There have been a few
lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren’t really considering all the words in the English language. So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they
really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth
40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef
* Techincally more than one word, but I didn’t complain. ** Includes "First Blood" ***Not sure why this wasn’t #1
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“Porn” isn’t too popular
I was suprised to not see anal or swallow
The hell is a gunt?
Go Giants!!!!!!!Heh-eheh-yeah! Super Bowl Champs!!!!
gunt is what ever you want it to be
Good ones, however a name for the “package” is there’s and there’s alone. Every other one is dirty as well.
BUKKAKE! GREATEST WORD EVER!
Panties is awkward as shit though.
“Gunt” is short for Gut Cunt. Also known as a FUPA, bunt, cuntball etc…
“Gunt” is the contraction of “gut cunt.” A gunt is a protrusion of fat on females exceeding from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area.
queef!? you think that’s no.1?
do us all a favour dude and do some research. ugh. ignorance, its everywhere.
queef isn’t number one, i’m goin cunt, or cunty,
or my favorite cunty phillips
How about Turd cutter? My wife gets pissed when i see a chick with a great ass and say, “wow she’s got a nice turd Cutter”
what about ‘snatch’ or ‘snapper’?
You missed “fugly”
Cunt should be the #1 word and its not even on the list. That is the A bomb of all the words you can call a woman
im pretty sure “cunt” should be number one, no questions asked.
The so called “A-bomb” is No. 7 on the list, and I agree uttering cunt could get you killed in the wrong company.
The obvious is missing.
If I were to call my woman a “cunt,” I get slapped.
If I were to call her a “bitch,” I’d get divorced.
I suggest “Van Murray” as being particularly offensive
apparently some of you can’t read. go back and read both the preamble to the list, and then the list, then make a comment.
The way to really piss off a woman is to tell her to relax.
Yeah, turdcutter needs to be on the list.
What about “slunt”? It’s a contraction of cunt and slut, obviously.
Thanks Matty D, Im an ass. How I missed that, I have no idea. I looked up and down that thing atleast one time, haha.
What about twat?
Another word is bean
I think “S-Loaf” should now be on there, considering it’s new “role”
To go along with turdcutter, I submit my personal favorite….shit spreader.
I see panties…but what about Pants? That word is disgusting.
You got some crucial ones on there, but what about weiner? Never sexy to conjure images of processed meat in the bedroom
hahah
you mean i’m single cause of what i say and not that i’m short fat and ugly? sweet!
Daddysacs usually gets em. That or feminine odor. That get’s me.
“Bukkake” only has three Ks.
Yes, I’m a man. A man who watches tentacle porn and Japanese men pouring large amounts of semen into a vagina through a funnel.
Bukkake 4EVA!
My fave to hate is moist because as soon as it happens to me, it stays wet all day!
I never thought I’d say this, but, thanks for the spelling correction, JizzFlinger.
You forgot the most important one, “No”.
What about “piss fenders”? Clearly a reference to their labia…both majora and minora.
read “cunt” by inga muscio.
it’s my favorite word, followed closely by bitch.
cunt, bitch, slut, whore, dyke… now that’s some empowering shit right there.
“queef” is definitely not number one. “cunt” is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she’s a lady anyway. (i’m shocked it didn’t even make top five)
How about beef curtains…Women tend to go pallid when I say that…I think cunt should be number one as well…
apparently none of these dudes can read… it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate………. Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things… some of these words are just asking for trouble guys…. Beef curtains? turd cutter? c’mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though… however no woman is going to admit that…
what about “meat curtains”
DOUCHE-BAG is the worst
You may have forgotten “axe-wound,” “slice” or “goop.”
How bout “Tuna Taco”?
I’d say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
IM not all suprised by Cunt not being No1… i reckon a good 30% of women use the word themselves… and slut is pretty offensive to a woman
And the word Slunt… i prefer Clut, its still a contraction of Cunt and Slut but with the added bonus of also sounding like Clit
you guys are a sick bunch of mutha’ fu**ahz!! i’m blessed to have never even imagined of 1/3 f tha’ crap you clowns are writing about on here!!
What about “Pimiento Pouch”?
That usually make men or women cover there mouths to keep from blowing chunks.
I think I just threw up in my mouth
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women’s preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don’t like? oh, right, since forever.
women don’t all hate football jackass
what does it say about me that in that entire list and all the comments what stood out and offended me was super bowl?
hey katie, why don’t you put your 2 cents in? nobody’s stopping females from posting their opinions.
what happened to twat, ho, smut, & slore?
I’ll tell you what word my wife hates:
No.
Unless of course, it is her saying to me at bedtime.
why the hell is panties even on there? i thought girls love to go shopping for panties and all that stuff
Cum Dumpster? maybe that’s not widely used…
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
Folks, CUNT isn’t #1 because of the Vagina Monologues.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMlAGbYsXZk
Enjoy.
cuuuuuunt
Relax should be number 1.
If i remember correctly from high school Smegma is what our health teacher delicately stated was “cheese” that grows on poorly cleaned uncircumcised penises. I’m thinking that would have to be my # 1
You forgot Cellulite…
I think we’re forgetting some…
Mung – look it up folks
Hymen- Ha
Fatty Tits
And if theres a word for saying “You’d have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot” i think that’d deserve some recognition.
But yes, cunt should be number one, ive seen fellow men cry after calling a woman that.
How about the infamous balloonknot? You know balloonknot, an asshole looks like the tied end of a balloon knot if you look close enough!
BITCH, CUNT, SLUT & WHORE SHOULD LEAD THE LIST. BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS THE OLD CUM-RECEPTACLE OR SPERM BANK
swunt
sweaty cunt hahaha
This list proves one thing:
Women are so EMOTIONAL!!
How could that not be on the list? As well as over-reacting.
See You Next Tuesday
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People who are posting missing words are sometimes using more than one word, keep it singular.
If this were not the case, the list would go on and on…
‘gateway to her guts’ and stuff like that.
tuna-tunnel
Cunt is #7 ?? I thought that was #1, ask any girl. See what they tell ya.
Not much, really.
Tho I believe bloodfart, whisker biscuit and hamwallet are up there.
Vagina = Wizards Sleeve
Butthole = Rusty Sherrifs Badge
Pretty sure that will get ya slapped in good company…
I know their least favorite word of all…Broke! As in, I’m broke! Got no Deniero! You could say every one of those other words and be fine, but say I’m broke and you’re gonna be shown the door pretty quick!
We are all sexual beings, but I despise the word “horny”.
Raging thunder cunt should’ve been thought of as well
Gentlemen of the world, you forgot to mention the king of things that piss women off.
Ignoring her – my favorite
implying she’s fat – not so good
and
“Gateway to her guts” Use it
enjoy
Cunt isn’t that bad. Panties is on there because it used to be an article of clothing, and now, when mentioned, even in passing, brings on a wave of innuendo.
I personally don’t like the word spooge.
wolf bag – Im gona wolf bag you