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25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs

hole in a cow

The good people at Fleshlight have sold over 4 million units now (unit..ha!) and in honor of that we thought we might like to help them out.  But they seem to already know what to do, so we’ll cover what not to do.  Remember, even though they already produce an Avatar Fleshlight, not everything with a hole in it is worthy of being a Fleshlight.  Do not make latex humpy versions of any of these things.

gilbert gottfried

colt 45

toilet paper roll

barrel

butterbean

viperfish

toad int he hole

wookkiee

sinkhole

trach tube

courtney love

hole in the hand

whoppi

cored apple

box hole

blart

blowhole

donut

outhouse

car hole

golf

umpire

raccoon in tree

goatse tree

6 Responses to "25 Things With Holes in Them that Still Make Poor Ideas for Fleshlight Designs"

  1. B Dog says:

    stupid ass article

  2. Tag O'Shawnasy says:

    why is there a hole in the SIDE of that cow?

  3. Mexican Jesus says:

    I installed a glory hole in the passenger door of my Yugo. In hindsight, I should have put it in the hatchback. That way I’d have room to put my ass up to it on the other side.

  4. Mexican Jesus says:

    I installed a glory hole in the passenger door of my Yugo. In hindsight, I should have put it in the hatchback. That way I’d have room to put my ass up to it on the other side.