57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

posted 01/31/2008
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Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova.

Now here’s ACTUAL reactions from real readers:

AF to the M – Kournikova did a 27 year old Russian hockey player when she was 16. That troubles me.

Dan H. – I thought you guys said you were going to have a comments section for who would you rather do?

Jeannine S. – When are there going to be some guys on this thing?

[Editor's Note] Jeannine S. makes a point. Unfortunately her point is stupid.

Tags: 2008-01, Blog entry, maria sharapova, News, Who Would You Rather Do

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4 Responses to "57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova"

Steve says:

February 1, 2008 at 1:27 pm

First of all, I thought wimbeldoher was funny as hell!
Second of all that fuckin’ bitch is hot as hell.
Thirdly, what do you think Satan(and Me) are doing right now?
WORKIN’ IT TO MARIA(THE FUCK) SHARAPOVA, YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
ROCK ON YOU HOLY TACO MUTHERFUCKER, YOU RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve says:

February 1, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Yea, Jeannene should just show us her tits and shut the hell up.
Foreign Rubbish says:

February 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

We love Maria too. And we love Ana Ivanovic. We love ‘em both so much that we took a left-of-center look at the dreamy Aus Open Final that was Ana v Maria. Enjoy the clip:

http://www.burlysports.com/video/20386
Mike L says:

January 9, 2010 at 7:35 am

I’d bang Anna, but I’d marry Maria….the question is, do we want to see Jeannine’s tits?

57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

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