This Friday is the premiere of Marvel’s The Avengers, the biggest thing to happen to comic book movies since Dolph Lundgren made us all fall in love with the Punisher. The movie is sure to be huge and will rake in more money than any of us are ever likely to see in our lifetimes, but another thing it will draw in is ladies. Oh yeah.
Being a comic book movie, the Avengers doesn’t appeal to a female audience in quite the same way as a comedy or a romance would, oh no. There’s a special group of women you’ll find at the Avengers, and we’ve helpfully labeled them all for you.