Action figures are really fun toys to play with when you're younger, but when you grow up, somehow they seem less relatable. So, in an effort to bring back some action figures that us adults can relate too, we decided to make our own. We think these would be big sellers.
You forgot about the oxygen waster at his computer who gets a sense of self-empowerment every time he posts FIRST! on a forum (whether he's really first or not).
Comes with scowl of hatred towards everything he sees and a size-to-scale fleshlight that he spent three months saving up for.
Shit! I can't help it. It doesn't matter what I do. I can't get shit right. Humans are suppose to be my "master creation" and look at you for example, with your small penis and big belly. And look at people like Sarah Palin and Octomon. How could I fuck it up so much?? This is why every certain time I get angry with myself and kill all of you, everybody! I've done it before and will have to do it again. Because I suck, that's why, one more time I'll kill everybody and start all over again. Hoping this time I won't fuck it.
So JUST- __ "Agegaplove^^^com", and I met my lover here. He is 9 yeard- older than me. It's a nice place- for Younger Women- and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Age gap is- not problem- there. You may check out or tell your friends.
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January 26th, 2010 at 04:35 pm
Haha. Guess you're not first...douchebag.
January 27th, 2010 at 04:56 pm
Nope... but you are fucktard.
January 26th, 2010 at 04:36 pm
haha
January 26th, 2010 at 04:40 pm
First Fuckers!!!! Mortals!
January 26th, 2010 at 05:06 pm
God Fail
January 26th, 2010 at 05:07 pm
This is a fucking repost! Run out of original ideas Taco?
January 26th, 2010 at 06:06 pm
Repost or not, it's funny!
January 26th, 2010 at 07:17 pm
You forgot about the oxygen waster at his computer who gets a sense of self-empowerment every time he posts FIRST! on a forum (whether he's really first or not).
Comes with scowl of hatred towards everything he sees and a size-to-scale fleshlight that he spent three months saving up for.
January 26th, 2010 at 08:13 pm
Shit! I can't help it. It doesn't matter what I do. I can't get shit right. Humans are suppose to be my "master creation" and look at you for example, with your small penis and big belly. And look at people like Sarah Palin and Octomon. How could I fuck it up so much?? This is why every certain time I get angry with myself and kill all of you, everybody! I've done it before and will have to do it again. Because I suck, that's why, one more time I'll kill everybody and start all over again. Hoping this time I won't fuck it.
January 26th, 2010 at 09:40 pm
Is Octomon the Jamaican version of Octomom?
January 26th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
You forgot to add Barack Obama to the list of failures. I will have my revenge you fucking ass-wipe!
January 27th, 2010 at 11:27 am
You tell him honey, when are you coming to bed?
January 26th, 2010 at 10:17 pm
So what happened??
Recently, I found an age-gap site ...
So JUST- __ "Agegaplove^^^com", and I met my lover here. He is 9 yeard- older than me. It's a nice place- for Younger Women- and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Age gap is- not problem- there. You may check out or tell your friends.
January 27th, 2010 at 08:28 am
Older fag - and younger fag. Or in your case, Older NAMBLA member - and younger NAMBLA member. Dip shit...
January 27th, 2010 at 12:19 am
what's up with that shed key? It looks like it opens a lock from a door in the year 1899
January 27th, 2010 at 09:52 pm
FIRST! FUCK YEA BITCHES
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