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25 Pics of Verne Troyer With Hot Chicks

He may be small, but he’s big pimpin’.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

40 Responses to "25 Pics of Verne Troyer With Hot Chicks"

  1. chain says:

    britneY = hot?

    ps: pedo verne?

  2. thisgirl says:

    I felt bad to see her fat picture elsewhere. She was not that beautiful when she was fat. You may check what she looks on blackbbwcupid.com which is a bbw personals site.

  3. Chapelle's Show says:

    Pretty sure I saw Lacey Duvalle and Diamond Foxx in those pics. Lucky bastard.

  4. office jerk says:

    god i bet he gets so much fucking sympathy pussy

  5. Olala says:

    That’s more than you’ll ever get, office geek.

  6. uhhh says:

    did they run out of normal hotchick stuff?

  7. holy migets batman says:

    i guess vern troyer is pedoear then

  8. office jerk says:

    fuckk you asshole i do get alot of pussy and there’s nothing to be ashamed of in being a telemarketer

  9. sabin357 says:

    Who’s the girl dressed as Snow White (looks like her in other pics too)? She looks so familiar, but I can’t figure out where I’ve seen her.

  10. sabin357's father says:

    It’s me my child, you really didn’t recognise me?

  11. Big E says:

    YES! I DID IT! I’M FINALLY 1ST!! TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, FUCK YOU!

  12. Big E´s Mom says:

    Your a fail like your father im glad i dumped that Crippled ass, now come and help me take a bath.

  13. AnonymousBasterd says:

    I saw his sex tape and it was HOT!

  14. Verne Troyer says:

    your sex tape was hotter

  15. WTF says:

    do midgets have midget cock or regular cocks?

  16. Olala says:

    Having spread my cheeks for several midgets in my life, I can say in all honesty that their meat-rods are as satisfying as the average sausage-roll from your average size guy. Besides if all else fails, you can always count on them to safely fist your buttocks without any rupture at all.

  17. Olala's Anus says:

    That’s what you think!

  18. Njoo says:

    Poor guy. Of all the chicks he made a sex tape with it was that troll. Nassssty!
    Anyway. I fucked a girl in a Snow White costume a few times.
    I guess they don’t call her Snow White for nothin’.
    Ho!

  19. DonkeyXote says:

    Creepy, man…. that’s all I got to say.

  20. DonkeyXote's Butthole says:

    I love monster cocks.

  21. DonkeyXote says:

    Keep trying greasy fuck, KEEP TRYING!!!

  22. DonkeyXote's Brother says:

    Who do you think you are calling this creepy? Get over here and suck cock again you little bitch

  23. DonkeyXote's Mom says:

    When you’re done with DonkeyXote bring him over here so he can finish cleaning out my asshole!

  24. DonkeyXote's Sequential Hermaphrodite Sister says:

    Call dibs after mom is done with him!

  25. DonkeyXote says:

    What a try-hard! It’s like watching a mongoloid kid pull a black booger stuck up his nose and eating it.

  26. DonkeyXote's Mom says:

    Were you watching yourself in the mirror again you little mongoloid. How many times do I have to tell you, those aren’t boogers, they’re scraps of shit left over from the mexican bible studies you and your sequential hermaphrodite sister enjyou giving yourselves so much. Now stfu and finish cleaning out your fathers ass!

  27. DonkeyXote says:

    Did you come up with all of that yourself, or did you have someone else spot you the basic insults?

    Mock the Lord again, and I’ll be sure to ram several crucifixes up your fucking ass while hammering them with the old testament and setting you ablaze. ‘Cause boy I’d like to see you buuuuurn in hell!

  28. Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, no relation. says:

    You mom told me you like getting crucifixes rammed up your ass, but I didn’t know you liked doing to other people, guess now we know.

  29. Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus, no relation says:

    Out of curiosity I ended up pushing a cricifix up my butt this morning and I LIKED IT!

    My only problem is I don’t know how to get it back out and I don’t think I’ll be pooping it out soon.

  30. DonkeyXote's horny Mom says:

    Don’t worry reverand i’ve had plenty of experience with large pieces of christian paraphernalia getting rammed up my rectal cavity like my husbands fist spontaiously being shoved up there in the middle of the night for kicks, anyway ill get a pair of pliers and hope jesus has a good enough sense of humor not to rip you an new one and DonkeyXote will kiss your sphincter better to show his religouse commitment and also because he is a mega fag with the arsehole of a wizzards sleeve to prove it.

  31. DonkeyXote NIGGERS says:

    NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  32. Steve says:

    I think Vern photo-shopped himself into some of these pictures.

  33. Anotherdude says:

    #8

    Creepy.. Floating.. Midget?

  34. Digg says:

    Creepy midget is creepy.

  35. anonononomous says:

    I’d rather bang girls in the 3-7 range my whole life than be Verne Troyer

  36. pratik says:

    25 more reasons to hate that diet-sized portion of stupidity.

  37. cough/cool says:

    i did not see vern in any of those photos, maybe it was one of those illuison pictures.