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30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos: A Gallery

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You can’t shake a stick these days without hitting someone who has a unicorn tattoo (and I shake a lot of sticks.) I’m not sure why people would get a unicorn tattoo, but it appears to be a really popular thing to do these days. Some of them seem serious, others funny, some intentionally bad, and some that are just the worst. So here’s a collection of them.
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See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.

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Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.
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Yes, that’s a penis instead of a horn.
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226 Responses to "30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos: A Gallery"

  1. ElGreeko says:

    What your refering to is not Icarus from Greek mythology but it’s the Led Zeppelin swan song symbol. What it actually is, is an angel with broken wings falling from grace. I have a small one on my back and I’m far from a mullet wearing redneck…
    Just a true Zeppelin fan.

  2. Pattie says:

    lol That is exactly what I thought (though I did add big and hairy…so not as exactly as I claimed.)

    But it is refreshing to know that unless he actually *tells* people he’s a racist jerk, the only one who’ll know is the other guy who’s about to screw him!

  3. boredatwork says:

    wow what the fuck is really going on wid the hustling unicorn, and what does this man really hustle ? he is either a pedophile or he sells crystal meth. and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life

  4. dane says:
    guess he really hates unicorns or loves lions..or just loves eating ass..
  5. Anonymous says:

    The one with the little robots on the unicorn’s back is EFFIN’ ADORABLE!

  6. Pierre says:

    “Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.”

    And now, I also think of men’s asses.

    Thank you Holytaco.

  7. Detroit Al says:

    So what if the guy never had a tatoo and said that the stupid thing looked infected? I don’t know what Hell’s like, I just know I don’t want to go there.

  8. Detroit Al says:

    you do realize that the fallen angel zep logo is lucifer, don’t you? It’s all in a Book. Look it up.

  9. Detroit Al says:

    Why are these things such a fad? Most of these people getting these couldn’t commit to taking care of a cat but they made a lifelong commitment to having some bad, meaningless artwork on their bodies. These people are going to wish that stuff would wash off some day. I think I’ll start investing now in lazer removal companies.

  10. Anonymous says:

    If you mean he needs to see a doctor for mental help for allowing someone to put that crap on him then you’re right. Otherwise his leg is fine, it’s just healing. Not a particularly smooth process for some ppl.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Ikaros was in Greek mythology. Look it up.

  12. Isis says:

    Tattoos are basically wounds. They scab as they heal, same as a wound does.

  13. Anonymous says:

    ‘and i rrreally wud like back those 2-3 minutes of my life’ what else were you expecting from an article called 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos?

  14. Anonymous says:

    wut messed up tattos o.o i might get a gloomy bear tat! :D how utterly awesome hmm?

  15. little biggs says:

    the one on that guy’s calf is healing. if you’ve ever gotten a tattoo, which i’m doubting you have, it scabs over as it heals. that one just isn’t healed yet.

    do your research before you make an ass of yourself.

  16. Anonymous says:

    The Robots on the unicorn one is fantastic! On the other hand, looking at the one on the hairy guy is like trying to find a mole on Chewbacca.

  17. Anonymous says:

    The one with a penis instead of a horn is actually a penicorn…

    The one with the unicorn mounting a beluga whale is the most bizarre tattoo ever…

    The person with the one on the lower calf looks like he has some skin lesions or infections…WTF?

    The one with the unicorn and the ice cream cone is definitely a jailhouse amateur tattoo.

  18. Anonymous says:

    My nominee for most bizarre ever is the “Real Men Love Unicorns” tattoo which features a unicorn pissing a rainbow!

  19. Anonymous says:

    I’d like to know how many teeth these people have. I would bet that there are less than thirty total (out of thirty photos). But they all have those beautiful tattoos!

  20. Zen Grouch says:

    I wonder how many of those started out as pretty little prancing Unicorns, then the poor fuck sportin’ it sobers up, and asks the tattoo doc to *fix* that queer piece of shit?

  21. Anonymous says:

    i can’t believe someone has my fucking tattoo…
    (the unicorn and mechanical dolphin)

  22. Anonymous says:

    That is Icarus google it.

  23. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck is wrong with people?

  24. Anonymous says:

    Zombie Unicorn vs RoboRaptor! That’s cool as fuck!

  25. Anonymous says:

    Nah, he’s just healing. My tattoos did the same thing.

    Why he took a picture when there were still scabs on his tattoo, I have no idea.

  26. Anonymousse says:

    For some reason I keep going back to the one of Taz riding the unicorn. It gets funnier every time I look at it. Either that or I love fatback.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Kind of funny I just made a skit about a unicorn tatoo that actually was a penis. You can check it out on myspace.com/concretedonkeyproductions or on youtube. That is if you’re feeling up to it. Gotta love the ironic unicorn tat.

  28. Anonymous says:

    the guy with the tattoo near his ankle needs to see a doctor… soon

  29. Anonymous says:

    Wow! Must you be such a “hater”?

  30. lila says:

    Umm I’ve had several tattoos and they’ve NEVER looked like that while they were healing. Scabs normal? yes. Skanky funk normal? err no.
    I have see some tattoos that look like that on others but that’s because I work in a jail and the jerk got tattooed with a dirty staple made into a needle..nice,huh?
    There are several places on that tattoo that look more like holes than scabs and it looks just plain nasty in general

  31. Pretentia says:

    I’ve had a number of tattoos, and the healing process never looked like that. In fact, I’ve had friends who have rejected the ink and their tattoos didn’t look that weird. Dude has a problem there.

  32. Anonymous says:

    I think that one’s kinda cute while the white power unicorn makes me question what drugs that guy was on. I mean really white power with a colorful unicorn on the ass??? Ugh.

  33. Random Commenter says:

    What I’m wondering is how many of these people pictured in this list are, A) Registered sex offenders, and B) Are registered on that list as a pedophile….

  34. Anonymous says:

    The lion is actually licking the asshole of the unicorn, it is just foreplay.

  35. Rory says:

    How many other fallen angels do you know of?

  36. Anonymous says:

    inkngrease you should check your spelling and grammar before you try and bad mouth other people. You fail.

  37. Anonymous says:

    me I wonder what kind of drugs were involved in the inking of these poor bastards. some of them if not all of them had to be high on something when they decided to get this crap on them

  38. DDT-bag says:

    He’s actually jerking off and jizzing a rainbow.

  39. Anonymous says:

    The Beluga/unicorn mating is just the origin of the narwhal… :)

  40. hipster says:

    Inkngrease, what’s left?

    How would you like to find yourself in a room with these thirty nitwits, while they all admire each other? HA! Oh, what a world, what a world.

  41. Littlemiss says:

    Tattoos are not a fad. They’ve been popular in cultures all over the world for thousands of years. They aren’t going away anytime soon. And most tattoos aren’t meaningless. Quite the opposite. Mine all have very deep personal meaning for me.

  42. Littlemiss says:

    Nah, in the US a reputable artist won’t tattoo anyone under the influence.

  43. Reallyboredatwork says:

    The worst, scariest, and saddest part about this is that they willingly made an informed, lifelong commitment to sport this extreme meaningful (to them) artwork on their bodies. The mind of these people is something we have never understood, will understand, or will ever want to understand-it is a cold, twisted, and dark place these people’s minds dwell in. For them to want to get it removed would mean they would have to figure out and ADMIT that they made a horrile, horrible decision, which I am thankful for because it gave me something to look at and think about for a few minutes.

  44. Trond says:

    Not sure of I would have choosen a unicorn tattoo myself, but who knows? Maybe this would finally bring me some good luck? :-)

    Best wishes from Trond @

  45. hibeads says:

    so great….perfect…..

  46. Sir Walter says:

    Must make a not shave arm when getting a tattoo the unicorn is hidden
    Sir Walter

  47. i am a robot says:


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  49. bob chin says:

    Can I get those two minutes of my life back now?

  50. cory says:
    Someone, somewhere, has to have done that.
  51. AnonymousG says:

    You should somehow incorporate your OWN penis into a unicorn tatoo…that would be pretty frightening but kinda cool at the same time

  52. Steve says:

    Christ, you could be right ya know…

  53. iesika says:

    I’ve seen an elephant done in a similar way…

  54. Anonymous says:

    thank goodness that i don’t have a UNIcorn tattoo..
    mine has 2 horns :D and it’s black

  55. clubf00t says:

    ya dave ur a definite ass clown. go sit on a huge dick or something, i dont care just stop posting dumb comments.

  56. Brian says:

    Ur an idiot. u must b a homo. go die

  57. dave says:

    All tattos are ugly especially on women makes them look filthy no matter how good the artwork. Tumors are more attractive!!!

  58. Bitchy chick says:

    you ought to know, since ur a friggin tumor!! Ass!!

  59. Bianca Lopes says:

    Just love it, I’ll do the ice cream unicorn on my back. How can I talk to the designer to be able to use his artwork? Thanks.

  60. Aaaamory says:

    You could just do what the guy with the “Real Men Love Unicorns” one did and not ask, and be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.

  61. Oatmeal says:

    that Cock Unicorn turns me on…

  62. Anonymous says:

    there is a unicorn with cock as a horn….. that has to be the worst life decision ever.

  63. 825IVER says:

    Over the top – indeed.

  64. Anonymous says:

    in what universe would you get mad puss by having a racist unicorn tattoo on your ass???

    thats just triple stupidity:

    1) you got a tattoo on your ass…whats the point?
    2) you got a racist tattoo, in which if anyone of a different race sees it your going to or should get your ass kicked.
    3) its a freaking unicorn!!

  65. Anonyo says:

    That is the strangest thing I’ve ever seen. So messed up in so many different ways, but hey…I have always said to each their own? ‘O.o

  66. Anonymous says:

    you dipshit, the tattoo is on his ass. He probably lost a bet or thinks its funny because no one is gonna see it except who he shows. I would love that tattoo on my ass, I would get mad puss.

  67. Anonymous says:

    I am both horrified and amazed – they show every sick tattoo, but never his face. WTF???

  68. Anonymous says:

    HAHAHA!! I wonder if White Power dude knows that rainbows stand for gay pride!! LOLOL What a dufus!

  69. Anonymous says:

    Using male genitalia as a “horn” might be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

  70. Anonymous says:

    be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.
    GED Program

  71. Anonymous says:


  72. McHank says:

    You gotta make it 31.
    Mike Pereira from the band, Hialeah has this beauty.


  73. Anonymous says:

    The tazmanian devil riding the unicorn may be the greatest contribution to art in the history of the world.

  74. Anonymous says:

    Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?
    MUST College

  75. Anonymous says:

    The “artist” was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
    Cheap high school diploma

  76. Anonymous says:

    do these people know unicorns symbolise virginity? lol weird..

  77. BakeandDestroy says:

    My Over the Top tattoo rules, as do all of these unicorn tattoos. I’m sending this to my grandma, she’ll be proud of me.

  78. Ohiogrl says:

    They don’t “symbolize” virginity. According to lore, unicorns would only approach virgins. If you were a unicorn lover you would know this.

  79. Anonymous says:

    WTF. Why are all these crackers, well, crackers. Even rednecks are embarrassed. Love the racism.

  80. Anonymous says:

    and then to accent it with hair… even more rediculous

  81. Anonymous says:

    I love birds and water, too.

  82. fashion jewelry says:

    it is so great
    wholesale jewelry

  83. Khristal says:

    WOW Freedom of tat for real!

  84. Anonymous says:


  85. Trishcuit says:

    Is that a lion giving a unicorn a rim job?

    I love that Taz is giving everyone the finger- that really brings the tat together.

  86. Anonymous says:

    penis-unicorn guy either tried to commission that piece of artwork from me, or there are TWO weirdos with that exact same fantasy tattoo idea out there. EW.

  87. Anonymous says:

    looks like the scabby ankle tat guy is stepping on a fluffy little dawg

  88. Anonymous says:

    ^^^ this comment rules

  89. Anonymous says:

    wo, what?

  90. Anonymous says:

    This gallery made me CRY HARD—with laughter! So awesome.

  91. twotone says:

    add this.

  92. Anonymous says:

    ^^^ this comment ruins it

  93. Jock says:

    Some beautiful work there!

    Read my blog mofo

  94. Anonymous says:

    I like the evil unicorn, but the rest frighten me. lol

  95. Anonymous says:

    …the 9th one from the bottom that is….not the one covered in scabs. ugh *shivers*

  96. Anonymous says:

    I heard he lost a bet

  97. Anonymous says:

    And “Special person” will never know proper grammar!

  98. Anonymous says:

    Pegasus > Unicorn, obv.

  99. Anonymous says:

    me too!!

  100. Anonymous says:

    Yes, and only gay people can’t spell you fool!

  101. Littlemiss says:

    Actually, unicorns are often a phallic symbol in mythology. They lure maidens and take their virginity.

  102. Anonymous says:

    LMAO… “rim job”

  103. Anonymous says:

    OMG!!! What lengths will people go to to make total asses of themselves? I particularly enjoyed the one w/the unicorn pissing a rainbow. Wow!

  104. Lea says:

    Ok number one im going to say this tattoos are of low quality.some are okay some are horrible! and if your going to call someone a retard, Learn how to spell it first, if not, look who’s calling the kettle black!

  105. Anonymous says:

    U guys are all retarts who getting a tatto of a unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is sooooo gay!!!!!!!!

  106. duh says:

    its retards u retart!!!!

  107. Anonymous says:

    Actually, I really hadn’t noticed that only gay people can’t spell…I was pretty sure it was the stupid & uneducated.

  108. N8vpryd says:

    haha geez dude you’re such a retart! good stuff man good stuff

  109. Anonymous says:

    ^^^ this comment makes it pure gold. LMAO !!

  110. Anonymous says:

    Lmao !

  111. Bitchy chick says:

    Maybe he compensating for his “lack off” LOL

  112. Anonymous says:

    Now I know. Anytime a dude’s got a unicorn tattoo = he’s deranged. Probably a white power whack job. I’ll back away slowly. And I agree with whoever said it…that Taz one does get funnier every time you look at it.

  113. Anonymous says:

    Look at the white power unicorn….I mean really who is gonna take that person seriously or even the hustlin’ one.

    I’d like to know what drugs they’re all on I mean jeeze oh pete are some of those tattoos unbelievably horrifying in their bad taste.

  114. Anonymous says:

    Well, as everyone knows, unicorns HATE having their asses eaten out. Lions know this better than anyone, so, to really get that unicorn’s goat, the lion decided to give that unicorn a good ol’ ass-eatin’outin’. This is known as uni-anulingus. Simple, really.

  115. Khoma_Kodama says:

    ….hmmmm…yano… some of those are kinda awesome….. *waits for abuse while hiding under duvet*

  116. Anonymous says:

    under a duvet? jesus dude, someone really SHOULD kick your ass

  117. Anonymous says:

    These people are living proof that man can live without a brain!

    Their [people with these awful tattoos] parents must have asked them to run away from home!

    I don’t know what makes these people [people with them awful tattoos] so stupid, but it really works.

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  121. Funkapotamus says:

    ahaha i stared at that one for a minute trynta figure out where the fuck the unicorn was in that mess before i realized that poor bastard has a full back coverin tattoo of a lion eating a unicorn asshole wooow

  122. Anonymous says:

    somebody tatooed a BEAR!?!!!!

    That’s a brave muther fucker, right there!

  123. Anonymous says:

    ROTF LMAO!!!!!!!!

  124. MikeT says:

    Wow, those are some awesome tattoos, a great collection. Thanks for sharing. Costa Blanca repossessions

  125. cisse says:

    .If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know.. Must University

  126. Jay says:

    Awesome TATs:P Hot unicorns! lol
    MMO Games

  127. Fate says:

    Epic Error: Fail Or Win? Wow.

  128. paul says:

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  130. Littlemiss says:

    Nevermind. My friend just pointed it out and I looked back. It looks rather neanderthal-esque.

  131. Anonymous says:

    lol! you’re awesome!!!

  132. Anonymous says:

    I always associate white power with unicorns. It is what Hitler would have wanted!

  133. Domino says:

    the majority of these are crap, a couple of them aren’t too bad. Like the one right before the white power one is kiinda cute it looks really tiny

  134. Anonymous says:

    unicorns are mentioned in the Bible

  135. hotmamamegpeg says:

    I didn’t know that retarts existed. Is that a cross between retards and pop-tarts…if so, I bet they’re tasty.

  136. Anonymous says:

    I don’t know why people get so upset about body hair. It’s natural and it was nature’s way of protecting certain culture’s from cold weather. Yet, when someone sticks a needle under the skin releasing a foreign material, it’s okay?

  137. YEP, I SAID IT! says:

    Why is it that Black Folks can say whatever they want & scream discrimination but White People are suppose to keep their mouths shut?
    Have any of you watched BET? Now if Whites had White Entertainment Television they’d be running around screaming Racisim!!!
    Besides, i’m tired of hearing about “Slavery” & “The White Man Brings me down”
    First of all YOUR OWN PEOPLE SOLD YOU, THEY’RE THE ONE’S THAT CAME UP WITH THE N WORD LOL! Maybe you should pick up a history book!
    Second, You get more than white people because of your bitching & complaining! You bastards get Welfare, Food Stamps & a White man’s job… And every one of you still can’t keep your asses out of prison & talk about how hard life is for a Black Man! WHITE FOLKS WORK EVERYDAY TO PAY FOR YOUR FREEBIES!!

  138. Blue says:

    In what movie did Sly Stalone ride a unicorn…? That one still confuses the s**t out of me.

  139. Anonymous says:

    Is that a dead Gumby couple?

  140. paintedleofemme1 says:

    Ok retard im a lesbian with 8 tats and none are of unicorns.

  141. Anonymous says:

    I like ALL the tattoos better then that guys hairy body.

  142. Gosh, I'm Tired. says:

    I’m so sick of white people complaining. How many times can someone possibly use the “BET” argument? It’s a freaking entertainment stations that comments on hollywood like activities. Don’t like don’t watch and no we wouldn’t be claming racism we would have come up with our own station. We get the “white man’s job” with the black man’s pay, and if you’re a black female it’s even worse. I’m not racist nor do I really care anymore it’s just the way life is. As long as there is hatred on BOTH sides there will always be a problem. And plenty of white people are on welfare, collect food stamps and are in prison for horrible crimes (the unibomber, and the would be jailed zodiac killer). Black people works just as hard as white people with slackers on both sides. Someone’s gotta be producing BET right? I’ve been rejected from private institutions for being “too urban” and I’m not even dark, I’m biracial. Top of my class, athlete, and gifted and I’m not quite what they were looking for but the white kid next to me with the same credentials was accepted. Okay so I’m a tad bitter about that. But It’s people that can’t accept what happened that piss me off the most. Yes there was slavery, yes people will forever find some reason to complain. And there is legimate reasons on both sides. Some black people definitely use it to start problems, but people like you are not helping the situation are you. My rants done and sorry it really has NOTHING to do with unicorn tattoos but I’ve seen about 50 comments just today on various sites and stories that simply repeat what this sheltered and/or racist person is claiming. I’ll get back to my miserable life with my freebies thanks to EVERY and ALL white people on this earth. =)

  143. Anonymous says:

    I love a woman with tats…

  144. Aaron says:

    a lot of these suck, but several are really well-done.

  145. Anonymous says:

    Unicorns are mention one time in the Bible..only once…..and how many times are dinosaurs mentioned?
    Yeah, I counted that many too. But getting back to these tattoos..So sad anyone would go to that extreme..but then people are strange and do extreme things to be noticed..dfifferent..I can hear a lot of you people yelling at me, after reading this..but…I prefer the body to be as it is..Tattoos take away the beauty of the body. And the body is Sensual and intoxicating without graghics…

  146. AC says:

    lulz at the white power trailer trash one

  147. ShariReneB says:

    OK…I understand your point but be honest here…If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know……..

  148. CarlyxxChaos says:

    I actually like the picture above where it says “See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.” Its like Chuckie, on a unicorn, stomping on tiny helpless babies. I LOVE IT! xD

  149. Pax says:

    The white power one was right where it belonged – on the guy’s ass. Since his head is there, he can admire it whenever he wants.

  150. Jock says:

    It just gets better and better!

    Check out my unicorn double sleeping bag!

  151. Sauteed Jesus says:

    Warts and crooked noses are also natural but generally viewed as ugly features. It’s natural to be attracted and/or turned off by certain physical features. If you have a problem with that you should relocate to an abstract world of mathematical forms or something because humankind is never going to stop judging people based on their exterior.

  152. Littlemiss says:

    Some of them are okay. I don’t see what’s wrong with the Shannon Renee one (it could be a kid, a grandparent, a sibling or someone who passed away) and the freedom one wouldn’t be bad if the line work was better. And as for everyone bashing tattoos, they say your body is your temple and I personally want my temple to have a little decoration. That doesn’t mean you have the right to stereotype me. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get one.

  153. AC says:

    uhmm because we have a right to be mad bitch where still being prosecuted till this day noob

  154. AC says:

    aw you mad? lmao get a life and stop writing chapters of your feelings on the internet.

  155. YEP, I SAID IT! says:

    You’re a fucking Idiot! lol

  156. Anonymous says:


  157. Anonymous says:

    Well said.

  158. Anonymous says:

    i liked some but some were gross and disgusting.

  159. Anonymous says:

    i never knew unicorns p*ssed rainbows. these tattoos have been very informative.

  160. denise todd says:

    I think all these tats are horriific,awful, but i dont have to sport them,so to each their own i quess

  161. Marilyn says:

    Unicorns have a horn;
    Pegasus (the flying horse) has wings.
    What the heck is a unicorn doing with wings? Some people just don’t get it!
    A lot of money wasted getting stupid tattoos!

  162. Anonymous says:

    I was eating lunch when i saw these.
    Lost my desire to eat…

  163. Bitchy chick says:

    waa waaa waaa, stop you’re bitchin’ and moanin’ this is a blog about the bad tatoos, not who’s a racist. Although, I’m sure, if you look hard enough, you’ll find a blog for that too!!

  164. Bitchy chick says:

    this coming from a friggin’ yeti probably lmao

  165. inkngrease says:

    there are a few tattoo’s no one without a mullet should ever get:
    1. wizard holding an orb for no aparent reason
    2. Icirus from the Led Zeplin album covers
    3. A majestic wolf howling at the moon with lightning behind it.
    4. any form of tribal or barb wire arm band
    5. A dream catcher, or any indian related stuff unless you are actually a full time loin cloth indian. every redneck i know claims to be 1/16th indian.
    6. middle age’s style dragon holding an orb for no aparent reason.
    7. any beer or liquor brand’s logo (i have actually met a old hillbilly chick that had “budwister” misspelled across a boob).
    8. A barbarian holding an orb for no aparent reason.
    9. anything looney toons.

    you know whats not on that list? a zombie unicorn, thats what!

  166. Mearen says:

    You’re my best friend.

  167. Rachel says:

    dude, its awesome when u see 2 people w/ the Icirus tattoo standing near each other, lol

    Zombie unicorn is badass tho, that one he can keep!

  168. suicide_blond says:

    i havent seen this much awesomeness in one spot since the pilot episode of good times…

  169. Buddy Ice says:

    Wow! Who knew?

    I guess that a unicorn would be the perfect White Power mascot, they’re always white.

    The one I wasn’t too sure on was the lion-dragon eating the unicorn’s ass. Not sure if I get that one.

  170. Anonymous says:

    Except for when they’re babies! They’re all gold when their babies! Oh, and when they’re adolescent, they’re silver!

    … I need to get out of the house and stop reading Harry Potter books.

  171. learn2wiki says:

    Look up “The Lion and the Unicorn”.

    You must not be from the UK

  172. Anonymous says:

    i have about 15 tattoos, only one scabbed up like that one, and when it was done healing, turned out all fucked up looking. The “artist” was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
    why hate the unicorn?

  173. Song says:

    Wow, and that stuff is permanent. Perhaps there’s a bright future for dermatologists who remove tatoos. Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?

  174. Thatguypete says:

    Whoever tranquillized the yeti and gave him a gay unicorn tat, has got some balls…(ninth down)

  175. Anonymous says:

    I used to quite like unicorns! I think I’d like to meet some of these guys in 20 years time – especially the white power dude – just to see if they still like their – ah – artwork :->

  176. clubf00t says:

    unicorns and hairy ass men turn my homo side right on, jesus can that man get anymore hairier

  177. brianm0122 says:

    White power dude?? That was done on a titty!!

  178. Anonymous says:

    no way, it was an ass. I studied.

  179. Anonymous says:

    God I hate white trash!!!

  180. Anonymous says:

    Does that mean your Mother’s a whore?

  181. Jesse says:

    dad says only whores & sailors get tattoos!

  182. Anonymous says:

    I’m not a whore nor a sailor guess that makes you and your dad idiots.

  183. Anonymous says:

    I’m not a whore nor a sailor guess that makes you and your dad an idiot.

  184. Anonymous says:

    I’m not a whore or a sailor guess that make you and your dad an idiot.

  185. Anonymous says:

    hahah aahahahahahahahahah
    go run to your daddy lil girl.
    u r funny
    and ugly

  186. Anonymous says:

    Hey buddy hate to break it to you but your dad is dead WRONG!!! I am not a sailor or a whore but I have tattoos. I happen to be a good girl and I have eight. It sucks that such close mindedness still exists in this society.

  187. Anonymous says:

    OK everyone, get out your Nuetron Hubble Telescopes!!

  188. i did ur mom says:

    im getting one on my dick!

  189. Bitchy chick says:

    and maybe some pepper & tweezers too lmao

  190. Anonymous says:

    Wow! some of these comments are really dumb

  191. Anonymous says:

    lmao@you were you looking at the tats or at the unicorns?! rofl

  192. ShariReneB says:

    OK…I understand your point but be honest here…If there was a White Entertainment channel or let’s just say for arguments sake, a Miss White America pageant or the White college fund…how well would that go over? I think we all know……..

  193. Dino says:

    White Trash motherfuckers

  194. David says:

    At least Jesse knows to click the submit button once, dumbass.

  195. Anonymous says:

    LMAO… nice one !

  196. Anonymous says:

    Maybe your mother’s a whore and your father’s a sailor?

  197. Anonymous says:

    lmao holy shit dude haha

  198. GrossedOut says:

    Looks like the meth lab and the tat shop were in the
    same strip mall….

  199. Anonymous says:

    Excellent right on comment!

  200. Anonymous says:

    anyone that knows anything about unicorns knows that they are really goats with one center horn…get real

  201. Bitchy chick says:


  202. big daddy says:

    i believe in unicorn magic..you fools need to recognize the unicorn is the most powerful creature in the universe(besides the unicorn werewolf). When you talk trash about this omnipotent beast you are asking for great danger to come to your life. You have been warned.

  203. Anonymous says:

    You’re funny. This discussion definitely needs some humor considering the subject matter that is generating such serious comments.

  204. Anonymous says:

    Very few were actually ok. The white power one was some fat, saggy ass guy. That was horrible white trash.

  205. OMFG. =.= says:

    I liked most of them. =/ And no, I’m not any kind of redneck. ._. I’m actually a young adult that is influenced by tattoos. Call me stupid, I don’t care. D:< It’s not like you can do anything about it anyway, so why try?

  206. Anonymous says:

    I bet the toothless babymamas will drool over these aholes

  207. Anonymous says:

    …and to think, people actually paid money to these things done to their bodies…permanently!

  208. Anonymous says:

    I mean at the unicorn tats or the comments sorry i was just laughing so hard

  209. Dnet says:

    There was a couple I thought were kinda cool. lmao

  210. h2o says:

    So I designed the rambo on a unicorn tat and it now looks 100x better now that it’s done. It even has my autograph on it!

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  212. saracarrol says:

    Wow some tattoos are really awesome although some tattoos are very colorful and childish! The love unicorn tattoo is sooo funny!! But I normally prefer tattoos only with black and white color. Who is the artist? I must say he/she is genius!Corporate Intranet

  213. as says:

    I wasn’t too sure on was the lion-dragon eating the unicorn’s ass. Not sure if I get that one.

  214. alexandrab says:

    I have a friend who has a tattoo of that same robot-dolphin-fighting-unicorn image, on her thigh. She calls the dolphin Rodo and the unicorn Prancy. In fact, another friend and I dressed up as her tattoo for Halloween last year (I was Rodo, best costume of my life).

  215. Kizzy says:

    Beautiful! Not a single one of these is bad! Yall are party poopers! What’s a “good” tattoo then, a Celtic cross with a Shakespear quote around it in a heart? Yikes!

  216. LB says:

    The racist unicorn has me stumped. Only thing I can think is he is some nazi’s prison bitch who gets pumped in the ass. Just sayin…

  217. Bitchy chick says:

    All of you should get a life, and stop poking your noses into someone elses. These peeps may have specific reasons for getting those tatoos, and you should walk a mile in their shoes before poking fun at them. Grow up damn it.

  218. Fantastic Neon Rainbows says:

    Not gonna lie, the white power one was probably the best done. I loved the colors. At first I thought it was on a boob, but then I realized it was an ass-cheek which was even better. Hilarious.

  219. Mooby says:

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug..

  220. Jenny says:

    Maybe the artist was drunk?

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