These Moms may not be real but they always say life imitates art, which means that somewhere right now there is a kid being scarred physically and mentally by a wire hanger.
Free T-Shirt to the first person to name all of these horrible Moms in the comments. (Don’t worry about the last one, there is too much terribleness there to list.)
I sincerely feel that Judy Jetson should be out of the list.
http://www.hindlist.com
THANK YOU for including the horrific housewives of NYC, Orange County, New Jersey and Atlanta. These women are all terrible, terrible mothers and they are real. They should be at the top of the list. The only exception is Alex McCord and Tamra would have been excluded about three years ago before she let fame turn her in to a sex crazed, anti child whhhooore. Jill Zarin’s child-bless her heart. Imagine growing up with a mom who was always, me, me, me. Can you imagine what happened when poor Ali bumped her head?
All of these women should be gathered together and sent to Iran to lead convoys and keep our soldiers safe.
This is totally off topic, but… I’m just curious as to how many girls are regular readers of Holy Taco?
Faye Dunaway- Mommy dearest (Joan Crawford)
Mo’Nique
Jane Seymour-Kathleen Cleary (Wedding Crashers)
Cindy Pickett-Katie Bueller (Fuerris Buellers day off)
Bitty Schram-Evelyn Gardner (A league of their own)
Jessica Walter-Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
Betsy Palmer-Mrs. Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
Jennifer Coolidge- Mrs Stifler (American Pie)
Sharon Stone-Ginger McKenna (Casino)
Anne Bancroft- Mrs Robinson (The Graduate)
Catherine O’Hara-Kate McCallister (Home alone)
Nancy Marchand- Livia Soprano (The Sopranos)
Anne Ramsey-Mama Fratelli (The Goonies)
NormanBates mother from Psycho (Not a real actress)
Mary Tyler Moore-Beth (Ordinary People)
Anne Ramsey again- Momma (Throw Momma from the train)
Katey Sagal- Peg Bundy (Married with children)
Wilma Flintstone-The 1960′s cartoon (voiced by Jean Vander Pyl)
Piper Laurie- Margaret White (Carrie)
Roseanne-Roseanne Connor (Roseanne)
Kathleen Turner-Beverly R. Sutphin (Serial Mom)
Doris Roberts-Marie Barone (Everyone loves Raymond)
Jamie Lee Curtis- Helen Tasker (True Lies)
Kathy Bates
I messed up on Wilma Flinstone, I meant Jane Jetson…..duhhh
I would wreak them all
I’m a girl, I just don’t normally comment
I hope that whoever this coded message is for never sees it. Also would be nice if you could turn yourself into carbon credits with a cinder block and chains.
“these moms may not be real, but life imitates art” you do realize that Faye Dunaway was playing Joan Crawford in a biographical pic, meaning that first one IS real, and that it’s a case of art imitating life, right?
Also, Sharon Stone is a real-life terrible mother who lost custody of her child. Who made this list? Did their mom make terrible lists, and pass that bad behavior down to them?
i used to be a girl… does that count ?
Pratik GTFO!
Funny. pratik doesn’t even know in what continent Israel is in, and yet appears to be a fairly well informed in television broadcasts.
Makes one wonder if this motherfucker was the type of kid that grew up watching over 40hours of television per week.
Judy Jetson wasn’t a bad mom, just a typical clueless homewhore of the 50′s.
Yes because we all know the jetsons was set in the 50′s
That’s when it was made, so of course that’s what the show was modeled after. It’s called context.
Pratik FTW
hey pratik, say hello to your mom for me asshole.
stupid cowfucker
i’m confused. did you lazy fucks just take random screen caps of women on TV and make a post about it? where’s my drunken argument friday about whether you’d rather bang your mom or be banged by your dad?
I agree with office jerk. You need to spend more than 2 minutes on your next list.
At least add captions.
Maybe spending less time sucking cum out of each other’s assholes would help?
I agree with Lets make butt babies. I mean Im sure the guy sucks grandpas saggy sac all day long and trys to toss Office Jerks salad but he has a point. I couldnt fap to any of these pics.
I agree with oops. I could not fap fap fap. This is crap crap crap.
Have you not realized they do a picture gallery every single fucking day at the exact same time? Or are you too excited about fucking your parents this weekend to think straight?
you my friend must be autistic. do you also have graphs and charts for the patterns of your neighbors taking shits as well?
also, i was talking about fucking the holytaco crew’s parents but maybe reading comprehension wasn’t taught at your group home?
I don’t think he is autistic. You are just really dumb.
Poor Goonies Mom got it twice.
So did your mom.
mommy dearest, wedding crashers, ferris bueller’s day off, league of their own, arrested development, friday the 13th, american pie2,casino, the graduate, home alone, goonies, psycho, throw momma from the train, married w/children, the jetsons, carrie, rosanne, serial mom, everybody loves raymond, true lies, waterboy
worthless dude really lives up to his name.
1. Joan Crawford (Faye Dunnaway)
2. Mary (Monique)
3. Kathleen Cleary (Jane Seymour)
4. Katie Bueller (Cindy Pickett)
5. Evelyn Gardner (Bitty Schram)
6. Lucille (Jessica Walter)
7. Mrs. Vorhees (Betsy Palmer)
8. Stifler’s Mom (Jennifer Coolidge)
9. Ginger McKenna (Sharon Stone)
10. Mrs. Robinson (Anne Bancroft)
11. Kate McCallister (Catherine O’Hara)
12. Livia Soprano (Nancy Marchand)
13. Mama Fratelli (Anne Ramsey)
14. Mrs. Bates (Skeleton)
15. Beth (Mary Tyler Moore)
16. “Momma” (Anne Ramsey)
17. Peggy Bundy (Katie Segal)
18. Jane Jetson (Cartoon)
19. Margaret White (Piper Laurie)
20. Roseanne (Roseanne Barr)
21. Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner)
22. Marie (Doris Roberts)
23. Helen Tasker (Jamie Lee Curtis)
24. “Mama” Boucher (Kathy Bates)
25. Stupid Housewife Bitches
done. thanks!
DAMNATION Senorita Felita!
Katey Sagal
How hard is it to remember Pamela Voorhees? I mean, she’s only the best movie mom of all time.
Once again I am reminded how much I always wanted to loud-hump Peg Bundy. That dame is dynamite. I don’t really give two shits about the rest of these bitches (only half of whom I recognize).
Happy half blueprint day.
NO!
MORE!
WIRE!
HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s the bitch off 19 kids and counting?