25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs

posted 05/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

hole in a cow

The good people at Fleshlight have sold over 4 million units now (unit..ha!) and in honor of that we thought we might like to help them out. But they seem to already know what to do, so we’ll cover what not to do. Remember, even though they already produce an Avatar Fleshlight, not everything with a hole in it is worthy of being a Fleshlight. Do not make latex humpy versions of any of these things.

Tags: fleshlights, holes, not sexy, sex toys

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6 Responses to "25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs"

B Dog says:

May 11, 2011 at 1:24 pm

stupid ass article
- Ian Fortey says:
  
  May 11, 2011 at 1:46 pm
  
  I’m not saying you can’t hump these things, just saying, from a marketing standpoint, it would be bad to make Fleshlight version of them
  - DonkeyXote says:
    
    May 11, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    
    hahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Tag O'Shawnasy says:

May 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm

why is there a hole in the SIDE of that cow?
Mexican Jesus says:

May 11, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I installed a glory hole in the passenger door of my Yugo. In hindsight, I should have put it in the hatchback. That way I’d have room to put my ass up to it on the other side.
Mexican Jesus says:

May 11, 2011 at 4:45 pm

I installed a glory hole in the passenger door of my Yugo. In hindsight, I should have put it in the hatchback. That way I’d have room to put my ass up to it on the other side.

25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs

6 Responses to "25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs"

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