that 20 is my favourite. The dude looks more like a chick than his chick.
I seriously wanna fight ever last one of these fucking douchebags.
you better wear gloves or you’ll get that orange crap all over your hands!!!
why are these people SO tan?? ahaha! don’t they know they look ridiculous?
What the fuck is that shit.
90% of this is fake, come on.
Fine, I’ll just have to stop. It seems none of you have actually been to NJ.
I dressed like one of those douche-bags for halloween. The reception was fantastic.
nothing says you’re cool like being tanned up with your dragon ball z hair cut and posing in front of a Christmas tree with with your friends while mom takes the pic
WTF
This is why I am proud to be a hispanic. I don’t need no damn tan plus i live in place where it’s almost 100% suuny
these people r def. from NY not NJ
where do these fag ass dudes live? i dont know how any1 think that shitty “tan” and retarded spiked hair looks good.
only the ganguro & the oompa loompa are excused. John K is borderline….
how do these people get laid? can anyone look at them with a straight face?? i don’t understand. are they imitating those tragic douche nozzles from the Gotti show that was on a few years ago?? are they from new jersey too? haha.
Benny bastards!
Don’t they know they look stupid!!! And what’s up with the shopping cart in the second to last one, looks like they went to Walmart but forgot to leave the cart. Not just Quido’s and Quidette’s but Trailer Trash!
one of them died in a tragic car accident. I think he hates everyone of you though,.
seriously people lets start a KLAN to kill all guidos.
Who are these people?
A lot of these are not even fake tans. Also a good chunk is of the same prom photos.
Title should been something more like. “10 People with painted on tans”
Apparently anyone with the ability to search google images can post a “Top ___ Pictures” article on this website
Search Guido Fake Tan in Google and you can rewrite this article
WTF…looks like they fell into a bucket of “I think I’m cool” Orange paint! Oh & and what’s with the”Don’t piss me off or I’ll spike you to death” hair? Not to mention that I can’t figure out which gender half of the D-Bags. are!?!
Picture 4, middle, rapist.
Plenty here in NYC (from Long Island/ Staten Island), would any other city, state or COUNTRY like to adopt some?
Reminds me of how I love not being a brobag douche… and lose a little faith in the women of the world as well.
Picture number 19, the faces are switched.
Very obvi.
Haha not but really wtf
Never posted on a message board…before today. But just had to say… Sweet Jesus! Do these people not know what they look like??!
Wow these tans are so bad, they look like they’re dressed in blackface.
haha I just founds out where guidoes get there looks and styles from. ZOOLANDER! It was in front of me of the whole time.
New Jersey Douche Bags
NUKE JERSEY!
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FIRRRRRST to post on page 3 … no matter what they can NEVER TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! HAHAHAAAAA, there’s only a page 3 because of MEEEEEEEEEHH
Welcome to the Garden State! Aka– Douche bag state..
Wow 4&8 and 3&10. These guys must be pretty proud to be on the top 25 list TWICE!
A good spray tan wont turn u orange…these ppl need to find better tanning salons with workers who will say hey, YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT! STOP TANNING
The first picture is of twins that live in Aarhus, Denmark. They are called the Lion twins because of the hair. In the neighbouring country, Sweden, every second male looks like this. It’s a nation of sissies!
not 25, it’s the same idiot on at least 6-7 psc. creepy….
BENNYS, FUCK OFF AND DIE. You’re polluting the state.
Hahaha – the oompa loompa at the end was perfect.
the guy in the 5th pic looks like a glazed turkey/chicken
tacky tacky tacky,,,,cheap,cheap,cheap
LAst photo is from the classic movie ‘Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory” from Henry Selick. Cool!
the orange man on the last picture is from the movie: charlie and the chocolate factory (original with gene wilder).
What grosses me more is the guys with waxed eyebrows, and lips that look like they are wearing pink lips gloss. Plus the people in that one picture look like they have crap smeered all our their face. Hopefully they know about the rules or ATM!
These people have their own race – the carrot people. They should only be allowed to reproduce with each other. They definitely should be on http://www.flopculture.com!
number 20 looks like the girl and guy should switch faces
90% of these are from that same hungarian website. partyphoto.hu
its some club in budapest.
what the hell is the deal with all the guys hair as well???
Kill them all before they pollute the gene pool… wait a second, is that a nazi in the middle of pic 4
i was not aware that looking like a carrot was in style..why do people think that being orange and having hair that looks like an onion blossem is attractive..gah.
What’s up with people thinking that they can fake tan? I’m hope (and I’m sure), they notice that it DOESN’T look natural. I mean, c’mon. Spray tans make them look orangey and the tanning bed is a quicker way to get skin cancer. Your welcome for giving you information, douchebags.
Oh, and the 6th picture from the bottom looks like they swapped faces. The dude has a chicks face, and the chick has a dude’s face.
the last one is the only one that looks natural
All of those pics were most likely taken within 15 miles of my house… north jerz… what can i say
My guess is that most of these winners are from the UK. Home of the Tan in a Can.
Actually, two of the females with the horrible tans have an excuse for it. It’s a style in Japan(?). Ganguro.
Dude, if you look prettier than the chick you’re next to… well, figure it out, stupid ho. Sixth one up from the bottom.
fake tans give me eye cancer. see you in court
ha but the last one really got me too
shidt idk what gender that thing with the yellow tie is but I wanna fuck it’s brain out. I think I rather never find out what gender it is, oh fuck I just invented a scenario about it shit I think I might have just aquired an androgyny fetish if there is a thing like that anyway I wana fuck this thing with the yellow tie that what i wanted to say
Welcome to New Jersey…
hahaha
hahahahahahah. i’m from new jersey 19 years and i thought these were yearbook photos from my high school. thats right ass-holes.
I’m sorry but these guys just look terrible. The look fake and just plain nasty with the fake tans. I would never date any guys like these men. Sick.
Im British and my boyfriends brother said about this guido’s thing…
WHAT THE FUCK MAN you guys are fucked hahahaha,
in Britian we have chav’s goths, you guys have capri-sun squirted at your face, haha i love seeing this post some more,
You look like N.W.A haha not the group. hahaa.
the best part is that in every picture they think they look super hot.
Wtf? I swear i want to punch all of these fuckers in the throat ):/
yo yo yo don’t hate on us because we are the hawtest, ya hurrrd.
They don’t look good with their Tan look.
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