25 Weird Coffins

October 12th, 2009 | 02:12 pm
For our readers over the age of 65, here are a few gift ideas for the wife this holiday season.
 
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58 Responses to "25 Weird Coffins "

  1. Sami Says:

    I'm no. 1 you bitches.

  2. Yermom Says:

    No 1 (No one) is right.

  3. Dani Says:

    I see what you did there....

  4. poopsack Says:

    ha

  5. Sami Says:

    I'm no. 2 too you bitches and hoes.

  6. master shake Says:

    you're a number 2?
    yes, i agree. you are nothing more that a great big pile of steaming shit. tho i AM curious on how you learned to type...

  7. /b/ Says:

    no 3 faggoty mafuggas

  8. Philosopher Part 2: Bigger and Blacker Says:

    4th Mutherfucker!

  9. shut the fuck up Sami Says:

    I Number.... NO ONE GIVES A FUCK YOU FUCKING MOUTH BREATHER

  10. Sami rocks... Says:

    Seems like you give a fuck, faggot.

  11. Baba Says:

    Sami. No one cares. Seriously. Go suck a cock.

  12. Sami Says:

    are you offering?

  13. Badass Says:

    I am. My cock, your mouth.

  14. Owen Says:

    wont you catch things from sami though.

  15. Steve Says:

    Dibs on using my cock!

  16. Frig McCrevasse Says:

    Cock cock cock. All it is with you guys is cock. Can't you come up with something else to say? For example; wang, dick, phallus, bone, crank, bishop, pecker, willie, weiner, tall tommy, tallywhacker, yogurt slinger, longfellow, one-eyed wonder weasel, joystick, love torpedo, beef bazooka, pole, rod, schlong, flesh rocket, Big Ben, tool, beam, pud, pecker, baby arm, dong, dork, heat-seeking moisture missile, Jimmy, John, Johnson, John Thomas, lizard, old fellow, knob, microphone, piss whistle, sausage, ferret, custard launcher, burrito, or even Little (your name here) if you want to add a personal touch.

    Heh. Personal touch.

  17. Sylen Says:

    You forgot Prick

  18. Lil Wayne Says:

    No homo

  19. closers nenner Says:

    i would love to fill all 25 coffins with pieces of the first 4 posters. who's with me?

  20. Sami Says:

    I would like the duffle bag one please

  21. Otaku King Says:

    its the only one big enough and convient enough to fit all your bullshit in.

  22. Maestro Of The Deadly Symphony Says:

    hopefully in years to come, they will make a coffin made entirely out of Girls Gone Wild videos and DVDs

  23. fourteenlines Says:

    No one would spend that much money on you.

  24. im stalking you cuz your a peice of shit Says:

    those r weird

  25. spam master Says:

    shuddup stalker

  26. im stalking you cuz your a peice of shit Says:

    you racist fuck

  27. e-gore Says:

    any cute girls here?

  28. spam master Says:

    shuddup e-gore.

  29. Wahey Says:

    is it sad the comments made me laugh more than the article?

  30. TDKs Says:

    Hah, no. I had the same issue.
    Best bit is my captcha though: "the drearies"

  31. Shut up foreign scum Says:

    You all need to get a life eh. Get some friends. look outside,
    a whole world you've forgotten. maybe go to the shop, right, buy a salad, ok doing good, ok now, next what you want to do is get some contacts cuz the glasses make you look a little weak, last, get some sun, oh wait this is last, turn of your computer and shower!!!

  32. TDKs Says:

    Ya know what? I found this on I-am-bored.com. Ya know what else? Being able to quote crazy shit from IAB got me my saweeeet job - pays for my personal trainer, big house and awesome wheels. Know what else "buddy"? The glasses keep me scoring. Geeks are sexy, don't ya know. Get with the times. *smirk smirk*

    Ah! Another appropriate captcha: "sadie gawks"
    I'm sure she does, I'm sure she does...

  33. Owen Says:

    what if you had a shower this morning and dont need glasses. do you just fade into insignificance?

  34. Lol'd Says:

    I LOVE COCOA KRISPIES!

  35. lkdsfn,mxnbcmdsv Says:

    lol this was soo funny just like yalls moms in bed lol ojk

  36. Ivica Olic Roy Nelson Says:

    That chick in the last photo is fine. I would tear her apart.

  37. Americans are funny Says:

    SAMI ROCKS!

  38. Smokey Says:

    one of you motherfuckers stole my bag

  39. xXxNatoxXx Says:

    you know, i thought the coffins were cool, but the only thing that made this page bad ass was the comments xD

    *sends in the IAB rangers*

  40. IAM Ranger Says:

    What seems to be the problem?

  41. yesyesyes Says:

    hahahahahaha

    quentisential enternet conversation.

    we covered

    1st
    2nd
    3rd
    no one give a fuck about anyone
    penises
    desperate guys (yes egore. that is you)
    your mom
    and then came the iab ranger..

    all we need is some grammar corrections and a debate on god.

  42. yesyesyes Says:

    hahahahahaha

    quentisential enternet conversation.

    we covered

    1st
    2nd
    3rd
    no one give a fuck about anyone
    penises
    desperate guys (yes egore. that is you)
    your mom
    and then came the iab ranger..

    all we need is some grammar corrections and a debate on god.

  43. yesyesyes Says:

    oh and a repost... but i took care of that one

  44. carolpeter Says:

    I think thay are all cool.How will beable to sob at a funnal in a coffen like them.I'm making sure I get one and put the fact that i have 2 be berried in it on my will.HOW COOL

  45. Crystal Says:

    Yesyesyes
    I dont seem to have a problem with ur grammar, ur spelling on the other hand....
    Q-U-I-N-T-E-S-S-E-N-T-I-A-L
    say it with me now....

  46. Ame Says:

    These comments are wayyy better than those coffins.
    Sami.. you really should go suck a dick. Maybe you could take e-gore and steve's virginity too?
    And "Shut up foreign scum" You are on this site too.. and you are wasting your life posting that dumb comment.. just like I'm doing.. know why? CUZ WE ARE ALL FUCKING BORED OUT OF OUR MINDS!!
    =]

  47. carolpeter Says:

    Who gives a fuck about spelling or grammer we oll are going to fuken wast a way

  48. snarf Says:

    these are my dying words ............................................................................................................................... snarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrffffffffffffff.

  49. Higuysss Says:

    I like number 21, the comfy one
    although i guess it is up there cause of how ironic it is
    haha
    yesyesyes
    u covered it all
    lol

  50. yay Says:

    XD comments make me happy!

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