After many long years of marriage, the former governor and the Kennedy are calling it quits. We’re not saying it has anything to do with Schwarzenegger’s reputation as a serial groper party boy or anything, but we’re not not saying it either. We’re a comedy site though, what do we know about marriage?
And sticking a finger, or anything for that matter, inside a lady is something “Exile” is likely to never experience, plus he’s too much of a Republicunt to finger his own hole — or is he? ¬.¬
i liked the part where american citizens seriously voted in the person who starred in Twins to a real, important, government post for a state which has an economy comparable to most countries on earth and ran that shit into the ground like it was his hollywood career.
couldn’t you have voted for the porn star instead?
15 Terrifyingly Dumb Facebook Posts
The 15 Sexiest SNL Hostesses
Top 20 Most Shocking Girls
The 11 Dumbest Celebrity Tattoos
Parenting Fails
How to Make a McGriddle at Home
Sandra Lee Talks Dirty
6 Types of Girls You'll Meet on a reality Dating Show
7 Tiny Yet Terrifying Animals
5 Drinks No Man Over 25 Shall Order
Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With
15 Tattoo Fails
20 Hottest Photos of Kim Kardashian
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
This article doesn’t make sense
Arnold Schwarzenegger is constantly touching other women. And sometimes Danny DeVito.
I don’t know why Skeletor dumped him. He governed like an America-Hating Democrap just like her entire worthless traitor family.
Yeah, but see in that one pic? He has his finger inside a lady.
And sticking a finger, or anything for that matter, inside a lady is something “Exile” is likely to never experience, plus he’s too much of a Republicunt to finger his own hole — or is he? ¬.¬
i liked the part where american citizens seriously voted in the person who starred in Twins to a real, important, government post for a state which has an economy comparable to most countries on earth and ran that shit into the ground like it was his hollywood career.
couldn’t you have voted for the porn star instead?