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5 Ways To Clean Up An Oil Spill

Attention scientists around the world who are frantically scrambling to figure out a solution to the Gulf Coast Oil Spill: we’ve got your answers right here.
 
 

18 Responses to "5 Ways To Clean Up An Oil Spill"

  1. You had me at Sham.

  2. fudgepacker says:

    WTF is sham?

    It shoulda never happened.

    And 1st.

  3. Jean Woods says:

    Heck yeah dude, giant ShamWows! Why didnt I ever think of that. I can see Vince marketing it now!

    Lou
    http://www.isp-logging.eu.tc

  4. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    I can see you plowing my rectum and curing me of my zoophilia you gimpy little bitch!

    DWIGHT, YOU ARE A FUCKWIT!!!!

  5. DungSniffer says:

    Hope they aren’t using one of my moms tampons, it will soak up the whole ocean. OH just thinking of that big vagina… Ride my skateboard in there like Tony Hawk… Gleeming The Cube son…FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  6. *Insert Witty Name* says:

    There can only be one DonkeyXote. You are not him/her/it. Please leave.

  7. Bucket Headed Monkey says:

    Hey that belongs up there!

  8. Vince Offer says:

    You followin’ me here, camera guy?

  9. FullBlownAids says:

    I hope you guys didn’t spend too much time making this. It’s funny, but the cartoon graphics make it gay as hell.

  10. Anonymos says:

    im pretty sure holy taco is just fucking with us at this point

  11. *Insert Witty Name* says:

    Nobody’s fucking me, I might be bi-curious but I do not take it up the ass and never will.

    FACT 1: Not all gay guys are into anal sex.

    FACT 2: You can be just as gentle and romantic with a guy as you are with a woman and still get your libido all crazed up.

    FACT 3: If there’s someone that understand the male anatomy is another guy, which is why oral sex (guy on guy) is the best experience you’ll ever had!

  12. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    I know what you mean! I’ve had this same experience with Phil Jones on multiple occasions…

  13. 00kla the M0k says:

    Dump 13 million gallons of soap into the ocean. Stir.

    >not shown: Fun little picture of smiling dolphin in huge bubble bath with X’s for its eyes

  14. *Insert Witty Name* says:

    You’re funnie, I like you!

  15. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I stick tampons up my butt for fun, if I leave them there too long they sorta fuse with my rectum walls and it hurts to pull them out later.

  16. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Slather semen all over your anus. That’s how I get my sister’s tampons out…

  17. DungSniffer = Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Doesn’t this by product of incest know any better? What a waste of life that must be.

  18. Phil Jones© says:

    FAIL!

    The correct answer woul be DungSniffer==DonkeyXote.

    NOW SUCK MY BALLS BITCH!