I saw this at school once and it still makes me laugh... "Here I sit in stinky vapor, the dude before me left no paper, I'm late for class and cannot linger, so look out ass, here comes my finger". I love it.
Knights of old where big and bold, They took thier shits on the side the road. They gave a salute to knights that passed, and use white rabbits to wipe thier ass!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 24th, 2009 at 02:34 pm
best one I ever saw was in a rest stop in Texas, it said: Here I sit, my ass a flexin' trying to produce another mexican.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:51 pm
I doubt i could limbo under your standards.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Damn that was harsh, poor bastard probably didn't even get it... still pokin' his ass trying to figure it out
September 24th, 2009 at 02:37 pm
I came his to sit and think, but all I did was shit and stink.
September 24th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
*Here
(my penis mashed the keyboard)
September 24th, 2009 at 04:37 pm
you cock is so big, if you lay it on a keyboard, it'll go from A to Z
September 28th, 2009 at 09:54 am
HA!!
September 24th, 2009 at 02:38 pm
this shit is WEAK(no pun intended)
September 24th, 2009 at 03:27 pm
What was the pun?
September 25th, 2009 at 07:31 am
SHIT
September 25th, 2009 at 09:16 am
it would have been a pun if you'd said "this shit stinks", idiot.
September 26th, 2009 at 08:46 pm
"this shit stinks" would be a pleonasm. A pun would be if your first name was Id and your second name was Iot, as that would make you Id Iot.
September 24th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
a lot of those were funny, except the last one
September 27th, 2009 at 01:44 am
The last one was the only funny one, except maybe 'go home mom' and 'recieve bacon'.
September 30th, 2009 at 04:02 am
receive bacon is comedy gold. i am high tho.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
looks like, the writing's on the wall
September 24th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
*Facepalm*
September 24th, 2009 at 03:36 pm
I saw this at school once and it still makes me laugh... "Here I sit in stinky vapor, the dude before me left no paper, I'm late for class and cannot linger, so look out ass, here comes my finger". I love it.
September 24th, 2009 at 05:59 pm
BAAAAHAHAHAHA! That is fucking GOLD!
September 24th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
sick but hilarious. props to that sucka
September 24th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
back when you had to pay for them i saw one
"here i sit all broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted."
September 24th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
That's great. We also would have accepted "came to shit & only farted."
September 24th, 2009 at 08:18 pm
Later on I took a chance.
Went to fart, and shit my pants.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:50 pm
that last one made me gag
September 24th, 2009 at 04:12 pm
I saw one one that was above the toilet paper and it said "mexican baby pictures, wipe to develop"... pretty funny.
September 24th, 2009 at 04:37 pm
I saw one once that read...
"Any idiot can write on a wall, but it takes a genius to shit on the ceiling."
There was an arrow next to it pointing up. When you looked up, someone had flung logs half-wrapped in toilet paper onto the ceiling.
September 24th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
NOVA SCOTIA REPRESENT!
September 24th, 2009 at 05:50 pm
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls
But those who read these words of wit
Eat this little balls of shit
November 3rd, 2009 at 04:57 pm
Are you from PA?
September 24th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
i hate when people, pretend to be me
September 25th, 2009 at 01:32 am
One time I saw blood on the wall... I quickly changed stalls and went to an AIDS clinic soon after.
September 25th, 2009 at 05:46 am
thats so deep.
September 25th, 2009 at 05:45 am
those look like they were all written by the same couple of people. the handwriting is very similar.
September 25th, 2009 at 06:34 am
HERE I SAT SO LONELY HARTED...TRIED TO SH!T, BUT ONLY FARTED
September 25th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
Don't you fret, don't lose heart, one day you'll shit when you thought you'd fart!
September 25th, 2009 at 07:14 am
the original comment section
September 25th, 2009 at 07:30 am
Frankenbunny gets no props.
also, my captcha is "Wang Apostle"
win.
September 25th, 2009 at 07:31 am
Knights of old where big and bold, They took thier shits on the side the road. They gave a salute to knights that passed, and use white rabbits to wipe thier ass!
September 25th, 2009 at 07:58 am
"Turban Repair Kit" ------> *pointing to the roll of toilet paper*
September 25th, 2009 at 09:14 am
Written on the toilet roll dispenser : "media degrees. please take one."
September 25th, 2009 at 01:12 pm
On the dispenser of paper seat covers:
FREE COWBOY HATS!
Also, beside the condom vending machine:
FOR REFUND, PLACE BABY HERE
September 25th, 2009 at 01:32 pm
GET AWAY FROM OPRAH!
September 26th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Here I sit upon the bog. I have a shit, i toss my log. I wipe my cum on some paper. Flush the chain, see you later.
September 27th, 2009 at 08:50 am
best i've seen: If Time was money, I already wasted a fortune here !!
September 27th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
In days of old
when knights were bold,
they laid their load beside the road
and walked away contented.
September 28th, 2009 at 04:49 pm
Quit your squatting and take a seat because the crabs 'rpund here can jump 30 feet
September 29th, 2009 at 07:56 pm
Best one i've seen was written at the very bottom of the stall door, "Beware of gay limbo dancers."
September 30th, 2009 at 01:38 pm
I once saw one in a porta-john at a construction site that proclaimed: "It smells so bad in here, I can hardly finish my sandwich!"
October 16th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
This is a place to dump your guts. Not a place to bust your nuts. So keep it nice keep it neat. Go somewhere else to beat your meat.
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