the california guy reminds me of freddy krouger
UK have a pretty cool one, the black arrow, but England’s hero sucks lol
Figures that even the superheroes in Utah are blindingly white.
Angle grinder man is carrying what looks like a concrete saw…. I think Concrete saw man (AGM’s sworn Arch-Enemy) killed him and is wearing his costume….
makes me want to beat up some highschool virigins for some reason
Haha, the two “superheroes” from Utah (where I live) are actually part of a group called the Black Monday Society…and they all look like they should be in a death metal band.
Concrete saw = angle grinder…
This guy goes around and cuts parking boots off of cars in London. Sounds pretty cool to me. Every city needs a guy who does that. And a guy who covers up Redlight cameras.
Wow… Just wow. You are dumb.
The only actual hero in here as far as I can determine is angle grinder man.
He takes the most risk by going up against ‘the man’ and really helps people out.
I would be happy to be saved by him in a situation of distress.
Your name sounds like something my former stepdad wanted to do. Live down by the river with Jesus. And the TV. Not kidding about the TV.
Zetaman’s kind of gay. I mean, what kind of things does he even do for people?
There’s a Captain Greedy who runs a comic book store in town – he also has a cable access show.
Why does Jackson Michigan have 2 superheros?
Damnit. I’m from Portland Oregon and we have the lamest hero. Is that a flashlight. I mean really.
Does Jackson, Michigan really need 2 superheroes?
There’s a third as well, crimefighter girl. I think they are a family that goes around and picks up trash then call the police when someone parks on the wrong side of the road.
The only one that scares me is “Superhero” from FL because he has a machine gun and he is obviously insane. Everyone else can get shot.
They Should have DonkeyXote… he can suck more cock than any whore in the world, I believe that is his slogan
Very true! But you are the hole that our cocks go into. Take it you Ass Pirate! Take some creamy man treasure into your booty!
WOW!!! I’m form Mexico City and SuperBarrio is actually my neighbour. He’s a social fighter and prevent people from loosing their homes. It’s cool to see him overhere
is Super Barrio a girl or a woman… I cannot tell because of the huge ass breasts he has.
SuperBarrio is Donkeyxote who is Philosopher.
They can only claim to be a super hero or super villain if they have committed at least one heinous act of public crime while announcing their superiority as a villain, or if they have prevented an act of crime and had their photograph taken in the process, then made front page of a newspaper – in this day and age, a blog is acceptable.
I see none of that here. Just damn fools!
Ben…..are we reading a few too many comic books? You’re laying down rules these folks have no loyalty to. Don’t you wonder if they dress like this every day…? Do they have to take a test to qualify to look like fucking idiots?
I know they dress like that every day. I do.
And yes, there is a test. It’s actually quite complicated and involves getting your ass kicked over and over again to see how well you can recover, in case you have to maintain a lifetime grudge against the batman.
Dark Guardian stopped a conveniece store robbery. Does that count?
None of the Connecticut superheroes got on here… not even that fag with the masks!
This is the gayest think I have ever seen in my life.
no, the mirror is the gayest thing you have seen in your entire life.
I find it quite odd that Dark Guardian is not dark nor is Green Scorpion Green
Are you done fuckwit? I need that huge black dong up my ass now buddy!
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