Spring Break is filled with booze, and...well, it's just filled with mostly booze. But there are certain things you can come to expect about Spring Break, that don't happen generally during other vacation periods. Here are four of them.
1. Someone Yells "SPRING BREAK!"
No other holiday or gathering does this happen. Nobody screams out “LAAAABOR DAAAAAYYY!” Usually “Spring Break” is screamed as a direct result to someone being challenged to do something super retarded, like “dude, I dare you to snort a line of salt off that chick who looks like a fat Anthony Keadis’s titty.” Then once the challenge has been met; “SPPPRRRRIIIIING BREEEEEAAAAK!”
2. You Have A Heart To Heart With A Maintenance Person At The Hotel You’re Staying At
It’s 4 in the morning, and no one understands you but Javier, the 57 year old man who’s fixing the ice machine near your room. Even though when you asked him “Dude, what, dude, what the, dude why do you think there’s so many bitches in this world (look at his name tag) Javier?” and he answers with “I don’t know my friend.” You are convinced you and he are getting to the bottom of life’s problems.
3. You Purchase A Piece Of Local Merchandise Made Of Ceramic
Do you need a three foot tall ceramic tweety bird that’s smoking a joint? No, but when you’ve had eleven Coronas, when you see it you react like Indiana Jones uncovering something rumored to have belonged to Jesus. It’s not until you pack your suitcase back up that you realize, “where the f*&k is this going to fit. It’s either this Ceramic Bart Simpson riding his skateboard and giving the double middle finger, or it’s my underwear.”
4. You Find Yourself In A Shower With More Than Four People
When you’re drunk, you’re usually looking for the quickest way to see someone naked, and there’s no quicker way than going in the shower. But how do you get a girl to make that leap? You can’t just ask her to take a shower with you, so in your drunken logic, you somehow figure it will be less awkward if you ask several people to shower with you. Usually this suggestion is brought up by first announcing how intoxicated you are, then suggesting showering, that way if people are creeped out, you can blame your drunkenness. “I am so f*&king wasted right now. We should all just like, get in the fuggin shower right now! Spring breaaaaaaaak!”
If Miss Winsconsin is reading this.... Mazatlan '05.... this guy I hate and I picked up you and your friend at Joe's Oyster Bar. Side by side we had a race to make you and your hideously ugly friend cum. He won (I imagine she is generally less loved) and I was taking longer to finish you off with my gas pedal move. He wanted to split and I felt like sharing a cab so I pulled out and got hastily dressed and left with him.
HAHAHAH these are So true and funny. Im live in daytonabeach and i have heard SPRINKK BREAKKK OH NINEEE waay too much, the others, lol been there. hahaa
Also on spring break: the part where really drunken dudes begin experimenting with one another because they "love each other, bro." Also, the part where your mom blows me, and then I experiment with her because I "love her, bro."
dude everything about spring break is sick as hell!! i love going down south of the boarder and im not only talking about the country. this previous break i went to cabo san lucas and i went with a few of my friends and they got picked up to do a internet series of them being what they do best, STAYING SEXY!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
April 8th, 2009 at 06:38 pm
That was nice I enjoyed it.
April 8th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
SPRRINGGG BFRES
April 8th, 2009 at 08:40 pm
You forgot "Someone falls off a balcony."
April 9th, 2009 at 06:28 am
Lulz.
April 9th, 2009 at 07:20 am
Javier should have his own show.
April 9th, 2009 at 07:30 am
How about: someone ends up having sex on the beach and ends up with sand burns on his dick/her cooter.
April 9th, 2009 at 08:25 am
GOOOOOOD FRIDAAAAY! WOO! See? It still works.
April 9th, 2009 at 08:34 am
BOOOBIES!
April 9th, 2009 at 08:39 am
damnit, why am i old now? What's up with that?
April 9th, 2009 at 08:39 am
If Miss Winsconsin is reading this.... Mazatlan '05.... this guy I hate and I picked up you and your friend at Joe's Oyster Bar. Side by side we had a race to make you and your hideously ugly friend cum. He won (I imagine she is generally less loved) and I was taking longer to finish you off with my gas pedal move. He wanted to split and I felt like sharing a cab so I pulled out and got hastily dressed and left with him.
I would like my lucky Jack Daniels belt back.
Please.
April 11th, 2009 at 10:54 am
This comment should be on billboards, dude, you are hilarious. It's probably so funny because it's true.
April 9th, 2009 at 09:18 pm
Sorry Sean, that's my favorite belt. Also you have a small penis.
April 10th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
gets herpes/arrested/or gets herpes in jail...
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April 12th, 2009 at 03:00 pm
HELL YEA !!!!!!!!!!!! group shower i love those
April 12th, 2009 at 07:24 pm
shit I miss spring break I lived right there.
April 12th, 2009 at 09:37 pm
HAHAHAH these are So true and funny. Im live in daytonabeach and i have heard SPRINKK BREAKKK OH NINEEE waay too much, the others, lol been there. hahaa
April 12th, 2009 at 09:37 pm
SPRINGGGG* haaaaaaaaaaa ;)
April 14th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
Very funny !!
May 6th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
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May 7th, 2009 at 05:54 am
Hook up with real Spring Break Hotties live and direct...
May 7th, 2009 at 07:54 am
The last one is the best I like to shower alone with my chicks but it's kewl if the shower is big enough
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May 15th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Ahhhh yes...Spring Break...
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May 16th, 2009 at 01:03 am
The best thing about spring is you can go nude without your bra and panties.
http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/kim-kardashian-poses-for-new-calendar-in-a-bikini
Tina
May 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
yah, if your a big slut
May 22nd, 2009 at 01:25 am
U CAN GO WITHOUT BRA AND PANTIES ANYTIME, NOT JUST AT SPRING BREAK!
May 21st, 2009 at 08:18 pm
This post was ok, not the best I have read on here.
Ken
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May 24th, 2009 at 05:35 am
nice posts here, great place
David - plastic injection molding
May 25th, 2009 at 07:01 am
ALLRIGHT
May 27th, 2009 at 06:29 am
Also on spring break: the part where really drunken dudes begin experimenting with one another because they "love each other, bro." Also, the part where your mom blows me, and then I experiment with her because I "love her, bro."
May 30th, 2009 at 07:32 am
I've seen a lot of *totally* HOT moms on spring break!!! Man, I would have.... if I had the chance. lol
May 28th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
Plus #5:
this guy shows up:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/168
June 1st, 2009 at 01:25 am
No matter what happens on spring break, these Horny Girls will blow you away...
June 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am
dude everything about spring break is sick as hell!! i love going down south of the boarder and im not only talking about the country. this previous break i went to cabo san lucas and i went with a few of my friends and they got picked up to do a internet series of them being what they do best, STAYING SEXY!
http://tinyurl.com/65ydzr
June 12th, 2009 at 09:38 am
Had well a rest it is visible on photos, I wish all good summer
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November 3rd, 2009 at 08:14 pm
Where did you get the picture of the shower people???
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