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These girls remind me of my high school days.
I wanna be just like my mommy when i grow up!
That’s right sweetie, just make sure to get cash up front if they want handjobs!
Shut up ho, get back on the street!
Your under arrest for distribution of prostitution.
Do you need a house?
its kind of sad that most of these stripper fails are because children are involved
yeah, coz bits of the human body are so freaking scary it must be hidden from innocent children who will be scarred for life if they see a bit of bare skin that they don’t usually see on other people, that is entirely different from all the other bare skin they see on other people.
Plus dancing is evil and they’ll go straight to hell if they move their hips this way and then back again.
but what the fuck do I know? maybe I’ll take my political rant and shove it up my pussy hole.
I agree. The funny part though is half of these are vanity shots so sluts can look “hot” on their myspace and they never thought to crop out the kids. The whole myspace vanity shot thing is hilarious, you’re not a fucking model or a photographer.
it’s not a political rant, it’s an ignorant blither. it doesn’t have to do with anyone’s political views, or “dancing”. it goes way deeper than than you seem to be able to comprehend.
I think what he’s trying to illustrate is the fact that seeing your mothers boobies at a young age will most likely NOT create a serial killer in you. Nudity is much more accepted in other parts of the world and the children there seem fine…
It is not about seeing the nudity you tools. Its about the sexual nature of stripping. Why not bang your girlfriend in front of her 5 year old too!!?!?! Of course watching uncle Andy drink shots off a strippers tits is just fine!!!
Lap dances are so much better when the stripper is crying
and farting
you fail…its a song
Gee, I recognized the line immediately, but I can’t remembewhat song it’s from
Yeah, I find it quite a thrill
when she grinds me against her will.
Blood Hound Gang – “Hooray For Boobies!” – One of the best albums ever!
Speaking of Boobies…….I love to give rim jobs.
now i realize this is old but a rim job is eating out the asshole… nothing to do with boobies
The… Ca… Ca… Cat… The cat… In… The… Ha… Hat… Aaaaw fuck this I’ll just be a stripper!
Strippers usually come in packs of three… the college student, single mom, and cokehead.
Awesome quote!
dont congratulate pratik, he got it from the movie “the goods”
which was a good movie
The only college students who are strippers are going to college as a front to their parents so their money keeps coming in and they can spend all the stripping money on coke.
#16 = Kenny Fuckin’ Powers!
Ok, now I have done some wild things in my day, and have nothing against strippers in general, but these women are pathetic. There is no other word for it. Those poor kids. The fact that these “mothers” see nothing wrong with exposing their children to their stripping and posing nude is disgusting. If they must strip or pose nude, they need to hide it from their children. They need to show some respect for themselves, for their children, and for motherhood. Pathetic.
ARE…..YOU…..A….CHICK?….Fap fap fap fap
little kids and women: meant to be seen not heard.
holy taco’s target audience is “males” not ugly broads.
The midget on the pole is HOT!
Dance for me and I’ll give ya a Pepsi!… and you can still feel sexy!
hell,im a girl…but i love me some pussy.
why hide it?its just the human body.sexualaity is part of life.i dance because i love it,and it makes me feel sexy not to get coke.