Back before the internet, like in the 80′s, there was no viable source of porn. So our 80′s ancestors created this kind of stuff to get off. It’s about as awesome as it seems.
Fake! Just a bunch of salt shakers.
The double-ended jade dildo looks a tad gigantic for hominid use…
Have you seen Chinese lesbians? They are HUGE!
LOL some of these are awesome. Never saw this stuff in the history textbooks either. I like the creativity of the double ended penis, and it’s kinda crazy to think that was in some chicks vag hundreds of years ago. I for one am glad we have places like Metart for quality erotic art.
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