You can't shake a stick these days without hitting someone who has a unicorn tattoo (and I shake a lot of sticks.) I'm not sure why people would get a unicorn tattoo, but it appears to be a really popular thing to do these days. Some of them seem serious, others funny, some intentionally bad, and some that are just the worst. So here's a collection of them.
See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.
Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.
ahaha i stared at that one for a minute trynta figure out where the fuck the unicorn was in that mess before i realized that poor bastard has a full back coverin tattoo of a lion eating a unicorn asshole wooow
Well, as everyone knows, unicorns HATE having their asses eaten out. Lions know this better than anyone, so, to really get that unicorn's goat, the lion decided to give that unicorn a good ol' ass-eatin'outin'. This is known as uni-anulingus. Simple, really.
there are a few tattoo's no one without a mullet should ever get:
1. wizard holding an orb for no aparent reason
2. Icirus from the Led Zeplin album covers
3. A majestic wolf howling at the moon with lightning behind it.
4. any form of tribal or barb wire arm band
5. A dream catcher, or any indian related stuff unless you are actually a full time loin cloth indian. every redneck i know claims to be 1/16th indian.
6. middle age's style dragon holding an orb for no aparent reason.
7. any beer or liquor brand's logo (i have actually met a old hillbilly chick that had "budwister" misspelled across a boob).
8. A barbarian holding an orb for no aparent reason.
9. anything looney toons.
you know whats not on that list? a zombie unicorn, thats what!
Kind of funny I just made a skit about a unicorn tatoo that actually was a penis. You can check it out on myspace.com/concretedonkeyproductions or on youtube. That is if you're feeling up to it. Gotta love the ironic unicorn tat.
lol That is exactly what I thought (though I did add big and hairy...so not as exactly as I claimed.)
But it is refreshing to know that unless he actually *tells* people he's a racist jerk, the only one who'll know is the other guy who's about to screw him!
Inkngrease,
What your refering to is not Icarus from Greek mythology but it's the Led Zeppelin swan song symbol. What it actually is, is an angel with broken wings falling from grace. I have a small one on my back and I'm far from a mullet wearing redneck...
Just a true Zeppelin fan.
What I'm wondering is how many of these people pictured in this list are, A) Registered sex offenders, and B) Are registered on that list as a pedophile....
I'd like to know how many teeth these people have. I would bet that there are less than thirty total (out of thirty photos). But they all have those beautiful tattoos!
I think that one's kinda cute while the white power unicorn makes me question what drugs that guy was on. I mean really white power with a colorful unicorn on the ass??? Ugh.
the one on that guy's calf is healing. if you've ever gotten a tattoo, which i'm doubting you have, it scabs over as it heals. that one just isn't healed yet.
do your research before you make an ass of yourself.
Umm I've had several tattoos and they've NEVER looked like that while they were healing. Scabs normal? yes. Skanky funk normal? err no.
I have see some tattoos that look like that on others but that's because I work in a jail and the jerk got tattooed with a dirty staple made into a needle..nice,huh?
There are several places on that tattoo that look more like holes than scabs and it looks just plain nasty in general
So what if the guy never had a tatoo and said that the stupid thing looked infected? I don't know what Hell's like, I just know I don't want to go there.
I've had a number of tattoos, and the healing process never looked like that. In fact, I've had friends who have rejected the ink and their tattoos didn't look that weird. Dude has a problem there.
wow what the fuck is really going on wid the hustling unicorn, and what does this man really hustle ? he is either a pedophile or he sells crystal meth. and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life
Why are these things such a fad? Most of these people getting these couldn't commit to taking care of a cat but they made a lifelong commitment to having some bad, meaningless artwork on their bodies. These people are going to wish that stuff would wash off some day. I think I'll start investing now in lazer removal companies.
Tattoos are not a fad. They've been popular in cultures all over the world for thousands of years. They aren't going away anytime soon. And most tattoos aren't meaningless. Quite the opposite. Mine all have very deep personal meaning for me.
me I wonder what kind of drugs were involved in the inking of these poor bastards. some of them if not all of them had to be high on something when they decided to get this crap on them
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April 16th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Wow! Who knew?
I guess that a unicorn would be the perfect White Power mascot, they're always white.
The one I wasn't too sure on was the lion-dragon eating the unicorn's ass. Not sure if I get that one.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:41 am
Except for when they're babies! They're all gold when their babies! Oh, and when they're adolescent, they're silver!
... I need to get out of the house and stop reading Harry Potter books.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Look up "The Lion and the Unicorn".
You must not be from the UK
April 16th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Can I get those two minutes of my life back now?
April 21st, 2009 at 06:36 pm
ita!!
April 16th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
there is a unicorn with cock as a horn..... that has to be the worst life decision ever.
April 16th, 2009 at 01:28 pm
that Cock Unicorn turns me on...
April 16th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
You should somehow incorporate your OWN penis into a unicorn tatoo...that would be pretty frightening but kinda cool at the same time
April 16th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
Someone, somewhere, has to have done that.
September 28th, 2009 at 09:27 pm
Christ, you could be right ya know...
April 16th, 2009 at 01:52 pm
wow....
April 16th, 2009 at 02:01 pm
Over the top - indeed.
April 16th, 2009 at 02:21 pm
ahaha i stared at that one for a minute trynta figure out where the fuck the unicorn was in that mess before i realized that poor bastard has a full back coverin tattoo of a lion eating a unicorn asshole wooow
April 16th, 2009 at 02:48 pm
Well, as everyone knows, unicorns HATE having their asses eaten out. Lions know this better than anyone, so, to really get that unicorn's goat, the lion decided to give that unicorn a good ol' ass-eatin'outin'. This is known as uni-anulingus. Simple, really.
April 16th, 2009 at 03:13 pm
there are a few tattoo's no one without a mullet should ever get:
1. wizard holding an orb for no aparent reason
2. Icirus from the Led Zeplin album covers
3. A majestic wolf howling at the moon with lightning behind it.
4. any form of tribal or barb wire arm band
5. A dream catcher, or any indian related stuff unless you are actually a full time loin cloth indian. every redneck i know claims to be 1/16th indian.
6. middle age's style dragon holding an orb for no aparent reason.
7. any beer or liquor brand's logo (i have actually met a old hillbilly chick that had "budwister" misspelled across a boob).
8. A barbarian holding an orb for no aparent reason.
9. anything looney toons.
you know whats not on that list? a zombie unicorn, thats what!
August 24th, 2009 at 06:15 pm
You're my best friend.
January 2nd, 2010 at 05:27 am
dude, its awesome when u see 2 people w/ the Icirus tattoo standing near each other, lol
Zombie unicorn is badass tho, that one he can keep!
April 16th, 2009 at 04:04 pm
SWEET
April 16th, 2009 at 08:35 pm
guess he really hates unicorns or loves lions..or just loves eating ass..
April 17th, 2009 at 12:11 am
Kind of funny I just made a skit about a unicorn tatoo that actually was a penis. You can check it out on myspace.com/concretedonkeyproductions or on youtube. That is if you're feeling up to it. Gotta love the ironic unicorn tat.
April 17th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Zombie Unicorn vs RoboRaptor! That's cool as fuck!
April 17th, 2009 at 05:17 am
For some reason I keep going back to the one of Taz riding the unicorn. It gets funnier every time I look at it. Either that or I love fatback.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:12 am
"Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism."
And now, I also think of men's asses.
Thank you Holytaco.
August 2nd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
lol That is exactly what I thought (though I did add big and hairy...so not as exactly as I claimed.)
But it is refreshing to know that unless he actually *tells* people he's a racist jerk, the only one who'll know is the other guy who's about to screw him!
April 17th, 2009 at 08:15 am
Inkngrease,
What your refering to is not Icarus from Greek mythology but it's the Led Zeppelin swan song symbol. What it actually is, is an angel with broken wings falling from grace. I have a small one on my back and I'm far from a mullet wearing redneck...
Just a true Zeppelin fan.
April 17th, 2009 at 04:11 pm
you do realize that the fallen angel zep logo is lucifer, don't you? It's all in a Book. Look it up.
April 20th, 2009 at 03:10 pm
How many other fallen angels do you know of?
April 21st, 2009 at 10:39 am
That is Icarus google it.
April 22nd, 2009 at 06:08 pm
Ikaros was in Greek mythology. Look it up.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:16 am
What I'm wondering is how many of these people pictured in this list are, A) Registered sex offenders, and B) Are registered on that list as a pedophile....
April 17th, 2009 at 09:02 am
I'd like to know how many teeth these people have. I would bet that there are less than thirty total (out of thirty photos). But they all have those beautiful tattoos!
April 17th, 2009 at 08:54 am
The one with a penis instead of a horn is actually a penicorn...
The one with the unicorn mounting a beluga whale is the most bizarre tattoo ever...
The person with the one on the lower calf looks like he has some skin lesions or infections...WTF?
The one with the unicorn and the ice cream cone is definitely a jailhouse amateur tattoo.
April 17th, 2009 at 08:59 am
My nominee for most bizarre ever is the "Real Men Love Unicorns" tattoo which features a unicorn pissing a rainbow!
April 17th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
He's actually jerking off and jizzing a rainbow.
April 21st, 2009 at 09:19 pm
I think that one's kinda cute while the white power unicorn makes me question what drugs that guy was on. I mean really white power with a colorful unicorn on the ass??? Ugh.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:24 am
The Beluga/unicorn mating is just the origin of the narwhal... :)
April 17th, 2009 at 11:50 am
the one on that guy's calf is healing. if you've ever gotten a tattoo, which i'm doubting you have, it scabs over as it heals. that one just isn't healed yet.
do your research before you make an ass of yourself.
April 17th, 2009 at 01:58 pm
Umm I've had several tattoos and they've NEVER looked like that while they were healing. Scabs normal? yes. Skanky funk normal? err no.
I have see some tattoos that look like that on others but that's because I work in a jail and the jerk got tattooed with a dirty staple made into a needle..nice,huh?
There are several places on that tattoo that look more like holes than scabs and it looks just plain nasty in general
April 17th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
So what if the guy never had a tatoo and said that the stupid thing looked infected? I don't know what Hell's like, I just know I don't want to go there.
May 3rd, 2009 at 06:02 am
I've had a number of tattoos, and the healing process never looked like that. In fact, I've had friends who have rejected the ink and their tattoos didn't look that weird. Dude has a problem there.
April 17th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Inkngrease, what's left?
How would you like to find yourself in a room with these thirty nitwits, while they all admire each other? HA! Oh, what a world, what a world.
April 17th, 2009 at 01:05 pm
wow what the fuck is really going on wid the hustling unicorn, and what does this man really hustle ? he is either a pedophile or he sells crystal meth. and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life
April 20th, 2009 at 10:45 am
'and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life' what else were you expecting from an article called 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos?
April 17th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
Why are these things such a fad? Most of these people getting these couldn't commit to taking care of a cat but they made a lifelong commitment to having some bad, meaningless artwork on their bodies. These people are going to wish that stuff would wash off some day. I think I'll start investing now in lazer removal companies.
June 18th, 2009 at 07:43 am
Tattoos are not a fad. They've been popular in cultures all over the world for thousands of years. They aren't going away anytime soon. And most tattoos aren't meaningless. Quite the opposite. Mine all have very deep personal meaning for me.
April 17th, 2009 at 06:48 pm
wut messed up tattos o.o i might get a gloomy bear tat! :D how utterly awesome hmm?
April 17th, 2009 at 09:31 pm
me I wonder what kind of drugs were involved in the inking of these poor bastards. some of them if not all of them had to be high on something when they decided to get this crap on them
June 18th, 2009 at 07:41 am
Nah, in the US a reputable artist won't tattoo anyone under the influence.
April 18th, 2009 at 12:44 am
inkngrease you should check your spelling and grammar before you try and bad mouth other people. You fail.
April 18th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Wow! Must you be such a "hater"?
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