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25 Visual Puns

Most of these are pretty punny.


47 Responses to "25 Visual Puns"

  1. Mitur Binesderti says:

    The manatee one is, “Oh the huge manatee!” Not “hu-manatee.”

  2. Big W says:

    That “Putin on the Ritz” made me roll. Funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile. It’d be even funnier if Putin didn’t eat babies.

  3. peteargriffonsays says:

    I thought it was razputin like ritzputin cuz ritz makes crackers…no?

  4. nerd says:

    1.camel toe
    2.bust a nut
    3.baseball bat
    4.dandy lions
    5.dr. pepper
    6.egg salad or eggplant
    7.spam filter
    8.gator aid
    9.whole milk
    10.palm pilot
    11.pool table
    12.oh the huge manatee
    13.Dali Llama
    14.Putin on the Ritz
    15.Ritz Carlton
    16.Snapes on a Plane
    17.Virginia Woolf Shirt (I think)
    19.Milk mustache
    20.self explanatory
    21.peanut gallery
    22.again, self explanatory
    23.just read the damn thing.

    You’re welcome.

  5. office jerk says:


  6. Wee Woods says:

    Wow, thats incredible dude. Good stuff.


  7. illy says:

    Is #4 not Father of the pride/bride?

  8. Lung the Younger says:

    Ehem….nº 3…cricket bat?

  9. Mattkips says:

    I actually think 21 is a play on “Peanuts”,
    the comic strip.

  10. Ritz Carlton says:


  11. office jerk says:

    OMG true! i can’t believe i didn’t see that coming!

  12. Sheepdip says:

    17 is clearly the legendary “3 Woolf Moon” T shirt.

  13. office jerk says:

    sarcasm is overrated it seems

  14. office jerk says:

    17. 3 woolf moon

  15. JimmyT says:

    2. Assaulted (a salted) Peanut

  16. queenoftheshort says:

    Snapes on a Plane = WIN! Love it!

  17. Tiffany says:

    21. Peanuts Gang

  18. Ann T Christ says:

    Oh my nuts are plenty salty enough sailor boy

  19. Wigger says:

    Just cuz I went to private school my whole life doesn’t mean I’m a genius, yo! I gots the cameltoe, nephews, cuz I’m all about the ill nana, ya dig? And the whole milk, since it was my nickname and all. But wassup wi the rest of them, yo? Hook a brotha up!

  20. outsider observer says:

    (Lousy Humor/Wigger) + (Lousy Humor/Bucket Headed Monkey) = Suicidal little shit

    Common denominator?

  21. mezzanine says:

    Planter’s peanut, baseball bat, dandy lions, dr. pepper, fuck if i know, computer spam, gatorade, palm pilot, pool table, don’t know, Dali Llama, crackers???, snapes on a plane, I’m guessing her last name is Wolf, stupid, stupid, the rest are obvious.

  22. Steph says:

    The one with the Eggs is Egg Plant! But i do not get the manatee blimp one.

  23. Monkey Headed Bucket says:

    the manatee is


    When the blimp popped some announcer was like “OHH THE HUMANITY!”

  24. Actually it's says:

    BUST a NUT dumbass.

  25. aPlateOfGrapes says:

    I thought it was a salted peanut.

  26. smarter than you says:

    spam filter, actually, smart guy

  27. Wigger says:

    What’s a denominator, yo?

  28. Wigger says:

    I know Common’s a rapper..

  29. Oh Hell says:

    I can’t dance! I can’t shuffle my two left feet! Oh Me, Oh My, I want to cry…

  30. Dwight K. Schrute says:


  31. Oh Hell says:

    WTF, I was first! No more crying for sadness! Now I just need to rub one out for happiness! All the jizz in the world for smiley faces!

  32. DonkeyXote. says:

    Can you do it in my face?

  33. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    Okay I only get like 3 of these

  34. observer outsider says:

    (Lousy Humor/Bucket Headed Monkey) + (Lousy Humor/Wigger) = Suicidal little shit

    Common denominator?

  35. Dwight K. Schrute says:


    L o u s y h u m o r ! !

  36. um says:

    actually thats a common numerator

  37. SolveigFK says:

    numerator is correct! ☺

  38. Evil Kind of Kat says:

    worth1000 has a whole contest called visual puns every month or so. very lazy HT

  39. the fork says:

    what’s with the lions in tuxes?
    “dressed to the lions” instead of “dressed to the nines”?
    that’s a pretty far stretch for a pun

  40. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Like father like son you stupid piece of shit!

  41. Ben Affleck says:

    still pretty bad. there could be any number of things this might apply to just as poorly as like father like son.

  42. justin says:
    Dandy Lions
  43. office jerk says:

    that was lame. maybe if they were flowers as well.


    CRACK UP!!

  45. fuckole says:

    i get the ritz carlton, but what’s the one above it?

  46. MJ of course says:

    “Putin on the Ritz”.