December 20, 2011 | 9:00 am
When Christmas rolls around, a company can do one of three things;
- Continue business as usual trusting their quality product will still be needed and enjoyed by people of all faiths
- Dye their product red and green and call it “holiday” instead of Christmas because someone once convinced us all that the word Christmas is offensive to non-Christians, even when we’re clearly directly referencing Christmas and the word “holiday” fools no one.
- Make a “Holiday Spice” version of their product. Whatever the hell holiday spices are.
No one in this gallery opted for choice #1.