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25 Terrible Parents

Some people are just better at it than others.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

91 Responses to "25 Terrible Parents"

  1. Pocono Charlie says:

    forgot to add one:

    Nick Cage as ‘Big Daddy’

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGPBwjJAHH8

  2. Haywood Jablowme says:

    #10 is young Britney haaaaaaaaaa

  3. Finnegan says:

    That Shotgun picture reminds me of Sharon Tate. Dunno why, but it does !

  4. johnnyflash says:

    That is actually Mary Kate Olsen on the set of Full House. Smoke breaks were part of their contract.

  5. Jes Jones says:

    Wow, the Motorcycle riding (in the sidebag) baby is EPIC! Love it!

    Jess
    http://www.complete-anonymity.cz.tc

  6. Hmm says:

    lmfao something that is supposed to be considered entertainment turned into a race war. these pictures disgust me btw.

  7. Kunta Kin-tay says:

    My parents were taken from me and sold to Oprah as a snack, and no we pawn the cameras we steal for crack and baseball hats.

  8. harneeta sandhu says:

    lol….they just included britny for the heck of it! leave britney alone. lmao!!

  9. luna says:

    Why are stupid people allowed to have children….. should we spay and nuttier them as well.

  10. DamnCali says:

    Wish they would have “nuttier”ed your dad…listen its Neuter…what you said…made no sense…

  11. Spellchecker says:

    Listen, it’s “it’s” not “its”,syntactically, what *you* said doesn’t make sense.

  12. Jaybird says:

    Just remember, the black man was here first. Whites want to be black so bad that you guys sit in the sun for HOURS on end (at the risk of getting skin cancer) trying to get dark like “US” niggers because you are ashamed of your own pale whit ghost skin. Where do you think the say Tall DARK and handsome when a woman describes what she wants… it doesnt sound like tall WHITE and handsome, now does it? White skin is a form of Albinism. Check your history you fuckin crakers!

  13. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    Actually, I think the indians (feather, not red dot) were here first. They claimed most of the good casinos before anyone else could.
    Check your history.

  14. Jaybird the nigger says:

    You’re just a nigger

  15. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Ralph, way to bring that fucker down!

    Besides, TANNED skin is not the same as BLACK, or would anyone set their tanning bed to “charcoal black”??? – NO!

    Blacks however (see Michael Jackson) went through great lengths to go for the “albino” (as you so ignorantly put it) look.

    And let’s not even touch the evolutionary aspects of your idiotic argument! just because Africa was home to the first hominid, doesn’t immediately imply he was A NIGGER. If you were to actually go all the way back, you’d realize you ancestry can be traced back to a FUCKING FISH!

  16. Tom says:

    Where were the pictures of kids attending church/sunday school?

  17. Wow says:

    Donk, you finally wrote something that actually might be cnosidered funny. It’s about time. Good job.

  18. Wow says:

    Or considered…

  19. Supernymous says:

    What the fuck is juice? I want some of that grape drink, baby!

    BTW, closet racists are adorable.

  20. Autie says:

    LMAO!

  21. Jaybird says:

    The fact that some blacks have tried to change the color of their skin by bleaching doesn’t mitigate my argument as they are just a victim of White Supremacy. Look my fellow white people, even your own Bible speaks of your white skin being a curse… a form of leprosy. With that, im going to leave you with 2 significant verses that you can check out: (2 Kings 5:27 and Numbers 12:10)I’ll even make it a little easier for you.

    This is what you priests and preachers conveniently forget to mention when youre going on about the last supper and how Jesus died for our sins. And for you keyboard gangstas, just give me a time and place baby… time and place.

    Also, the fact that you whites lack color also know as “HUE” doesnt even make you a part of the HU-man race. Thats why you are always at the beaches at the FIRST sign of sun trying to put some “COLOR” also know as “HUE” onto your pale, white, ghostly, leprous skin. Even the white woman are so desperate to get that hue that they swallow the semen of a black man to subconsciously get that hue and adopting our culture and wanting to produce a baby of color. Where do you think the saying Once you go Black, ya never go back came from… Seriously, this isnt a mountain you want to climb with me. I will take all you lost souls to school.

  22. Joseph says:

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME BRITNEY SPEARS IS ONE OF THE BEST PARENTS IN THE WORLD

    WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?!!? and who the fuck are you to post her as a terrible parent.

  23. Alicia says:

    Part of what makes me most ashamed of our culture is the ignorant, unenlightened attitude still held by some whites that black people are somehow inferior. All of those racist comments do not reflect black culture or the black population; rather, they serve as evidence of your own uneducated ethnocentrism.

  24. Jaybird says:

    Amen to you Alicia. You are a Godsend!

  25. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Ahh like all of your racist comments reflect whites or the white population.

    Amen Gaybird.

    Amen motherfucker!

  26. DonkeyXote says:

    Like blacks calling eachother niggers isn’t evidence of uneducated ethocentrism from their part.

    Let’s not even get into REVERSE-RACISM! there the “victims” are actually pretty happy carying that on their backs.

  27. DonkeyXote says:

    The mere fact you had to use the bible as a reputable source of information to back up your arguments shows exactly how disposable your intellectual ability is.

    You are a disgrace to blacks, and sadly there isn’t that many that can redeem how fucking ignorant your people , by-and-large- tend to be.

    Stick to selling crack!

  28. Olala says:

    I wish a nigger would play in my back patio and jizz deep inside me.

  29. DonkeyXote Owns Your Arse says:

    Thanks motherfucker! I’m glad I humour you. I was specifically going for the sardonic tone but without being too abstract, else ignorant FUCKWITS like you wouldn’t pick it up.

    Next time, I’ll be sure to end with a mum joke so you can spill your beer – I mean your momma’s tit milk that she left in the fridge before going to work – all over the screen!

    Later bee-otch!

  30. Jaybird says:

    How fitting a name you have there “Donkey” because you are surely an ass. You are the exact piece of shit that I speak of when I refer to some of you hardcore gangstas on the keyboard. I’m sorry if I touched one of your baby nerves. Maybe its youre just so ignorant and angry that youre not black and wish to be. Funny how you cant even dispute logically the facts I put right in front of your face but instead the only intelligent words that your 5th grade spelling ass could muster up is Gaybird and Motherfucker. Go take an ethnicity course on yourself and other because SURELY you are lacking… but on another note, dont let my intelligence fool you. I’m very smart but I can also get surgical with your chestplate if you EVER EVER EVER want to see me on that level….MOTHERFUCKER! Now go pick up a book and take my nuts outta your pocket you KKK Nazi fuckturd

  31. Maybe the internet is making us dumb says:

    Ah man when the comments are more offensive then the pics, I gotta wonder.

  32. WHITE TRASH says:

    Man, You make no sense. You black people always try to preach and act smart talking about how jesus was black. You guys don’t know how stupid you sound when you say that. You colored people are just pissed off because you can’t fckin tan! You don’t want to get any blacker than you are already! Michael Jackson had all the money in the world and the one thing he wanted was to be white! Deep down inside every nigger wants to be white. Admit it. Oh BTW, the saying actually is “Once you go Black, WE DON’T WANT YOU BACK!!”

  33. brittany0100 says:

    The last picture isn’t so bad..she looks like she’s moving the cigarettes at least. I know you shouldn’t smoke around kids but it’ll happen one way or another I guess.

  34. DonkeyXote says:

    I’m not even going to point out the irony and illiteracy of your puny discourse, for it would mean doing you a favour and I’d sure like to see you suffer in perpetual ignorance.

    Way to nail the stereotype, Gaybird!

  35. Bored_ says:

    This is supposed to be about pictures of crap parents. So why are most comments about racism in some form or another?

    Besides who gives a damn. If your white your white, if your black your black. whoopdedoo…

  36. 420 says:

    ya’ll mafuckas retarded.

  37. White Bird says:

    “Once you go black you never go back” is due to once you go black no white person wants you any more..duh

  38. Sinislaw says:

    that’s called soot in the pipes.

  39. Sinislaw says:

    amen

  40. Hong Kong Fuey says:

    Its funny because they use the pejorative ‘ger’ ending rather than the ‘gas’ ending.

  41. *;..;* says:

    Niggers don’t know how to use a camera

  42. Sinislaw says:

    niggers steal cameras all the time

  43. witty name says:

    They’re all white. What does that mean?

  44. Maximum Sacrifice says:

    Niggers don’t have cameras

  45. Knuckle_Dragger says:

    No, white people are just dumb enough to take pictures of themselves, being horrible parents, and then let other people get ahold of said pictures.

  46. Ben Affleck says:

    What have I said about the N word?!

    They prefer to be referred to as “Ethnically Challenged”

  47. Dat Nigga says:

    I can’t figure out how to scan my polaroids into the computer. Oh yeah, and Y’all are racists.

  48. Clyde says:

    shut up nigger

  49. Malcolm X(treme) says:

    Stop hatin on dem niggards now. It’s a well known fact amongst the ethically challenged that welfare doesn’t reimburse for cameras, so lay off!
    ;) tehee

  50. DamnCali says:

    As a self hating black female I dont know if I should “lol” or walk away…either way, their are some Hispanics thrown in there so I’ll go ahead and claim them with us.

  51. White_guy says:

    There was Asians, Hispanics, and Generic Whites. And yes it means black/brown people may not know how to operate camera’s. But I’m sure I watched a video of a black kid smoking a joint not so long ago so maybe some do.

  52. FUYALL says:

    Niggers just hit my car and left bec they have kid in the backseat while they were smokin crack. WHAT A SHAME!

  53. flamewarz says:

    WHY R U GUYS SO RACIST

  54. Anon12 says:

    I wonder how other races feel to be completely ignored. The guy asked why there were all White and everyone started talking about Black people as if other races don’t exist. That is weird.

  55. MOM says:

    every racist person is a fucking fuck face thats going straight to hell bitches

  56. pratik says:

    The kid in bed with the snake has the perfect “WTF GET THIS THING OFF ME” look in his/her eyes.

  57. *insert witty name* says:

    *Spits out drink*

    Oh God, I’m FIRST! I better think of something witty to say!
    Uh….eh…..why did the chicken cross the road?
    NO! THAT WASNT FUNNY! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I’VE RUINED IT!

  58. Awesome post says:

    is awesome.

  59. Haha says:

    Agreed

  60. Hairy says:

    Shit, Ive seen worse.

  61. Wrinklesack says:

    I’ve seen worse TODAY = http://bit.ly/cEfy2a

  62. Jimminy says:

    Christ, what a useless slag

  63. Sheena says:

    The blog is fake. It’s written in fun.

    Soon, you’ll see her book on Urban Outfitter shelves and her name will be synonymous with “trailer trash whore”.

  64. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Why didn’t you guys include the pictures of my parents administering a mexican bible study on me while I was squatting over a nude picture of Nicolas Cage gripping my sequential hermaphrodite sister’s crusty panties?

  65. DonkeyXote says:

    Shit kid, you must have an IQ no higher than room temperature! CONGRATULATIONS!!! You FINALLY figured out how to accurately clone a pseudonym! How many weeks did it take you to crack the obvious, eh?

    And you wonder why I call you a fuckwit!!!!!!!!!!!!

  66. WilliamWangWammer says:

    ^ LOL

  67. DonkeyXote! says:

    Im in one of those pictures!

  68. DonkeyXote Owns Your Arse says:

    Too bad you didn’t blow your fucking brains all over the living room!

  69. Assfinger says:

    What happens when DSS see these pics. And wtf holy taco why are the whites only portrayed as bad parents. There are many member in my ghetto that are worse than these honkies. I my self take my daughter to the strip club with me!

  70. DonkeyXote says:

    I’m surprised this Ecuadorian father didn’t make the cut!

    http://es.tinypic.com/r/260ctn9/6

  71. Gomer says:

    I want parents like that. *sigh*

  72. Hillbilly Steve says:

    Whites need photographic proof they are bad parents, whereas colored folks already know they are bad parents just by being colored.

  73. shambhugopal says:

    PARENTS ARE MAD WHO IS DOING ALL BAD PRACTICE KIDS ARE SUFFERING BY THESE ACT.
    SHAMBHUGOPAL

  74. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    Most of those pics featuring cars, scooters, motorcycles, etc look like they are in Europe, South America, or somewhere else, but not the US. Most of those pics appear to be photoshopped or staged, so to say that the US is a bad place place for kids is just stupid.
    And to say that “all white people want to be black” and thats whites are inferior because all the ‘bad parents’ in these pics are white is another stupid comment. Believe me, I see shit at work that makes me sick and ALL races are guilty. I deal with the worst people in the worst areas you can imagine and I have seen good and bad parents, skin color does not matter.
    I love the ‘keyboard gangsta’ promising to fight the other ‘keyboard gangstas’. Shut the fuck up tough guy. We are just sitting at our keyboards spoutin our shit all over the internet. Dont take it personnaly.
    I toted a rifle and killed for the US of A. I served with, fought with, got drunk with men of all colors. They were my brothers and I would have died for anyone of them. I didnt care what they looked like. Nothing worse than idiots stirring up racism for whatever reason. We are all the same, period. Skin color doesnt mean shit. Quit being a douche and chill out.

  75. Down with Brown says:

    DonkeyXote is an albino who luvs to suck black cock. :P

  76. childrin says:

    The US children’s protection is useless because US doesn’t serve them, proved.

  77. childrin says:

    If the life of all american is a shit then the life of all its baby is a shit. — Modus Ponens.

  78. childrin says:

    God bless the baby! God bless the papa! God bless the mama!

    No reason for God bless America.

  79. bee-otch says:

    I say ya’ll are bee-otches!!!!!

  80. evolutioner says:

    They say blacks were the first human beings (from apes) sorry us whites EVOLVED. =p WIN.

  81. whitey says:

    Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime.

    And crime is for niggers!

  82. disappointed says:

    i believe this is a repost

  83. southernbell says:

    LOL all of this is just so funny!!

  84. idonthaveone says:

    so…. ?? what’s the big deal ? too many yuppies in the world. I’m glad to see more of these being bred.

  85. cristian says:

    youll like it

  86. GinaDOTballerina says:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha this was great :D

  87. Phil Jones says:

    As a matter of fact i do enjoy boning hookers with my child in the back seat of the family car as he/she helps me sip my sweet sweet booze! Now if only Donky and Dwight can join in on this awkward but somewhat uncomfortably arousing situation.

  88. Shut up says:

    Im hispanic so anything bab you say ill tell my dad and he can sue.

  89. Mom says:

    Boys and girls,

    You white, brown, black and slant eyes need to go to bed and think of the colour of your shit. Is it colored? Does it smell? If you answered to yes to colored and yes to smell then you need to think think think….hum here is an observation the white stuff don’t smell

    And the brown shit that exits ur ass is clearly not white so think of where u came from and a shower wouldn’t hurt either

    Adios amigos
    Luv
    Mom


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