25 Worse Jobs to Give Donald Trump than Moderating a GOP Debate

Donald Trump is the closest living thing to a cartoon that modern civilization has.  From his preposterous hair to his ridiculous endorsement deals which include mattresses and steaks to every single tomfooleriffic word that dribbles out of his crooked mouth, you can’t shake a stick around him without him reacting in some stupid fashion.  And now, news that he’ll be moderating a GOP debate, because why not have a terribly biased pseudo-GOP candidate who routinely lies about his own wealth, threatens lawsuits at the drop of a hat and still questions where Obama was born moderate a serious debate.  Derp?  Derp!

Word has it a number of candidates have already turned down the Trump circus, but still, someone out there thought it was a good idea.  Anyway, here’s 25 other jobs Trump has no business tackling.

1. Guidance counselor at a school for special children
2. Financial advisor
3. President of the hair club for men
4. Debate participant
5. Mall Santa
6. Porn star
7. Wet nurse
8. Victoria Secret Angel
9. King of Pop
10. Strip Club DJ
11. Ethics professor
12. Toupee salesman
13. Gladiator
14. Someone with a soul
15. Children’s entertainer
16. Smooth Jazz musician
17. Yoga Instructor
18. Fairy Godparent
19. Motivational Speaker
20. Jeopardy Contestant
21. Guy who reads
22. Nude art model
23. Human
24. Businessman
25. President