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25 Sexy Girls on a Boat Pics

They’re on a boat. They’re on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin’ boat.


38 Responses to "25 Sexy Girls on a Boat Pics"

  1. dk says:

    Hooray for boats and hoes!

  2. philosofucker says:

    in the ass!

  3. Sweetness says:

    Fat Guy in a little boat!

  4. paul skinback says:

    the girl in picture 19 on the right looks like she had bruises from the last man she sold herself to

  5. bendzot says:


  6. hi says:

    i agree….plz remove the end photo….or make it smaller….plz give hq pic of sexy photo

  7. liyaazeez says:


  8. jethro says:

    I wish I could say one of them looks familiar….

  9. Yea boiii says:

    that last pic reminds me of what philosopher would look like

  10. Anonymoosex says:

    Lake Havesu kiddies. The greatest concentration of porns stars and prostitutes on earth… and they need a place to bath their crab ovens.

  11. Wiseass says:

    Don’t Get a Boner Jethro, She’s yer cousin, and i know thats cool for you all down south , but we dont need that shit on the net

  12. Ronald McDonald says:

    This list was pretty hot except for the last one.

  13. Bankers Baller says:

    That’s unreal. Check out these knockers: http://www.namethegarels.com

  14. TheDON says:


  15. Jay says:

    Yummy. Lookin’ for more hot chicks and hilarious stuff? Check out http://WWW.SQUIBCRIB.COM. Great site.

  16. Chuck says:

    The face on the third last one looked like Kate Gosselin and I freaked out. oh god.

  17. ALERT says:

    You’ve got some jailbait aboard, Captain. I know one of those girls and when the photo was taken, and I don’t think it’s hard to figure out which one I am referring to.

    Not joking.

  18. Philospher says:

    I wish there was one of 25 big wieners on a boat.

  19. Seriously...... says:

    This should have been called 8 Hot girls on boats….and 17 pics of cougars trying to keep up with the hot college chics still. HEY I STILL LOVE YA

  20. Hey says:

    Sometimes you forget that there are faces in those pictures.

  21. Mr. Inappropriate says:

    A Douche Nozzle – the part that gets disease on it.

  22. philosopher says:

    HT, please stop posting those ‘last pics’ that just make people want to puke

  23. Justin & Johnny says:

    Holy Taco hears you. Holy Taco don’t care.

  24. Anonymous says:

    Philosopher, please stop posting those “posts” that just make people with IQs over 30 want to puke.

  25. NassT says:

    HT needs to make an article featuring the best of the mean things that are said to philosopher. I would read the shit out of that article. Side note, I used to feel sorry for this kid because everyone always made fun of him but Its getting to the point where I think he deserves it.

    Dude your kind of a douche.

  26. Ballsack McJizzPants says:

    KIND OF a douche? I think that’s a bit of an understatement.

  27. philosopher. says:

    My god, that last one made me so horny.

  28. Fat JOE says:

    #1……. mmmmm……….. let me have her for 24 hrs……………….

  29. I hear ya says:

    First three minutes – premature ejaculation.

    Next 17 minutes – Banging until your dick gets limp.

    Next three hours, forty minutes – sleep.

    Next two hours – begging her to make a sammich.

    Next three minutes – eating dry cereal instead.

    Next 17 hours, 57 minutes – begging her not to leave as you know it won’t ever happen again.

  30. Fat JOE says:

    philosopher is GAY

  31. Sahasrahla says:

    Well, Fat JOE, if you’re so excited about it go up and rub your package on his ass, see if he’s a goer.

  32. nick says:

    ladies around the world please, please stop with the breast implants. 99.9 percent of the time you look much better without them (and that .1 percent is really only in a dirty porn sort of way) and as far as feel goes real breasts are ALWAYS better. fake tits are obvious and to be honest goofy looking.

  33. Bob says:

    Preach on brother! My buddies and i have this argument at least once a week

  34. Bosco says:

    Man, I wish I had a boat.

  35. Token Black Guy says:

    Some of these white bitches need ass. At least some assplants. Id still fuck ‘em on they mommy and daddy boat tho.

  36. queeftard says:

    you’re about as black as Wayne Brady.

  37. Token Black Guy says:

    Is Token Black Guy gonna have to smack a bitch?

  38. queeftard says:

    well played, sir. well played.