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Yeah? I ate all those places 10 times.
Then I went home and smoked a blunt of weed and a drank a fifth of jack before I even sat down, just smoke and drank as I walked in the door. Then I took a shower high like 18 year old tit’s and let my meat whistle swang.
Imma true bad ass, when I order food I eat that shit off the plate before the waiter brings it to me then I just spit it back on the plate, pull my pants down and take a shit.
Well, peace skin flutes, I gotta go smoke a blunt of weeed and wank to myself in the mirror, while I smoke a blunt of weed and take shots of jack.
mmmmmmmmmm donut cheeseburger
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Goddammit. I better not be first.
Long Taint = http://bit.ly/h8NJI
FUCK I WAS ALMOST FIRSt
Heart Attack Grill…. that could be anywhere in the southeast.
Actually there’s a Heart Attack Grill in Awhatukee and one in Tempe-both in Arizona. The menu is sparse but tasty. The servers are all chicks that wear slutty nurses uniforms…look it up!
Thank you Ello….that was very informative. Have you considered a career as a restaurant critic?
pratik and his silly little contributions, makes me wanna slap him around a little with a wet a noodle and punch his face in until two or three teeth come out.
It’s in chandler of Arizona and in Orlando Florida. Fucking noobs.
So, who wants to give me a Bismarck?
Do you want it creamy or extra creamy? Because I can whip up a good Bismarck if you’re a hot guy!!
CALL ME!!
The last one is a WIN!
I don’t know if people would want to trust tacos from a port o potty. Seems fishy to me…or shitty.
My date with Julio went wonderfully well. We hooked up again and he even gave me some sugar, if you know what I mean. Only problem now is that I have lost all retention on my sphincter and I fear I might not shit straight for a couple of weeks.
I don’t wanna go see the doctor, the last time this happened it was way to embarrassing and I just don’t think I can handle it again.
Does anybody know of a home remedy to cure my loose starfish?
Last time Julio did that to me, he just told me to grind up some peppers and pour them into my ass!
FUCKING LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT YEAH!!!!!!
LOL this shit made laugh so hard i think i almost pop a blood vessel on my neck LMAO
Nice one HT
Thank you, Holy Taco!!!
I’ve been trying to remember the name of that pizza place that my friend took me to in San Francisco. I kept trying to find Pizza Cosmica. I was pretty drunk that night so I didn’t quite remember the name. They have good pizza and excellent atmosphere.
I’ve actually been to two of those places: Pizza Oragasmica (SF) and My Dung Restaurant (Rosemead).
You’ve missed Pho King (down in San Diego). Been there too. Pho not so good.