Today, the Philadelphia Daily News ran the headline "Top Dog" over a picture of Michael Vick. Get it! He’s the new starting quarterback for the Eagles, and he used to senselessly torture and kill dogs for his own sick amusement! That’s hilarious!
Needless to say, we here at Holy Taco were disgusted by the headline, mainly because they ran it before we did. Not to be outdone, we came up with five of our own awful sports-related headlines. Of course, O.J. made the list (sorry, we had to), but so did noted she/he track star Caster Semenya. We like to mix it up. Enjoy…