You can't shake a stick these days without hitting someone who has a unicorn tattoo (and I shake a lot of sticks.) I'm not sure why people would get a unicorn tattoo, but it appears to be a really popular thing to do these days. Some of them seem serious, others funny, some intentionally bad, and some that are just the worst. So here's a collection of them.
See tons more terrible, awesome and awesomely terrible unicorn tattoos after the jump.
Yes, when you think of unicorns, you think of racism.
If you mean he needs to see a doctor for mental help for allowing someone to put that crap on him then you're right. Otherwise his leg is fine, it's just healing. Not a particularly smooth process for some ppl.
I wonder how many of those started out as pretty little prancing Unicorns, then the poor fuck sportin' it sobers up, and asks the tattoo doc to *fix* that queer piece of shit?
Now I know. Anytime a dude's got a unicorn tattoo = he's deranged. Probably a white power whack job. I'll back away slowly. And I agree with whoever said it...that Taz one does get funnier every time you look at it.
you dipshit, the tattoo is on his ass. He probably lost a bet or thinks its funny because no one is gonna see it except who he shows. I would love that tattoo on my ass, I would get mad puss.
in what universe would you get mad puss by having a racist unicorn tattoo on your ass???
thats just triple stupidity:
1) you got a tattoo on your ass...whats the point?
2) you got a racist tattoo, in which if anyone of a different race sees it your going to or should get your ass kicked.
3) its a freaking unicorn!!
You could just do what the guy with the "Real Men Love Unicorns" one did and not ask, and be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.
Wow, and that stuff is permanent. Perhaps there's a bright future for dermatologists who remove tatoos. Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?
I used to quite like unicorns! I think I'd like to meet some of these guys in 20 years time - especially the white power dude - just to see if they still like their - ah - artwork :->
i have about 15 tattoos, only one scabbed up like that one, and when it was done healing, turned out all fucked up looking. The "artist" was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
why hate the unicorn?
penis-unicorn guy either tried to commission that piece of artwork from me, or there are TWO weirdos with that exact same fantasy tattoo idea out there. EW.
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April 21st, 2009 at 09:25 am
If you mean he needs to see a doctor for mental help for allowing someone to put that crap on him then you're right. Otherwise his leg is fine, it's just healing. Not a particularly smooth process for some ppl.
April 21st, 2009 at 07:11 pm
Nah, he's just healing. My tattoos did the same thing.
Why he took a picture when there were still scabs on his tattoo, I have no idea.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Tattoos are basically wounds. They scab as they heal, same as a wound does.
April 20th, 2009 at 07:44 am
The lion is actually licking the asshole of the unicorn, it is just foreplay.
April 21st, 2009 at 12:09 pm
The one with the little robots on the unicorn's back is EFFIN' ADORABLE!
April 21st, 2009 at 03:37 pm
The Robots on the unicorn one is fantastic! On the other hand, looking at the one on the hairy guy is like trying to find a mole on Chewbacca.
April 21st, 2009 at 06:21 pm
What the fuck is wrong with people?
April 21st, 2009 at 06:28 pm
i can't believe someone has my fucking tattoo...
goodgoddamnit...
(the unicorn and mechanical dolphin)
meh
April 21st, 2009 at 06:30 pm
I wonder how many of those started out as pretty little prancing Unicorns, then the poor fuck sportin' it sobers up, and asks the tattoo doc to *fix* that queer piece of shit?
April 21st, 2009 at 06:50 pm
Now I know. Anytime a dude's got a unicorn tattoo = he's deranged. Probably a white power whack job. I'll back away slowly. And I agree with whoever said it...that Taz one does get funnier every time you look at it.
April 21st, 2009 at 09:27 pm
Look at the white power unicorn....I mean really who is gonna take that person seriously or even the hustlin' one.
I'd like to know what drugs they're all on I mean jeeze oh pete are some of those tattoos unbelievably horrifying in their bad taste.
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:53 am
you dipshit, the tattoo is on his ass. He probably lost a bet or thinks its funny because no one is gonna see it except who he shows. I would love that tattoo on my ass, I would get mad puss.
April 28th, 2009 at 05:53 am
in what universe would you get mad puss by having a racist unicorn tattoo on your ass???
thats just triple stupidity:
1) you got a tattoo on your ass...whats the point?
2) you got a racist tattoo, in which if anyone of a different race sees it your going to or should get your ass kicked.
3) its a freaking unicorn!!
May 21st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
the guy is here:
http://news.bmezine.com/2009/03/09/the-man-with-the-worlds-most-tasteless-tattoos/
May 28th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
I am both horrified and amazed - they show every sick tattoo, but never his face. WTF???
July 26th, 2009 at 09:42 pm
That is the strangest thing I've ever seen. So messed up in so many different ways, but hey...I have always said to each their own? 'O.o
June 17th, 2009 at 02:44 pm
HAHAHA!! I wonder if White Power dude knows that rainbows stand for gay pride!! LOLOL What a dufus!
April 21st, 2009 at 06:54 pm
Just love it, I'll do the ice cream unicorn on my back. How can I talk to the designer to be able to use his artwork? Thanks.
April 23rd, 2009 at 03:16 pm
You could just do what the guy with the "Real Men Love Unicorns" one did and not ask, and be sure to give the unicorn a dumb googley-eye expression when you do so.
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
i havent seen this much awesomeness in one spot since the pilot episode of good times...
dyyynomite!!!!
xoxo
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 am
Wow, and that stuff is permanent. Perhaps there's a bright future for dermatologists who remove tatoos. Os is there a special field for anti-tatoo? Who di Angelina go to?
May 28th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
For the tatoo remover, go here:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/61336/saturday-night-live-turlingtons-lower-back-tattoo-remover
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
....hmmmm...yano... some of those are kinda awesome..... *waits for abuse while hiding under duvet*
May 28th, 2009 at 08:31 am
under a duvet? jesus dude, someone really SHOULD kick your ass
April 22nd, 2009 at 01:57 pm
thank goodness that i don't have a UNIcorn tattoo..
mine has 2 horns :D and it's black
April 24th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
These people are living proof that man can live without a brain!
Their [people with these awful tattoos] parents must have asked them to run away from home!
I don’t know what makes these people [people with them awful tattoos] so stupid, but it really works.
June 17th, 2009 at 03:31 pm
Agreed?
April 24th, 2009 at 03:40 pm
somebody tatooed a BEAR!?!!!!
That's a brave muther fucker, right there!
June 17th, 2009 at 02:11 pm
ROTF LMAO!!!!!!!!
April 24th, 2009 at 03:41 pm
Whoever tranquillized the yeti and gave him a gay unicorn tat, has got some balls...(ninth down)
April 24th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
I used to quite like unicorns! I think I'd like to meet some of these guys in 20 years time - especially the white power dude - just to see if they still like their - ah - artwork :->
May 28th, 2009 at 05:41 am
White power dude?? That was done on a titty!!
May 28th, 2009 at 06:30 am
no way, it was an ass. I studied.
April 28th, 2009 at 08:48 pm
i have about 15 tattoos, only one scabbed up like that one, and when it was done healing, turned out all fucked up looking. The "artist" was really rough, and turns out, didnt know what he was doing, was later fired for other tattoos like mine.
why hate the unicorn?
May 1st, 2009 at 07:50 pm
do these people know unicorns symbolise virginity? lol weird..
June 6th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
They don't "symbolize" virginity. According to lore, unicorns would only approach virgins. If you were a unicorn lover you would know this.
June 8th, 2009 at 04:53 pm
^^^ this comment rules
June 14th, 2009 at 03:01 pm
^^^ this comment ruins it
June 17th, 2009 at 06:02 pm
^^^ this comment makes it pure gold. LMAO !!
June 18th, 2009 at 07:52 am
Actually, unicorns are often a phallic symbol in mythology. They lure maidens and take their virginity.
May 26th, 2009 at 11:43 am
The tazmanian devil riding the unicorn may be the greatest contribution to art in the history of the world.
May 26th, 2009 at 08:44 pm
looks like the scabby ankle tat guy is stepping on a fluffy little dawg
May 27th, 2009 at 03:27 pm
OWWWW THE STUPID... THE STUPID IT BURNS!! AAAAAAGGGGHHH
May 27th, 2009 at 09:23 pm
Using male genitalia as a "horn" might be one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.
May 27th, 2009 at 09:24 pm
and then to accent it with hair... even more rediculous
May 27th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
WTF. Why are all these crackers, well, crackers. Even rednecks are embarrassed. Love the racism.
May 28th, 2009 at 01:35 am
penis-unicorn guy either tried to commission that piece of artwork from me, or there are TWO weirdos with that exact same fantasy tattoo idea out there. EW.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:54 am
I heard he lost a bet
May 28th, 2009 at 08:22 am
Is that a lion giving a unicorn a rim job?
I love that Taz is giving everyone the finger- that really brings the tat together.
May 28th, 2009 at 11:29 am
o...m...g..
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