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5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips

Sad Wade Phillips

Poor Wade Phillips. He’s always such a sad looking guy. Then again, you’d be sad too if you had coached the Dallas Cowboys to a 1 – 7 start. And now, Wade will look even sadder since Cowboys’ owner and noted douchebag Jerry Jones has sent him packing just days after stating that Phillips would finish the season. Although after last night’s shalacking at the hands of the Green Bay Packers, I can’t really blame him.

In honor of Wade’s departure, here are 5 photoshopped photos of sad Wade Phillips.

Sad Wade Phillips

Sad Keanu Wade Phillips

Sad Wade.

Sad Homeless Wade Phillips

homeless wade phillips

Sad, but honest.

Sad Wade Phillips Meets "The Bobs"

wade phillips office space

What would you say ya do here?

Sad Wade Phillips Force Choke

wade phillips star wars force choke

I find your lack of wins disturbing.

Full Metal Jacket Wade Phillips

full metal jacket wade

I ‘AM’ in a world of shit!

4 Responses to "5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips"

  1. DonkeyXote says:

    Private Pyle I’m gonna give 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face or I will gouge out your eye balls and skull-fuck you!!

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    GET ON YOUR KEES SCUMBAG!!!!

  2. Orifice Jerq says:

    kees kees kees, kees of van nuys

  3. Derka says:

    Jones as Lord Moff. Nice.

  4. hipwise says:

    a jelly donut???