1) That is one of the funniest expressions I've ever heard.
2) The individuals responsible for superdeluxe.com, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, and Tom Goes to the Mayor are also the world's leading experts in the field of faggotry.
3) If anyone provides rocket fuel pants for said individuals, I'll light them myself. Even if I end up in hell, it'll be worth it.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy
your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more
satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you
just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator
says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck
Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
34b. If porn has not been made of an object that has been
Rule34'd, porn will be made of this object as soon as your
request is processed (request is in /b/).
34C. if there is not porn of it, and porn of it is not
currently in production, it is your job to create porn of
it by any means possible.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
you can find internet site that show rule 34 picture,
be advised that it will screw ur childhood and ur soul
here is the infamous /b/
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html it funny as hell
Not to sound like a giant comic book nerd (yeah, okay, so I fair at that), but the one of the "female Batman and Robin" isn't just gender-swapped Batman and Robin. It's actually two characters who actually do exist -- Cassandra Cain as Batgirl, and Stephanie Brown as the fourth Robin (previously known as Spoiler, and, confusingly, the new/current Batgirl). They were friends and are a semi-popular femslash pairing in fanfic.
Actual Batman/Robin porn would have been more appropriate to illustrate the point that particular caption was trying to make... and believe me, a ton of it exists.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 24th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
what is SFW?
August 24th, 2009 at 04:36 pm
Safe for Work
August 24th, 2009 at 05:03 pm
oh. thanks. no wonder, i didn't know.
August 24th, 2009 at 09:13 pm
Try to guess what NSFW is
August 25th, 2009 at 06:52 am
Never Suck Faggots Weiners...
October 19th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
fuck you internet ... fuck you!!!
August 24th, 2009 at 04:36 pm
safe for work
August 24th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
I call Rule #34 on Philosopher.
August 24th, 2009 at 05:43 pm
Yeah, the only thing he's stuck his dick in is a ketchup packet, though.
August 24th, 2009 at 06:52 pm
I'm the Lex steele of all the philosophers.
August 24th, 2009 at 06:54 pm
what the hell is rule #34???
August 24th, 2009 at 07:29 pm
Rule 34 : If it exists, there is a porn of it...NO EXCEPTIONS!
August 24th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
It is a rule stating that "if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions"
It's probably the truest rule ever written
August 24th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
seriously, how do you make it all the way through that post & not know that? fucking idiot.
August 25th, 2009 at 01:20 am
hes obviously just trolling you guys
August 25th, 2009 at 06:22 am
yeah I like 2-legged-dog porn so I guess it applies
August 25th, 2009 at 07:02 am
Well I can't find albino dwarf porn anywhere for fuck sake.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
So enters Rule 35: If you can't find it, it is your responsibility to make it happen.
August 25th, 2009 at 09:32 am
When I see right triangles screwing, I know it's over...
Bryan
JokeyPhone.com
August 25th, 2009 at 11:13 am
my soul hurts
August 26th, 2009 at 05:28 pm
cock
October 6th, 2009 at 04:24 pm
cock n balls cock n balls
October 26th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
Is there porn for a single sheet of blank paper?
October 27th, 2009 at 06:34 pm
1) Start with single sheet of blank paper.
2) Draw porn on it.
November 7th, 2009 at 05:36 pm
or you can just jerk off on it
October 26th, 2009 at 09:06 pm
Know what's funny about the last one? The dude who plays Charles on M*A*S*H? Gay in real life.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
If this is rule 34 then wuts #33? O_o
October 28th, 2009 at 08:05 pm
yall iz sooooo gay
wtf do yall b thnk bout lmao
October 29th, 2009 at 11:47 am
o.k. so whos gonna b the first to show Christ porn and earn their ticket straight to hell with gasoline pants???
October 30th, 2009 at 04:16 pm
That's the greatest idea ever
November 2nd, 2009 at 05:13 pm
Too late, there is even raptor jesus porn.
October 29th, 2009 at 11:48 am
ok so whos gonna b the first to show Christ porn and earn their ticket straight to hell with gasoline pants??
October 29th, 2009 at 04:01 pm
gay
October 29th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
His name is Brad Neely. Thank you super deluxe...
November 9th, 2009 at 02:57 am
1) That is one of the funniest expressions I've ever heard.
2) The individuals responsible for superdeluxe.com, Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, and Tom Goes to the Mayor are also the world's leading experts in the field of faggotry.
3) If anyone provides rocket fuel pants for said individuals, I'll light them myself. Even if I end up in hell, it'll be worth it.
November 2nd, 2009 at 05:18 pm
Also, in google earth, you can find the outline of a guy jacking it out of the lines in the Pacific.
November 5th, 2009 at 09:07 pm
those who invented the rule 34 is /b/
HERE THE RULE OF INTERNET
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy
your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more
satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. You will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you
just saw.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator
says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck
Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
34b. If porn has not been made of an object that has been
Rule34'd, porn will be made of this object as soon as your
request is processed (request is in /b/).
34C. if there is not porn of it, and porn of it is not
currently in production, it is your job to create porn of
it by any means possible.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
you can find internet site that show rule 34 picture,
be advised that it will screw ur childhood and ur soul
here is the infamous /b/
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html it funny as hell
November 10th, 2009 at 03:43 am
Not to sound like a giant net nerd, but the one of the female Batman and Robin is actually rule 63, not 34
November 14th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Not to sound like a giant comic book nerd (yeah, okay, so I fair at that), but the one of the "female Batman and Robin" isn't just gender-swapped Batman and Robin. It's actually two characters who actually do exist -- Cassandra Cain as Batgirl, and Stephanie Brown as the fourth Robin (previously known as Spoiler, and, confusingly, the new/current Batgirl). They were friends and are a semi-popular femslash pairing in fanfic.
Actual Batman/Robin porn would have been more appropriate to illustrate the point that particular caption was trying to make... and believe me, a ton of it exists.
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