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25 Terrible Captain Planets

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45 Responses to "25 Terrible Captain Planets"

  1. Palin says:

    Well i heard that those fake emails were proven but the earth as an unstable “ever changing” entity can never change actually and will always stay the same and that history will never repeat itself because it never has before in the history of man everything is new I’ve never heard otherwise

  2. The girl who went to comic con says:

    hahahahahaha i know the bloody captain planet go #8

  3. Captain Awesome says:

    Damn, that’s HAWT.

  4. al gore says:

    all ye commenters need to face the wrath of gaia, and btw the global warming info has been proven to be fact as the emails were faked that were leaked, next time get it right you posers!

  5. Steve says:

    The last one should be titled, “Captain Bullshit” with a caption, “Thanks to all you gullible suckers for making me a billionaire.”

  6. Jewish guy says:

    people people

    why argue over trivial things?

    the most important thing to remember is that you all like to suck the penis of a homosexual hobo who smells like vomit

    remember, i am king jew mutha fucka

  7. One of the greatest cartoons ever made…. portrayed so poorly. LOLOL!

  8. Ronald Houle, Jr. says:

    Look out the beautiful artist of body color.
    Love, Snoopy.

  9. Ronald Houle, Jr. says:

    Look out the artist body colors.
    Love, Snoopy.

  10. Ronald Houle, Jr. says:

    Look out the artist body colors.
    Love Snoopy.

  11. Ronald Houle, Jr. says:

    Look out the artist body colors.
    Love, Snoopy.

  12. Ronald Houle, Jr. says:

    Look out the artist body colors.
    Love,Snoopy.

  13. really? says:

    sooo… al gore is a billionaire? that’s an ignorant thought in itself.

  14. carlos spicey weiner says:

    How is it that making fun of retards dressed like captain planet had to turn into a conversation about global warming and politics….stay on subject you bunch of cock hoarders.

  15. What a nignorant jewbag says:

    If it wasen’t for asshole like such as yourself the would have never been an Auschwitz. Well you, and Howard Stern. It takes a special kind of fucktard to write really trivial stupid shit, and then try to validate it by adding your race to the equation. That being said I bet Captain Planet is a hebrew too!

  16. Shut up about global warming says:

    There have been warming and cooling trends throughout history. Just because 2009 was the warmest in decades doesn’t mean shit. Besides, 2010 has had the coldest winter in decades, and it’s not even the end of January yet… which also means nothing.

    Here’s something else to think about. They bitch about polar ice being down 9% from 1999 like the fucking world is about to explode any second, but nobody talks about the fact that polar ice is still UP 40% from 1970.

    Global warming is an excuse to force consumers to buy “green”. They tax people who drive cars with V8 engines and all sorts of government regulations force companies to buy shit to reduce their greenhouse gasses.

    To me, proof that global warming is bullshit was when they discovered that COWS produce more methane than cars. If cows can get along with nature just fine for centuries, I’m sure our cars are not causing the planet to get any warmer.

  17. Jamie says:

    OH NO! We’re going to make the world a better place for no reason!
    http://i.usatoday.net/news/opinion/cartoons/2009/December/e091207_pett.jpg

  18. I Must Really Hate The Replier ABOVE ME says:

    Major climate data centers indicate that, thus far, 2009 is among the warmest years on record
    NOAA: 2009 “tied with 2007 as the fifth-warmest January-through-October period on record.” NOAA’s National Climatic Data Center stated in its October Global Analysis that “[f]or the year to date, the global combined land and ocean surface temperature of 14.7 °C (58.4 °F) tied with 2007 as the fifth-warmest January-through-October period on record.” Similarly, the Goddard Institute for Space Studies found that 2009 year-to-date global temperature ranks fifth warmest out of 130 years. The BBC also reported on November 24 that “[t]his year will be one of the top five warmest years globally since records began 150 years ago, according to figures compiled by the Met Office.” The BBC further reported that “[o]ther sources say it could even be the third warmest.”

    And Keeping with the theme…
    Hummers don’t make you look cool they make you look like a douchebag.Just because you are old with your balls sagging to the floor, doesn’t give you a reason to fuck up the world for the next generation of people.

  19. IKnowthings says:

    is there ever really a GOOD Captain Planet?? I doubt it.

  20. Chicoson says:

    Al Gore was an awesome Captain Planet. Of course, all his life’s goal has also been based on made up shit.

  21. Chicoson says:

    You do know that all the global warming data recently has been shown to have been made up, right? All those emails about changing the numbers? Of course, it should have been obvious when the “scientists” who “discovered” global warming said that it also explained colder temperatures, making it global climate change.

    And to keep the theme of holytaco, I globally warmed your sister’s face by cuming all over it.

  22. Dude says:

    Exactly! beacause global warming is a made up shit…like the fact that your mom is not a whore who fucks for crack and that the universe was created in 7 days and the planet it’s only 6,000 y/o….dumbfuck.

  23. That was sexy says:

    Wow. I have a hardon right now.

  24. atdsa says:

    That was actually kind of erotic. I’m sure there’s more than a few people who would pay to see that.

  25. Chicoson says:

    Very illustrative conversation. I wish I hadn’t read it.

  26. Exile says:

    Ted Turner, Captain Planet and Chevy Chase. Never have there been so many communist assholes in one picture. Way to raise the bar, Holytaco!

  27. EYE H8 ni99ers says:

    Obama should be in that pic too with his cock out getting a blowey from nancy pelosi while michele fucks his ass with a strap on while eating hilary clintons cheesy pussy while bill blows a steamy chowder explosion on her face while he gets fucked in the ass by barney frank who is sucking your mom’s dick in hell

  28. Scorched Earth says:

    Fuck yeah.

  29. penis ass dick says:

    when I get home tonight I’m going to burn down a forest

  30. WARNING! jerk with a computer says:

    I have the sudden urge to pollute.

  31. Fuck You says:

    Fuck you cunt

  32. COCKGOBLER says:

    HOW ABOUT ‘CAPTAIN YOU ALL HAVE SMALL DICKS’ CAUSE YOU ALL HAVE SMALL DICKS AND KNOW IT. THAT IS WHY YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT YOUR MOMS BEST FRIEND WEARING YOU OLD RUBBER PANCE WHILE SPANKING YOUR FAT ASS WHILE YOU SUCK ON A HAIRY LOLLY POP! BUT THAT IS JUST MY OPINION!!!

  33. I like the guy above me says:

    I like what he guy said above me

  34. Steve says:

    The fat kid looks more like “Captain Jupiter”. HA, get it.

  35. Bob says:

    Yes cause “planets” are most commonly so small. dumb fuck

  36. holy pizza says:

    hahahaha holy shit!! that is soooooo not funny at all….. -_-

  37. HollyTaco says:

    Yeah dude u should have said something like captain universe or captain galaxy

  38. MrKillson says:

    Or Captain FatBoy

  39. EYE H8 ni99ers says:

    how bout Captain I shit my pants. God. fuck all of you.

  40. House jerk says:

    Captain PLANETS!!! Jesus jumping fucking christ man!

  41. Grande Cojones says:

    Fags. Then again, you’re all fags to me.

  42. pratik says:

    Is the second one a guy or girl?

    And, like IKnowthings said, there isn’t really a good Captain Planet… blue guy wearin a tanktop and speedos with a green mullet.

  43. butt boy says:

    CAPTAIN PAYNUS

  44. Anonymous. says:

    Hey guys, i ate 5 lortabs yesterday,puked, then got higher.

    it was awesome.

    P.s.
    stop being pussies–revert stupid argument friday to its origanal name,you gigantic fags.

    that is all.

  45. Stick says:

    Image Search Captain Planet with safe search off.
    Rule 34 in full effect.


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