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I saw one once that read…
“Any idiot can write on a wall, but it takes a genius to shit on the ceiling.”
There was an arrow next to it pointing up. When you looked up, someone had flung logs half-wrapped in toilet paper onto the ceiling.
NOVA SCOTIA REPRESENT!
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit into little balls
But those who read these words of wit
Eat this little balls of shit
i hate when people, pretend to be me
One time I saw blood on the wall… I quickly changed stalls and went to an AIDS clinic soon after.
those look like they were all written by the same couple of people. the handwriting is very similar.
thats so deep.
HERE I SAT SO LONELY HARTED…TRIED TO SH!T, BUT ONLY FARTED
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Frankenbunny gets no props.
also, my captcha is “Wang Apostle”
Knights of old where big and bold, They took thier shits on the side the road. They gave a salute to knights that passed, and use white rabbits to wipe thier ass!
“Turban Repair Kit” ——> *pointing to the roll of toilet paper*
Written on the toilet roll dispenser : “media degrees. please take one.”
On the dispenser of paper seat covers:
FREE COWBOY HATS!
Also, beside the condom vending machine:
FOR REFUND, PLACE BABY HERE
GET AWAY FROM OPRAH!
Don’t you fret, don’t lose heart, one day you’ll shit when you thought you’d fart!
Here I sit upon the bog. I have a shit, i toss my log. I wipe my cum on some paper. Flush the chain, see you later.
best i’ve seen: If Time was money, I already wasted a fortune here !!
In days of old
when knights were bold,
they laid their load beside the road
and walked away contented.
Quit your squatting and take a seat because the crabs ‘rpund here can jump 30 feet
Best one i’ve seen was written at the very bottom of the stall door, “Beware of gay limbo dancers.”
I once saw one in a porta-john at a construction site that proclaimed: “It smells so bad in here, I can hardly finish my sandwich!”
This is a place to dump your guts. Not a place to bust your nuts. So keep it nice keep it neat. Go somewhere else to beat your meat.
Are you from PA?
One tayhm my paynus burts into flames
i still need that TP dammit!!
On a trash can in one of the stalls, someone wrote “THIS LEADS TO NARNIA!!”
hahaha @ “Toy Story 2 was okay”
best one I ever saw was in a rest stop in Texas, it said: Here I sit, my ass a flexin’ trying to produce another mexican.
I doubt i could limbo under your standards.
Damn that was harsh, poor bastard probably didn’t even get it… still pokin’ his ass trying to figure it out
trying ha he probably said fuck this got a gun some dip and some booze and got drunk packed a lip and shot mexicans but the cops didnt care because they joined him
I came his to sit and think, but all I did was shit and stink.
(my penis mashed the keyboard)
you cock is so big, if you lay it on a keyboard, it’ll go from A to Z
A is besides Z in a keyboard LOL
Im confused now cause A is quite a longggg way from Z in the alphabet…?
no A is close to Z on keyboard.
you mayB mean A to .. enter? idk~
this shit is WEAK(no pun intended)
What was the pun?
it would have been a pun if you’d said “this shit stinks”, idiot.
“this shit stinks” would be a pleonasm. A pun would be if your first name was Id and your second name was Iot, as that would make you Id Iot.
a lot of those were funny, except the last one
The last one was the only funny one, except maybe ‘go home mom’ and ‘recieve bacon’.
receive bacon is comedy gold. i am high tho.
looks like, the writing’s on the wall
I saw this at school once and it still makes me laugh… “Here I sit in stinky vapor, the dude before me left no paper, I’m late for class and cannot linger, so look out ass, here comes my finger”. I love it.
BAAAAHAHAHAHA! That is fucking GOLD!
sick but hilarious. props to that sucka
back when you had to pay for them i saw one
“here i sit all broken hearted, paid my dime and only farted.”
That’s great. We also would have accepted “came to shit & only farted.”
Later on I took a chance.
Went to fart, and shit my pants.
that last one made me gag
I saw one one that was above the toilet paper and it said “mexican baby pictures, wipe to develop”… pretty funny.
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