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25 Smutty Old Pieces of Erotic Art

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Back before the internet, like in the 80′s, there was no viable source of porn.  So our 80′s ancestors created this kind of stuff to get off.  It’s about as awesome as it seems.

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7 Responses to "25 Smutty Old Pieces of Erotic Art"

  1. D.Sharp says:

    Fake! Just a bunch of salt shakers.

  2. DonkeyXote says:

    The double-ended jade dildo looks a tad gigantic for hominid use…

  3. MIke Meisner says:

    LOL some of these are awesome. Never saw this stuff in the history textbooks either. I like the creativity of the double ended penis, and it’s kinda crazy to think that was in some chicks vag hundreds of years ago. I for one am glad we have places like Metart for quality erotic art.


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