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55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan

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It was a close vote, but 55% of your decided you’d rather bang Tom Brady’s ex, than Tom Brady’s current.  Either way, Tom Brady’s banged them both, so even though he blew it in the Super Bowl, his life is still 100,000,000,000,000 times better than all of ours.

Now, real reactions from actual readers.  You can see their comments in our NEW COMMENT SECTION of WWYRD.  Yeah, that’s right, we have a comments section now so you we can hear your perverted thought processes.

CORY – I enjoy sex

EVAN – Bridget’s last name makes me think of mayonnaise, which turns me on.

JR – Anybody who would rather do BM instead of Giselle is flaming.

[editors note – It took me twenty minutes to realize that BM stood for Bridget Moynahan and not bowel movement.  I’m seriously like five years old. 

One Response to "55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan"

  1. Mitch Martin says:

    I call shenanigans.

    What does Bridget look like post pushing out a kid? Giselle is still rocking those sweet ass six pack abs.


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