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25 Rednecks Being Rednecks

God Bless America!
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

36 Responses to "25 Rednecks Being Rednecks"

  1. JImmy Soho says:

    NIce! Ya just gotta love those red necks dont ya! LOL

    jess
    http://www.private-surfing.be.tc

  2. Anonymousy says:

    That big bitch pulling, I’d so stick my cock up her fat ass!!!

  3. Mud says:

    This only adds to the belief that American chicks are either fat or retarded.

  4. savagemouse says:

    Aw, no backhoe water skiing?

  5. HeadShot says:

    The gun is a L-39 Lahti 20mm Anti-Tank Cannon, from WWII. It is made in Finland and weighs over 100lbs. The slut on the pole is the product of good old American parenting.

  6. DaisyDuke says:

    Not ALL! Some of us have good bodies and quite high IQ’s.

  7. pub says:

    You intolerant backward bigots.

  8. glass says:

    ..and a lot of modesty

  9. Shitface says:

    First

  10. Roop says:

    Your crippled cousin = http://bit.ly/8YhjYG

  11. FIRST to bang Miley Cyrus says:

    Great last picture.

  12. Steve says:

    I want to be a redneck along with Miley.

  13. Bubba Gumms says:

    That home made houseboat is sick!

  14. Haywood Jablome says:

    It’s a condo with a balcony

  15. jethro says:

    after looking at the last pic and thinking about it….i should be arrested

  16. Djouf says:

    No, its her parents who should be arrested for child abuse and corrupting a minor.

  17. vision22 says:

    wtf

    what weapon is that guy holding and where can I buy it

  18. DonkeyXote says:

    That gun seems to have a life of its own, shit’s so big it comes with its own pair of skis!! and what is that guy expecting to hunt with that a gun like that, A FUCKING DINOSOUR?!?!?!?!

  19. PimpMagnet says:

    Looks like a .50 caliber.

  20. Dead_Frankz says:

    he’s planning to hunt for mexicans

  21. mike hock says:

    You bitches think that gun is awesome; check out this one (3000 rounds per min)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A318qsrvAtQ

  22. Olala says:

    Dead_Frankz, I already tried mocking Mexicans to insult DonkeyXote, but it turns out the fucker is not Mexican!

    We gotta think outside the box, Latin America isn’t comprised by just our dirty neighbours over the border down south, you see Spanish is in fact spoken in three other continents outside the Americas.

    So I propose you and I set up a meeting to bring this giant down, I’ll provide snacks and snippy drinks and by that I mean anything I can get my sphincter around, ’cause if there’s something I enjoy in parties is to have my rim worked on.

    Oh yeah!

  23. DaisyDuke says:

    If any of you doofs would realize, that pic is SOOOO Photoshopped! I mean notice he’s out in broad daylight and everything (including his body) is showing sunlight except his head? His face head is darker than the rest of the photo. The gun is just enlarged…

    /conversation

  24. kmarple1 says:

    Nope, it’s a real gun. The head looks like it was photoshopped on to someone else, but the gun is real. It’s a Lahti L-39: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lahti_AT_rifle

  25. DonkeyXote says:

    Just because she’s slidinig her prepubescent snatch up and down a dancing pole while motor-jacking that mic like a big black cock doesn’t mean she’s hoe. ‘Cause if you fuckers knew anything about Christians, you’d notice that crucifix dangling on her neck and that should suffice her moral principles to any of you.

    I’d like to know however what the fuck is up with that 9-metre chain wrapped around her right wrist. I’ve only seen shit like that on Ghost Rider, and he’s actually a pretty ballsy character not a pussy like Miley there.

    Cacophonic? FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEAH!?!

  26. AnonymousMrKillson says:

    All I noticed was that she had her tongue in her cheek like it was my cock.

  27. Mother Earth says:

    If DonkeyXote had a clue about any form of genitalia other than his own, he’d know that 17-year old snatches are far from PREpubescent.

  28. DonkeyXote says:

    Way to take a joke, ya fucking fruit-loop!!

    You’re just pissed ’cause I offended your idol. Not only do you know accurately her age, you probably have all her records, posters and picture cut-outs and whatnot. I, on the other hand wouldn’t know jack about the little turd (I actually had to click on the pic to find out her name) considering my poison is Heavy Metal.

  29. MOWREZ says:

    DonkeyXote = The new Philosopher

    Congrats, cunt muscle

  30. DonkeyXote says:

    Thanks alot, MOTHERFUCKER!!

    I’ll be happy to pack you a couple of lbs of smegma (cunt-cheese) for you to dip your nachoes in the next time you have to put up with one of my philosophical lectures on Kant.

  31. The Big Guns says:

    No, DonkeyXote is philosopher, there is no difference.

  32. Rootz says:

    Pictures unrelated.

  33. Gomer says:

    I get dibbs on the Burger King chick

  34. Lance says:

    The last pic?
    If she can take a pole she can take a cock.
    Way to set an example for young girls there Skanky-i
    mean Miley.
    I’m sure she gives good head tho.
    Unless you like getting your weiner chomped off by them
    buck teefs and tossed in the bushes afterwards.
    Ho.


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