You can’t shake a stick these days without hitting someone who has a unicorn tattoo (and I shake a lot of sticks.) I’m not sure why people would get a unicorn tattoo, but it appears to be a really popular thing to do these days. Some of them seem serious, others funny, some intentionally bad, and some that are just the worst. So here’s a collection of them.
See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.
Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.
Yes, that’s a penis instead of a horn.
Inkngrease,
What your refering to is not Icarus from Greek mythology but it’s the Led Zeppelin swan song symbol. What it actually is, is an angel with broken wings falling from grace. I have a small one on my back and I’m far from a mullet wearing redneck…
Just a true Zeppelin fan.
lol That is exactly what I thought (though I did add big and hairy…so not as exactly as I claimed.)
But it is refreshing to know that unless he actually *tells* people he’s a racist jerk, the only one who’ll know is the other guy who’s about to screw him!
wow what the fuck is really going on wid the hustling unicorn, and what does this man really hustle ? he is either a pedophile or he sells crystal meth. and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life
The one with the little robots on the unicorn’s back is EFFIN’ ADORABLE!
“Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.”
And now, I also think of men’s asses.
Thank you Holytaco.
So what if the guy never had a tatoo and said that the stupid thing looked infected? I don’t know what Hell’s like, I just know I don’t want to go there.
you do realize that the fallen angel zep logo is lucifer, don’t you? It’s all in a Book. Look it up.
Why are these things such a fad? Most of these people getting these couldn’t commit to taking care of a cat but they made a lifelong commitment to having some bad, meaningless artwork on their bodies. These people are going to wish that stuff would wash off some day. I think I’ll start investing now in lazer removal companies.
If you mean he needs to see a doctor for mental help for allowing someone to put that crap on him then you’re right. Otherwise his leg is fine, it’s just healing. Not a particularly smooth process for some ppl.
Ikaros was in Greek mythology. Look it up.
Tattoos are basically wounds. They scab as they heal, same as a wound does.
‘and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life’ what else were you expecting from an article called 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos?
wut messed up tattos o.o i might get a gloomy bear tat!
how utterly awesome hmm?
the one on that guy’s calf is healing. if you’ve ever gotten a tattoo, which i’m doubting you have, it scabs over as it heals. that one just isn’t healed yet.
do your research before you make an ass of yourself.
The Robots on the unicorn one is fantastic! On the other hand, looking at the one on the hairy guy is like trying to find a mole on Chewbacca.
The one with a penis instead of a horn is actually a penicorn…
The one with the unicorn mounting a beluga whale is the most bizarre tattoo ever…
The person with the one on the lower calf looks like he has some skin lesions or infections…WTF?
The one with the unicorn and the ice cream cone is definitely a jailhouse amateur tattoo.
My nominee for most bizarre ever is the “Real Men Love Unicorns” tattoo which features a unicorn pissing a rainbow!
I’d like to know how many teeth these people have. I would bet that there are less than thirty total (out of thirty photos). But they all have those beautiful tattoos!
I wonder how many of those started out as pretty little prancing Unicorns, then the poor fuck sportin’ it sobers up, and asks the tattoo doc to *fix* that queer piece of shit?
i can’t believe someone has my fucking tattoo…
goodgoddamnit…
(the unicorn and mechanical dolphin)
meh
That is Icarus google it.
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Zombie Unicorn vs RoboRaptor! That’s cool as fuck!
Nah, he’s just healing. My tattoos did the same thing.
Why he took a picture when there were still scabs on his tattoo, I have no idea.
For some reason I keep going back to the one of Taz riding the unicorn. It gets funnier every time I look at it. Either that or I love fatback.
Kind of funny I just made a skit about a unicorn tatoo that actually was a penis. You can check it out on myspace.com/concretedonkeyproductions or on youtube. That is if you’re feeling up to it. Gotta love the ironic unicorn tat.
the guy with the tattoo near his ankle needs to see a doctor… soon
Wow! Must you be such a “hater”?
Umm I’ve had several tattoos and they’ve NEVER looked like that while they were healing. Scabs normal? yes. Skanky funk normal? err no.
I have see some tattoos that look like that on others but that’s because I work in a jail and the jerk got tattooed with a dirty staple made into a needle..nice,huh?
There are several places on that tattoo that look more like holes than scabs and it looks just plain nasty in general
I’ve had a number of tattoos, and the healing process never looked like that. In fact, I’ve had friends who have rejected the ink and their tattoos didn’t look that weird. Dude has a problem there.
I think that one’s kinda cute while the white power unicorn makes me question what drugs that guy was on. I mean really white power with a colorful unicorn on the ass??? Ugh.
What I’m wondering is how many of these people pictured in this list are, A) Registered sex offenders, and B) Are registered on that list as a pedophile….
The lion is actually licking the asshole of the unicorn, it is just foreplay.
How many other fallen angels do you know of?
inkngrease you should check your spelling and grammar before you try and bad mouth other people. You fail.
me I wonder what kind of drugs were involved in the inking of these poor bastards. some of them if not all of them had to be high on something when they decided to get this crap on them
He’s actually jerking off and jizzing a rainbow.
The Beluga/unicorn mating is just the origin of the narwhal…
Inkngrease, what’s left?
How would you like to find yourself in a room with these thirty nitwits, while they all admire each other? HA! Oh, what a world, what a world.
Tattoos are not a fad. They’ve been popular in cultures all over the world for thousands of years. They aren’t going away anytime soon. And most tattoos aren’t meaningless. Quite the opposite. Mine all have very deep personal meaning for me.
Nah, in the US a reputable artist won’t tattoo anyone under the influence.
The worst, scariest, and saddest part about this is that they willingly made an informed, lifelong commitment to sport this extreme meaningful (to them) artwork on their bodies. The mind of these people is something we have never understood, will understand, or will ever want to understand-it is a cold, twisted, and dark place these people’s minds dwell in. For them to want to get it removed would mean they would have to figure out and ADMIT that they made a horrile, horrible decision, which I am thankful for because it gave me something to look at and think about for a few minutes.
Not sure of I would have choosen a unicorn tattoo myself, but who knows? Maybe this would finally bring me some good luck?
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so great….perfect…..
Must make a not shave arm when getting a tattoo the unicorn is hidden
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Can I get those two minutes of my life back now?
You should somehow incorporate your OWN penis into a unicorn tatoo…that would be pretty frightening but kinda cool at the same time
Christ, you could be right ya know…
I’ve seen an elephant done in a similar way…
thank goodness that i don’t have a UNIcorn tattoo..
and it’s black
mine has 2 horns
ya dave ur a definite ass clown. go sit on a huge dick or something, i dont care just stop posting dumb comments.
Ur an idiot. u must b a homo. go die
All tattos are ugly especially on women makes them look filthy no matter how good the artwork. Tumors are more attractive!!!
you ought to know, since ur a friggin tumor!! Ass!!
Just love it, I’ll do the ice cream unicorn on my back. How can I talk to the designer to be able to use his artwork? Thanks.
You could just do what the guy with the “Real Men Love Unicorns” one did and not ask, and be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.
that Cock Unicorn turns me on…
there is a unicorn with cock as a horn….. that has to be the worst life decision ever.
Over the top – indeed.
in what universe would you get mad puss by having a racist unicorn tattoo on your ass???
thats just triple stupidity:
1) you got a tattoo on your ass…whats the point?
2) you got a racist tattoo, in which if anyone of a different race sees it your going to or should get your ass kicked.
3) its a freaking unicorn!!
That is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. So messed up in so many different ways, but hey…I have always said to each their own? ‘O.o
you dipshit, the tattoo is on his ass. He probably lost a bet or thinks its funny because no one is gonna see it except who he shows. I would love that tattoo on my ass, I would get mad puss.
the guy is here:
http://news.bmezine.com/2009/03/09/the-man-with-the-worlds-most-tasteless-tattoos/
I am both horrified and amazed – they show every sick tattoo, but never his face. WTF???
HAHAHA!! I wonder if White Power dude knows that rainbows stand for gay pride!! LOLOL What a dufus!
Using male genitalia as a “horn” might be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.
be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.
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You gotta make it 31.
Mike Pereira from the band, Hialeah has this beauty.
http://b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01178/45/75/1178055754_l.jpg
The tazmanian devil riding the unicorn may be the greatest contribution to art in the history of the world.
Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?
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The “artist” was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
Cheap high school diploma
do these people know unicorns symbolise virginity? lol weird..
My Over the Top tattoo rules, as do all of these unicorn tattoos. I’m sending this to my grandma, she’ll be proud of me.
They don’t “symbolize” virginity. According to lore, unicorns would only approach virgins. If you were a unicorn lover you would know this.
WTF. Why are all these crackers, well, crackers. Even rednecks are embarrassed. Love the racism.
and then to accent it with hair… even more rediculous
I love birds and water, too.
it is so great
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WOW Freedom of tat for real!
OWWWW THE STUPID… THE STUPID IT BURNS!! AAAAAAGGGGHHH
Is that a lion giving a unicorn a rim job?
I love that Taz is giving everyone the finger- that really brings the tat together.
penis-unicorn guy either tried to commission that piece of artwork from me, or there are TWO weirdos with that exact same fantasy tattoo idea out there. EW.
looks like the scabby ankle tat guy is stepping on a fluffy little dawg
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This gallery made me CRY HARD—with laughter! So awesome.
add this.
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Some beautiful work there!
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I like the evil unicorn, but the rest frighten me. lol
…the 9th one from the bottom that is….not the one covered in scabs. ugh *shivers*
I heard he lost a bet
And “Special person” will never know proper grammar!
Pegasus > Unicorn, obv.
me too!!
Yes, and only gay people can’t spell you fool!
Actually, unicorns are often a phallic symbol in mythology. They lure maidens and take their virginity.
LMAO… “rim job”
OMG!!! What lengths will people go to to make total asses of themselves? I particularly enjoyed the one w/the unicorn pissing a rainbow. Wow!
Ok number one im going to say this tattoos are of low quality.some are okay some are horrible! and if your going to call someone a retard, Learn how to spell it first, if not, look who’s calling the kettle black!
U guys are all retarts who getting a tatto of a unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooo gay!!!!!!!!
its retards u retart!!!!
Actually, I really hadn’t noticed that only gay people can’t spell…I was pretty sure it was the stupid & uneducated.
haha geez dude you’re such a retart! good stuff man good stuff
^^^ this comment makes it pure gold. LMAO !!
Lmao !
Maybe he compensating for his “lack off” LOL
Now I know. Anytime a dude’s got a unicorn tattoo = he’s deranged. Probably a white power whack job. I’ll back away slowly. And I agree with whoever said it…that Taz one does get funnier every time you look at it.
Look at the white power unicorn….I mean really who is gonna take that person seriously or even the hustlin’ one.
I’d like to know what drugs they’re all on I mean jeeze oh pete are some of those tattoos unbelievably horrifying in their bad taste.
Well, as everyone knows, unicorns HATE having their asses eaten out. Lions know this better than anyone, so, to really get that unicorn’s goat, the lion decided to give that unicorn a good ol’ ass-eatin’outin’. This is known as uni-anulingus. Simple, really.
….hmmmm…yano… some of those are kinda awesome….. *waits for abuse while hiding under duvet*
under a duvet? jesus dude, someone really SHOULD kick your ass
These people are living proof that man can live without a brain!
Their [people with these awful tattoos] parents must have asked them to run away from home!
I don’t know what makes these people [people with them awful tattoos] so stupid, but it really works.
Agreed?
wow….
SWEET
ahaha i stared at that one for a minute trynta figure out where the fuck the unicorn was in that mess before i realized that poor bastard has a full back coverin tattoo of a lion eating a unicorn asshole wooow
somebody tatooed a BEAR!?!!!!
That’s a brave muther fucker, right there!
ROTF LMAO!!!!!!!!
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.If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know.. Must University
Awesome TATs:P Hot unicorns! lol
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Nevermind. My friend just pointed it out and I looked back. It looks rather neanderthal-esque.
lol! you’re awesome!!!
I always associate white power with unicorns. It is what Hitler would have wanted!
the majority of these are crap, a couple of them aren’t too bad. Like the one right before the white power one is kiinda cute it looks really tiny
unicorns are mentioned in the Bible
I didn’t know that retarts existed. Is that a cross between retards and pop-tarts…if so, I bet they’re tasty.
I don’t know why people get so upset about body hair. It’s natural and it was nature’s way of protecting certain culture’s from cold weather. Yet, when someone sticks a needle under the skin releasing a foreign material, it’s okay?
Why is it that Black Folks can say whatever they want & scream discrimination but White People are suppose to keep their mouths shut?
Have any of you watched BET? Now if Whites had White Entertainment Television they’d be running around screaming Racisim!!!
Besides, i’m tired of hearing about “Slavery” & “The White Man Brings me down”
First of all YOUR OWN PEOPLE SOLD YOU, THEY’RE THE ONE’S THAT CAME UP WITH THE N WORD LOL! Maybe you should pick up a history book!
Second, You get more than white people because of your bitching & complaining! You bastards get Welfare, Food Stamps & a White man’s job… And every one of you still can’t keep your asses out of prison & talk about how hard life is for a Black Man! WHITE FOLKS WORK EVERYDAY TO PAY FOR YOUR FREEBIES!!
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!
In what movie did Sly Stalone ride a unicorn…? That one still confuses the s**t out of me.
Is that a dead Gumby couple?
Ok retard im a lesbian with 8 tats and none are of unicorns.
I like ALL the tattoos better then that guys hairy body.
I’m so sick of white people complaining. How many times can someone possibly use the “BET” argument? It’s a freaking entertainment stations that comments on hollywood like activities. Don’t like don’t watch and no we wouldn’t be claming racism we would have come up with our own station. We get the “white man’s job” with the black man’s pay, and if you’re a black female it’s even worse. I’m not racist nor do I really care anymore it’s just the way life is. As long as there is hatred on BOTH sides there will always be a problem. And plenty of white people are on welfare, collect food stamps and are in prison for horrible crimes (the unibomber, and the would be jailed zodiac killer). Black people works just as hard as white people with slackers on both sides. Someone’s gotta be producing BET right? I’ve been rejected from private institutions for being “too urban” and I’m not even dark, I’m biracial. Top of my class, athlete, and gifted and I’m not quite what they were looking for but the white kid next to me with the same credentials was accepted. Okay so I’m a tad bitter about that. But It’s people that can’t accept what happened that piss me off the most. Yes there was slavery, yes people will forever find some reason to complain. And there is legimate reasons on both sides. Some black people definitely use it to start problems, but people like you are not helping the situation are you. My rants done and sorry it really has NOTHING to do with unicorn tattoos but I’ve seen about 50 comments just today on various sites and stories that simply repeat what this sheltered and/or racist person is claiming. I’ll get back to my miserable life with my freebies thanks to EVERY and ALL white people on this earth. =)
I love a woman with tats…
a lot of these suck, but several are really well-done.
Unicorns are mention one time in the Bible..only once…..and how many times are dinosaurs mentioned?
Yeah, I counted that many too. But getting back to these tattoos..So sad anyone would go to that extreme..but then people are strange and do extreme things to be noticed..dfifferent..I can hear a lot of you people yelling at me, after reading this..but…I prefer the body to be as it is..Tattoos take away the beauty of the body. And the body is Sensual and intoxicating without graghics…
lulz at the white power trailer trash one
OK…I understand your point but be honest here…If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know……..
I actually like the picture above where it says “See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.” Its like Chuckie, on a unicorn, stomping on tiny helpless babies. I LOVE IT! xD
The white power one was right where it belonged – on the guy’s ass. Since his head is there, he can admire it whenever he wants.
It just gets better and better!
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Warts and crooked noses are also natural but generally viewed as ugly features. It’s natural to be attracted and/or turned off by certain physical features. If you have a problem with that you should relocate to an abstract world of mathematical forms or something because humankind is never going to stop judging people based on their exterior.
Some of them are okay. I don’t see what’s wrong with the Shannon Renee one (it could be a kid, a grandparent, a sibling or someone who passed away) and the freedom one wouldn’t be bad if the line work was better. And as for everyone bashing tattoos, they say your body is your temple and I personally want my temple to have a little decoration. That doesn’t mean you have the right to stereotype me. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get one.
uhmm because we have a right to be mad bitch where still being prosecuted till this day noob
aw you mad? lmao get a life and stop writing chapters of your feelings on the internet.
You’re a fucking Idiot! lol
SOME OF THE UNICORNS ARE PRETTY AWESOME.
Well said.
i liked some but some were gross and disgusting.
i never knew unicorns p*ssed rainbows. these tattoos have been very informative.
I think all these tats are horriific,awful, but i dont have to sport them,so to each their own i quess
Unicorns have a horn;
Pegasus (the flying horse) has wings.
What the heck is a unicorn doing with wings? Some people just don’t get it!
A lot of money wasted getting stupid tattoos!
I was eating lunch when i saw these.
Lost my desire to eat…
waa waaa waaa, stop you’re bitchin’ and moanin’ this is a blog about the bad tatoos, not who’s a racist. Although, I’m sure, if you look hard enough, you’ll find a blog for that too!!
this coming from a friggin’ yeti probably lmao
there are a few tattoo’s no one without a mullet should ever get:
1. wizard holding an orb for no aparent reason
2. Icirus from the Led Zeplin album covers
3. A majestic wolf howling at the moon with lightning behind it.
4. any form of tribal or barb wire arm band
5. A dream catcher, or any indian related stuff unless you are actually a full time loin cloth indian. every redneck i know claims to be 1/16th indian.
6. middle age’s style dragon holding an orb for no aparent reason.
7. any beer or liquor brand’s logo (i have actually met a old hillbilly chick that had “budwister” misspelled across a boob).
8. A barbarian holding an orb for no aparent reason.
9. anything looney toons.
you know whats not on that list? a zombie unicorn, thats what!
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dude, its awesome when u see 2 people w/ the Icirus tattoo standing near each other, lol
Zombie unicorn is badass tho, that one he can keep!
i havent seen this much awesomeness in one spot since the pilot episode of good times…
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Wow! Who knew?
I guess that a unicorn would be the perfect White Power mascot, they’re always white.
The one I wasn’t too sure on was the lion-dragon eating the unicorn’s ass. Not sure if I get that one.
Except for when they’re babies! They’re all gold when their babies! Oh, and when they’re adolescent, they’re silver!
… I need to get out of the house and stop reading Harry Potter books.
Look up “The Lion and the Unicorn”.
You must not be from the UK
i have about 15 tattoos, only one scabbed up like that one, and when it was done healing, turned out all fucked up looking. The “artist” was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
why hate the unicorn?
Wow, and that stuff is permanent. Perhaps there’s a bright future for dermatologists who remove tatoos. Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?
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Whoever tranquillized the yeti and gave him a gay unicorn tat, has got some balls…(ninth down)
I used to quite like unicorns! I think I’d like to meet some of these guys in 20 years time – especially the white power dude – just to see if they still like their – ah – artwork :->
unicorns and hairy ass men turn my homo side right on, jesus can that man get anymore hairier
White power dude?? That was done on a titty!!
no way, it was an ass. I studied.
God I hate white trash!!!
Does that mean your Mother’s a whore?
dad says only whores & sailors get tattoos!
I’m not a whore nor a sailor guess that makes you and your dad idiots.
I’m not a whore nor a sailor guess that makes you and your dad an idiot.
I’m not a whore or a sailor guess that make you and your dad an idiot.
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go run to your daddy lil girl.
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Hey buddy hate to break it to you but your dad is dead WRONG!!! I am not a sailor or a whore but I have tattoos. I happen to be a good girl and I have eight. It sucks that such close mindedness still exists in this society.
OK everyone, get out your Nuetron Hubble Telescopes!!
im getting one on my dick!
and maybe some pepper & tweezers too lmao
Wow! some of these comments are really dumb
lmao@you were you looking at the tats or at the unicorns?! rofl
OK…I understand your point but be honest here…If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know……..
White Trash motherfuckers
At least Jesse knows to click the submit button once, dumbass.
LMAO… nice one !
Maybe your mother’s a whore and your father’s a sailor?
lmao holy shit dude haha
Looks like the meth lab and the tat shop were in the
same strip mall….
Excellent right on comment!
anyone that knows anything about unicorns knows that they are really goats with one center horn…get real
Goats….wtf
i believe in unicorn magic..you fools need to recognize the unicorn is the most powerful creature in the universe(besides the unicorn werewolf). When you talk trash about this omnipotent beast you are asking for great danger to come to your life. You have been warned.
You’re funny. This discussion definitely needs some humor considering the subject matter that is generating such serious comments.
Very few were actually ok. The white power one was some fat, saggy ass guy. That was horrible white trash.
I liked most of them. =/ And no, I’m not any kind of redneck. ._. I’m actually a young adult that is influenced by tattoos. Call me stupid, I don’t care. D:< It’s not like you can do anything about it anyway, so why try?
I bet the toothless babymamas will drool over these aholes
…and to think, people actually paid money to these things done to their bodies…permanently!
I mean at the unicorn tats or the comments sorry i was just laughing so hard
There was a couple I thought were kinda cool. lmao
So I designed the rambo on a unicorn tat and it now looks 100x better now that it’s done. It even has my autograph on it!
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Wow some tattoos are really awesome although some tattoos are very colorful and childish! The love unicorn tattoo is sooo funny!! But I normally prefer tattoos only with black and white color. Who is the artist? I must say he/she is genius!Corporate Intranet
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I wasn’t too sure on was the lion-dragon eating the unicorn’s ass. Not sure if I get that one.
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I have a friend who has a tattoo of that same robot-dolphin-fighting-unicorn image, on her thigh. She calls the dolphin Rodo and the unicorn Prancy. In fact, another friend and I dressed up as her tattoo for Halloween last year (I was Rodo, best costume of my life).
Beautiful! Not a single one of these is bad! Yall are party poopers! What’s a “good” tattoo then, a Celtic cross with a Shakespear quote around it in a heart? Yikes!
The racist unicorn has me stumped. Only thing I can think is he is some nazi’s prison bitch who gets pumped in the ass. Just sayin…
All of you should get a life, and stop poking your noses into someone elses. These peeps may have specific reasons for getting those tatoos, and you should walk a mile in their shoes before poking fun at them. Grow up damn it.
Not gonna lie, the white power one was probably the best done. I loved the colors. At first I thought it was on a boob, but then I realized it was an ass-cheek which was even better. Hilarious.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug..
Maybe the artist was drunk?
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