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4 Things That Happen During Every Spring Break

Spring Break is filled with booze, and…well, it’s just filled with mostly booze.  But there are certain things you can come to expect about Spring Break, that don’t happen generally during other vacation periods.  Here are four of them.
 
1. Someone Yells "SPRING BREAK!"
 
 
No other holiday or gathering does this happen.  Nobody screams out “LAAAABOR DAAAAAYYY!”   Usually “Spring Break” is screamed as a direct result to someone being challenged to do something super retarded, like “dude, I dare you to snort a line of salt off that chick who looks like a fat Anthony Keadis’s titty.”   Then once the challenge has been met; “SPPPRRRRIIIIING BREEEEEAAAAK!” 
 
2. You Have A Heart To Heart With A Maintenance Person At The Hotel You’re Staying At
 
 
It’s 4 in the morning, and no one understands you but Javier, the 57 year old man who’s fixing the ice machine near your room.  Even though when you asked him “Dude, what, dude, what the, dude why do you think there’s so many bitches in this world (look at his name tag) Javier?” and he answers with “I don’t know my friend.” You are convinced you and he are getting to the bottom of life’s problems.
 

 
3. You Purchase A Piece Of Local Merchandise Made Of Ceramic
 
 
Do you need a three foot tall ceramic tweety bird that’s smoking a joint?  No, but when you’ve had eleven Coronas, when you see it you react like Indiana Jones uncovering something rumored to have belonged to Jesus.  It’s not until you pack your suitcase back up that you realize, “where the f*&k is this going to fit.  It’s either this Ceramic Bart Simpson riding his skateboard and giving the double middle finger, or it’s my underwear.”
 
4. You Find Yourself In A Shower With More Than Four People
 
 
When you’re drunk, you’re usually looking for the quickest way to see someone naked, and there’s no quicker way than going in the shower.   But how do you get a girl to make that leap?   You can’t just ask her to take a shower with you, so in your drunken logic, you somehow figure it will be less awkward if you ask several people to shower with you.   Usually this suggestion is brought up by first announcing how intoxicated you are, then suggesting showering, that way if people are creeped out, you can blame your drunkenness.  “I am so f*&king wasted right now.  We should all just like, get in the fuggin shower right now!  Spring breaaaaaaaak!”

35 Responses to "4 Things That Happen During Every Spring Break"

  1. Riss says:

    SPRINGGGG* haaaaaaaaaaa ;)

  2. gootz says:

    Ahhhh yes…Spring Break…

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  3. Anonymous says:

    HELL YEA !!!!!!!!!!!! group shower i love those

  4. MizWiz says:

    Sorry Sean, that’s my favorite belt. Also you have a small penis.

  5. Anonymous says:

    shit I miss spring break I lived right there.

  6. Anonymous says:

    yah, if your a big slut

  7. Sexy Biatch says:

    Hook up with real Spring Break Hotties live and direct…

  8. dane says:

    gets herpes/arrested/or gets herpes in jail…
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  9. Riss says:

    HAHAHAH these are So true and funny. Im live in daytonabeach and i have heard SPRINKK BREAKKK OH NINEEE waay too much, the others, lol been there. hahaa

  10. Tina says:

    The best thing about spring is you can go nude without your bra and panties.

    http://www.ekhichdi.com/gallery/kim-kardashian-poses-for-new-calendar-in-a-bikini

    Tina

  11. dave says:

    nice posts here, great place

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  12. rajan says:

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  13. Anonymous says:

    Very funny !!

  14. Crunch Now says:

    The last one is the best I like to shower alone with my chicks but it’s kewl if the shower is big enough
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  15. Anonymous says:

    ALLRIGHT

  16. Anonymous says:

    I’ve seen a lot of *totally* HOT moms on spring break!!! Man, I would have…. if I had the chance. lol

  17. OLECDOG says:

    U CAN GO WITHOUT BRA AND PANTIES ANYTIME, NOT JUST AT SPRING BREAK!

  18. Anonymous says:

    This post was ok, not the best I have read on here.

    Ken
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  19. Anonymous says:

    dude everything about spring break is sick as hell!! i love going down south of the boarder and im not only talking about the country. this previous break i went to cabo san lucas and i went with a few of my friends and they got picked up to do a internet series of them being what they do best, STAYING SEXY!

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  20. Ah-nonny-moose says:

    Also on spring break: the part where really drunken dudes begin experimenting with one another because they “love each other, bro.” Also, the part where your mom blows me, and then I experiment with her because I “love her, bro.”

  21. todders says:

    Plus #5:

    this guy shows up:

    http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/168

  22. Horny Chick says:

    No matter what happens on spring break, these Horny Girls will blow you away…

  23. Anonymous says:

    Had well a rest it is visible on photos, I wish all good summer
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  24. Robin says:

    Where did you get the picture of the shower people???

  25. Fallen85 says:

    GOOOOOOD FRIDAAAAY! WOO! See? It still works.

  26. Cunttitties says:

    SPRRINGGG BFRES

  27. EarthWormJim says:

    That was nice I enjoyed it.

  28. Anonymous says:

    How about: someone ends up having sex on the beach and ends up with sand burns on his dick/her cooter.

  29. 825IVER says:

    Javier should have his own show.

  30. Wilford Brimley says:

    You forgot “Someone falls off a balcony.”

  31. Anonymous says:

    Lulz.

  32. Anonymous says:

    This comment should be on billboards, dude, you are hilarious. It’s probably so funny because it’s true.

  33. Sean says:

    If Miss Winsconsin is reading this…. Mazatlan ’05…. this guy I hate and I picked up you and your friend at Joe’s Oyster Bar. Side by side we had a race to make you and your hideously ugly friend cum. He won (I imagine she is generally less loved) and I was taking longer to finish you off with my gas pedal move. He wanted to split and I felt like sharing a cab so I pulled out and got hastily dressed and left with him.

    I would like my lucky Jack Daniels belt back.

    Please.

  34. Blake says:

    damnit, why am i old now? What’s up with that?

  35. awesome mcawesomepants says:

    BOOOBIES!