
Poor Wade Phillips. He’s always such a sad looking guy. Then again, you’d be sad too if you had coached the Dallas Cowboys to a 1 – 7 start. And now, Wade will look even sadder since Cowboys’ owner and noted douchebag Jerry Jones has sent him packing just days after stating that Phillips would finish the season. Although after last night’s shalacking at the hands of the Green Bay Packers, I can’t really blame him.
In honor of Wade’s departure, here are 5 photoshopped photos of sad Wade Phillips.
Sad Wade Phillips

Sad Wade.
Sad Homeless Wade Phillips

Sad, but honest.
Sad Wade Phillips Meets "The Bobs"

What would you say ya do here?
Sad Wade Phillips Force Choke

I find your lack of wins disturbing.
Full Metal Jacket Wade Phillips

I ‘AM’ in a world of shit!
Private Pyle I’m gonna give 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face or I will gouge out your eye balls and skull-fuck you!!
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GET ON YOUR KEES SCUMBAG!!!!
kees kees kees, kees of van nuys
Jones as Lord Moff. Nice.
a jelly donut???