Having spread my cheeks for several midgets in my life, I can say in all honesty that their meat-rods are as satisfying as the average sausage-roll from your average size guy. Besides if all else fails, you can always count on them to safely fist your buttocks without any rupture at all.
Poor guy. Of all the chicks he made a sex tape with it was that troll. Nassssty!
Anyway. I fucked a girl in a Snow White costume a few times.
I guess they don't call her Snow White for nothin'.
Ho!
Were you watching yourself in the mirror again you little mongoloid. How many times do I have to tell you, those aren't boogers, they're scraps of shit left over from the mexican bible studies you and your sequential hermaphrodite sister enjyou giving yourselves so much. Now stfu and finish cleaning out your fathers ass!
Did you come up with all of that yourself, or did you have someone else spot you the basic insults?
Mock the Lord again, and I'll be sure to ram several crucifixes up your fucking ass while hammering them with the old testament and setting you ablaze. 'Cause boy I'd like to see you buuuuurn in hell!
Don't worry reverand i've had plenty of experience with large pieces of christian paraphernalia getting rammed up my rectal cavity like my husbands fist spontaiously being shoved up there in the middle of the night for kicks, anyway ill get a pair of pliers and hope jesus has a good enough sense of humor not to rip you an new one and DonkeyXote will kiss your sphincter better to show his religouse commitment and also because he is a mega fag with the arsehole of a wizzards sleeve to prove it.
I felt bad to see her fat picture elsewhere. She was not that beautiful when she was fat. You may check what she looks on blackbbwcupid.com which is a bbw personals site.
February 9th, 2010 at 02:31 pm
YES! I DID IT! I'M FINALLY 1ST!! TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, FUCK YOU!
February 9th, 2010 at 02:56 pm
Your a fail like your father im glad i dumped that Crippled ass, now come and help me take a bath.
February 9th, 2010 at 03:05 pm
I saw his sex tape and it was HOT!
February 9th, 2010 at 03:09 pm
your sex tape was hotter
February 9th, 2010 at 06:24 pm
do midgets have midget cock or regular cocks?
February 9th, 2010 at 08:30 pm
Having spread my cheeks for several midgets in my life, I can say in all honesty that their meat-rods are as satisfying as the average sausage-roll from your average size guy. Besides if all else fails, you can always count on them to safely fist your buttocks without any rupture at all.
February 15th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
That's what you think!
February 9th, 2010 at 03:22 pm
Poor guy. Of all the chicks he made a sex tape with it was that troll. Nassssty!
Anyway. I fucked a girl in a Snow White costume a few times.
I guess they don't call her Snow White for nothin'.
Ho!
February 9th, 2010 at 03:48 pm
Creepy, man.... that's all I got to say.
February 9th, 2010 at 04:49 pm
I love monster cocks.
February 9th, 2010 at 08:15 pm
Keep trying greasy fuck, KEEP TRYING!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 08:43 pm
Who do you think you are calling this creepy? Get over here and suck cock again you little bitch
February 9th, 2010 at 09:12 pm
When you're done with DonkeyXote bring him over here so he can finish cleaning out my asshole!
February 9th, 2010 at 09:52 pm
Call dibs after mom is done with him!
February 10th, 2010 at 11:55 am
What a try-hard! It's like watching a mongoloid kid pull a black booger stuck up his nose and eating it.
February 10th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Were you watching yourself in the mirror again you little mongoloid. How many times do I have to tell you, those aren't boogers, they're scraps of shit left over from the mexican bible studies you and your sequential hermaphrodite sister enjyou giving yourselves so much. Now stfu and finish cleaning out your fathers ass!
February 10th, 2010 at 04:06 pm
Did you come up with all of that yourself, or did you have someone else spot you the basic insults?
Mock the Lord again, and I'll be sure to ram several crucifixes up your fucking ass while hammering them with the old testament and setting you ablaze. 'Cause boy I'd like to see you buuuuurn in hell!
February 10th, 2010 at 04:28 pm
You mom told me you like getting crucifixes rammed up your ass, but I didn't know you liked doing to other people, guess now we know.
February 11th, 2010 at 01:19 pm
Out of curiosity I ended up pushing a cricifix up my butt this morning and I LIKED IT!
My only problem is I don't know how to get it back out and I don't think I'll be pooping it out soon.
February 14th, 2010 at 01:05 am
Don't worry reverand i've had plenty of experience with large pieces of christian paraphernalia getting rammed up my rectal cavity like my husbands fist spontaiously being shoved up there in the middle of the night for kicks, anyway ill get a pair of pliers and hope jesus has a good enough sense of humor not to rip you an new one and DonkeyXote will kiss your sphincter better to show his religouse commitment and also because he is a mega fag with the arsehole of a wizzards sleeve to prove it.
March 4th, 2010 at 02:02 pm
NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 04:22 pm
Creepy midget is creepy.
February 9th, 2010 at 08:05 pm
Agree!
February 9th, 2010 at 05:50 pm
I'd rather bang girls in the 3-7 range my whole life than be Verne Troyer
February 9th, 2010 at 05:58 pm
#8
Creepy.. Floating.. Midget?
February 10th, 2010 at 09:45 am
I think Vern photo-shopped himself into some of these pictures.
February 9th, 2010 at 06:43 pm
25 more reasons to hate that diet-sized portion of stupidity.
February 9th, 2010 at 07:59 pm
i did not see vern in any of those photos, maybe it was one of those illuison pictures.
February 9th, 2010 at 08:07 pm
Pretty sure I saw Lacey Duvalle and Diamond Foxx in those pics. Lucky bastard.
February 9th, 2010 at 08:29 pm
god i bet he gets so much fucking sympathy pussy
February 9th, 2010 at 08:31 pm
That's more than you'll ever get, office geek.
February 10th, 2010 at 04:11 pm
fuckk you asshole i do get alot of pussy and there's nothing to be ashamed of in being a telemarketer
February 9th, 2010 at 09:33 pm
did they run out of normal hotchick stuff?
February 9th, 2010 at 11:48 pm
i guess vern troyer is pedoear then
February 10th, 2010 at 03:50 am
britneY = hot?
ps: pedo verne?
February 10th, 2010 at 06:10 am
I felt bad to see her fat picture elsewhere. She was not that beautiful when she was fat. You may check what she looks on blackbbwcupid.com which is a bbw personals site.
February 10th, 2010 at 07:33 pm
Who's the girl dressed as Snow White (looks like her in other pics too)? She looks so familiar, but I can't figure out where I've seen her.
February 19th, 2010 at 01:23 am
It's me my child, you really didn't recognise me?
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