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25 Ridiculous Pinatas

It’s Cinco de Mayo, and what better way to celebrate than to beat things with a stick!
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

19 Responses to "25 Ridiculous Pinatas"

  1. Phil Jones says:

    Fuck yes! a COCK pinata! I want to be naked on it while thinking about Donkey and Dwight jizzing on me…and me on them. Sexy!

  2. Johnanymous says:

    Hmm, I think she’s pregnant. Boner kill.

  3. Donkey's Dad says:

    DonkeyXote, you are on every damn thread and never have anything useful/intelligent to say… I’m sorry I ever cock-punched your mother’s greasy vag. (and face). (Repeatedly).

  4. sconnie says:

    i win

  5. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    lmao chocolate skittles guy

    oh btw FIRST COCKMONGERS!

  6. Joe Dirt says:

    you fail

  7. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    oh goddammit eat my balls douchecrab

  8. Mcbubbin says:

    First Bitches

  9. ball eating douchecrab says:

    Last to be FIRST!! ye moaning piss flaps!

  10. I love my pene says:

    When you have a belly covering your vagina… you have a problem (even if you look hot in a purple corset).

  11. Chicoson says:

    Yeah, that was one of the stranger things for my penis. I took a minute to decide if she was smoking hot or fat. I came to the decision she was hot.

  12. justin says:
    I’m telling you, I looked for a long time (4 min or so) and those were the hottest girls I could find standing next to a pinata.
  13. wowzer says:

    well u obviously werent paying attention cuz I found THIS !

    http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/green5-pinata-bashing-0409-lg-34955037.jpg

  14. Stinky says:

    Is that one with the Barney pinata Rev. Peyton from Rev. Peyton’s Big Damn Band?

  15. Jim34234 says:

    It is!

  16. thisisaname says:

    And the guy with him is Jason Webley!

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Damn I hate birthdays… my family always uses me as a pinata…

  18. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Dwight, shut the fuck up faggot.

  19. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    It’s “piñata” you fucking cumwads!


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