Action figures are really fun to play with when you're younger, but when you grow up, somehow they seem less relatable. So, in an effort to bring back some action figures that us adults can relate too, we decided to make our own. We think these would be big sellers.
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I would use "Daisy Dukes" as a search. At least with that you could bring up something decent to look at, like Barbara Bach, or Jessica Simpson in addition to wierd subway guy...
Unfortunately the creepy subway guy doesn't have to be around since the homeless leave that stench permanently embedded in all matter on the subway... seriously how does near-death funk adhere to metal?
The first one is the most accurate! I've seen my friends endure some fairly mean insults that would have got most guy's teeth knocked, but it's cool with their ladies because the guy that said it likes other guys. Ladies, seriously your "straight" boyfriends don't really want or need to hang out with your annoying flaming sarcastic gay BFF! Just make it a ladies night.
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April 22nd, 2009 at 02:07 pm
the first two are great. and i like that the subway guy has a orange julius.
April 22nd, 2009 at 02:13 pm
The high school security guard figure reminds me of the bad guy in Gamebox 1.0. Must be more of these guys than I would have guessed.
April 22nd, 2009 at 02:20 pm
#2 was just depressing, and I'm not even married.
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April 22nd, 2009 at 02:38 pm
gawd, i wouldn't even know what search terms to enter into google images to find that picture of the creep subway guy action figure.
April 24th, 2009 at 07:36 am
"short shorts"
May 15th, 2009 at 08:17 am
I would use "Daisy Dukes" as a search. At least with that you could bring up something decent to look at, like Barbara Bach, or Jessica Simpson in addition to wierd subway guy...
April 22nd, 2009 at 03:46 pm
Who puts up with that 1st one?
April 22nd, 2009 at 04:24 pm
Unfortunately the creepy subway guy doesn't have to be around since the homeless leave that stench permanently embedded in all matter on the subway... seriously how does near-death funk adhere to metal?
April 22nd, 2009 at 04:25 pm
impending death smell... classic
April 23rd, 2009 at 01:38 am
The first one is the most accurate! I've seen my friends endure some fairly mean insults that would have got most guy's teeth knocked, but it's cool with their ladies because the guy that said it likes other guys. Ladies, seriously your "straight" boyfriends don't really want or need to hang out with your annoying flaming sarcastic gay BFF! Just make it a ladies night.
May 13th, 2009 at 06:13 pm
I agree whole heartedly, who hasn't been in that position. If you wanna be a fag hag do it on your own time.
April 23rd, 2009 at 02:37 am
I don't think that my high school security guard had sex with students but she did get arrested for selling pills to us. I miss her...
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:06 am
Finally, somebody found a use for the "plastic wrap" filter in Photoshop.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 am
I use the plastic wrap filter all of the time haha
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:19 am
LOVE THIS
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:36 am
This was funny, but I'll stick to playing with my son's Ninja Turtles. Even when he's playing with them too.
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Scratch 'N Sniff Subway Guy is the all time greatest. Classic. Nice job.
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
creepy subway guy is awesome
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Amazing what passes for funny these days. Sad, really.
April 23rd, 2009 at 06:05 pm
truth hurts? so which one is you?
April 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 pm
I love post pregnancy wife. It comes with a Lean Cuisine because she feels fat and is too tired to cook! HAHAHAHAHA!
May 7th, 2009 at 05:40 am
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May 11th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Indeed she sucks kool Ass of Britney spears
May 11th, 2009 at 03:59 pm
creepy subway guy is disturbing . im gonna have nightmares i think!
May 23rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Monkey doing funny sex http://hubpages.com/hub/funky-monks
May 25th, 2009 at 02:27 am
COMES WITH A REAL CONDOM. (USED)
May 31st, 2009 at 07:58 am
Why are you playing with dolls when a Hot Blonde is waiting for you?
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