Just cuz I went to private school my whole life doesn't mean I'm a genius, yo! I gots the cameltoe, nephews, cuz I'm all about the ill nana, ya dig? And the whole milk, since it was my nickname and all. But wassup wi the rest of them, yo? Hook a brotha up!
Planter's peanut, baseball bat, dandy lions, dr. pepper, fuck if i know, computer spam, gatorade, palm pilot, pool table, don't know, Dali Llama, crackers???, snapes on a plane, I'm guessing her last name is Wolf, stupid, stupid, the rest are obvious.
1.camel toe
2.bust a nut
3.baseball bat
4.dandy lions
5.dr. pepper
6.egg salad or eggplant
7.spam filter
8.gator aid
9.whole milk
10.palm pilot
11.pool table
12.oh the huge manatee
13.Dali Llama
14.Putin on the Ritz
15.Ritz Carlton
16.Snapes on a Plane
17.Virginia Woolf Shirt (I think)
18.Loaf-ers
19.Milk mustache
20.self explanatory
21.peanut gallery
22.again, self explanatory
23.just read the damn thing.
Twitter
March 10th, 2010 at 02:33 pm
I can't dance! I can't shuffle my two left feet! Oh Me, Oh My, I want to cry...
March 10th, 2010 at 03:00 pm
!!!FLESRUOY LLIK
March 10th, 2010 at 02:36 pm
WTF, I was first! No more crying for sadness! Now I just need to rub one out for happiness! All the jizz in the world for smiley faces!
March 10th, 2010 at 02:40 pm
Can you do it in my face?
March 10th, 2010 at 02:46 pm
Okay I only get like 3 of these
March 10th, 2010 at 03:09 pm
(Lousy Humor/Bucket Headed Monkey) + (Lousy Humor/Wigger) = Suicidal little shit
Common denominator?
March 10th, 2010 at 03:20 pm
I KNOW!! I KNOW!!! I KNOW THIS ONE REALLY WELL!!!!!!!
L o u s y h u m o r ! !
March 10th, 2010 at 06:13 pm
actually thats a common numerator
March 10th, 2010 at 06:42 pm
numerator is correct! ☺
March 10th, 2010 at 02:50 pm
Just cuz I went to private school my whole life doesn't mean I'm a genius, yo! I gots the cameltoe, nephews, cuz I'm all about the ill nana, ya dig? And the whole milk, since it was my nickname and all. But wassup wi the rest of them, yo? Hook a brotha up!
March 10th, 2010 at 03:05 pm
(Lousy Humor/Wigger) + (Lousy Humor/Bucket Headed Monkey) = Suicidal little shit
Common denominator?
March 10th, 2010 at 04:17 pm
Planter's peanut, baseball bat, dandy lions, dr. pepper, fuck if i know, computer spam, gatorade, palm pilot, pool table, don't know, Dali Llama, crackers???, snapes on a plane, I'm guessing her last name is Wolf, stupid, stupid, the rest are obvious.
March 10th, 2010 at 04:25 pm
spam filter, actually, smart guy
March 10th, 2010 at 04:31 pm
What's a denominator, yo?
March 10th, 2010 at 04:32 pm
I know Common's a rapper..
March 10th, 2010 at 05:25 pm
The one with the Eggs is Egg Plant! But i do not get the manatee blimp one.
March 10th, 2010 at 05:32 pm
the manatee is
OHHH THE HU-MANATEE!!!!
When the blimp popped some announcer was like "OHH THE HUMANITY!"
March 10th, 2010 at 05:38 pm
BUST a NUT dumbass.
March 10th, 2010 at 05:56 pm
I thought it was a salted peanut.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:22 am
Oh my nuts are plenty salty enough sailor boy
March 10th, 2010 at 02:57 pm
worth1000 has a whole contest called visual puns every month or so. very lazy HT
March 10th, 2010 at 03:01 pm
what's with the lions in tuxes?
"dressed to the lions" instead of "dressed to the nines"?
that's a pretty far stretch for a pun
March 10th, 2010 at 03:07 pm
Like father like son you stupid piece of shit!
March 10th, 2010 at 03:09 pm
Dandy Lions
March 10th, 2010 at 04:40 pm
that was lame. maybe if they were flowers as well.
March 10th, 2010 at 03:15 pm
still pretty bad. there could be any number of things this might apply to just as poorly as like father like son.
March 10th, 2010 at 03:17 pm
CRACK UP!!
March 10th, 2010 at 04:27 pm
i get the ritz carlton, but what's the one above it?
March 10th, 2010 at 04:39 pm
"Putin on the Ritz".
March 10th, 2010 at 04:42 pm
I DON'T GET THE FIRST ONE! DROMEDARY BIG TOE? WTF? IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!!1
March 10th, 2010 at 05:28 pm
Dude, Camel Toe! C'mon. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=camel%20toe
March 10th, 2010 at 06:03 pm
OMG true! i can't believe i didn't see that coming!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:37 am
sarcasm is overrated it seems
March 10th, 2010 at 04:58 pm
Wow, thats incredible dude. Good stuff.
Jess
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March 10th, 2010 at 08:26 pm
The manatee one is, "Oh the huge manatee!" Not "hu-manatee."
March 11th, 2010 at 09:50 am
That "Putin on the Ritz" made me roll. Funniest thing I've seen in awhile. It'd be even funnier if Putin didn't eat babies.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I thought it was razputin like ritzputin cuz ritz makes crackers...no?
March 11th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
1.camel toe
2.bust a nut
3.baseball bat
4.dandy lions
5.dr. pepper
6.egg salad or eggplant
7.spam filter
8.gator aid
9.whole milk
10.palm pilot
11.pool table
12.oh the huge manatee
13.Dali Llama
14.Putin on the Ritz
15.Ritz Carlton
16.Snapes on a Plane
17.Virginia Woolf Shirt (I think)
18.Loaf-ers
19.Milk mustache
20.self explanatory
21.peanut gallery
22.again, self explanatory
23.just read the damn thing.
You're welcome.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:42 am
17. 3 woolf moon
March 16th, 2010 at 02:37 pm
21. Peanuts Gang
July 19th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
2. Assaulted (a salted) Peanut
March 11th, 2010 at 06:00 pm
I actually think 21 is a play on "Peanuts",
the comic strip.
March 11th, 2010 at 09:35 pm
GENIUS!
March 11th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
17 is clearly the legendary "3 Woolf Moon" T shirt.
March 28th, 2010 at 07:00 pm
Snapes on a Plane = WIN! Love it!
May 30th, 2010 at 04:17 pm
Is #4 not Father of the pride/bride?
May 31st, 2010 at 07:16 am
Ehem....nº 3...cricket bat?
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