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25 Things That Look Like Dildos

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There’s plenty of vegetables and whatnot out there that look like penises, but who knew so many things also look like tools for manually working your naughty places?

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12 Responses to "25 Things That Look Like Dildos"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    What the fuck is that thing beneath the Dora Explorer picture if not an actual double ended dildo?! What else could that seriously be!?!?! xD

  2. insomniac with alzheimers says:

    you forgot the rock from The Incredible Hulk

  3. mamamaMONSTERJAMMM says:

    the black dildo floating in the pool was the funniest

  4. Dread Fred says:

    Glenn Beck is the “Top Dildo”