Action figures are really fun
toys to play with when you’re younger, but when you grow up, somehow they seem less relatable. So, in an effort to bring back some action figures that us
adults can relate too, we decided to make our own. We think these would be big sellers.
Haha. Guess you’re not first…douchebag.
Nope… but you are fucktard.
haha
First Fuckers!!!! Mortals!
God Fail
This is a fucking repost! Run out of original ideas Taco?
Repost or not, it’s funny!
You forgot about the oxygen waster at his computer who gets a sense of self-empowerment every time he posts FIRST! on a forum (whether he’s really first or not).
Comes with scowl of hatred towards everything he sees and a size-to-scale fleshlight that he spent three months saving up for.
Shit! I can’t help it. It doesn’t matter what I do. I can’t get shit right. Humans are suppose to be my “master creation” and look at you for example, with your small penis and big belly. And look at people like Sarah Palin and Octomon. How could I fuck it up so much?? This is why every certain time I get angry with myself and kill all of you, everybody! I’ve done it before and will have to do it again. Because I suck, that’s why, one more time I’ll kill everybody and start all over again. Hoping this time I won’t fuck it.
Is Octomon the Jamaican version of Octomom?
You forgot to add Barack Obama to the list of failures. I will have my revenge you fucking ass-wipe!
You tell him honey, when are you coming to bed?
So what happened??
Recently, I found an age-gap site …
So JUST- __ “Agegaplove^^^com”, and I met my lover here. He is 9 yeard- older than me. It’s a nice place- for Younger Women- and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Age gap is- not problem- there. You may check out or tell your friends.
Older fag – and younger fag. Or in your case, Older NAMBLA member – and younger NAMBLA member. Dip shit…
what’s up with that shed key? It looks like it opens a lock from a door in the year 1899
FIRST! FUCK YEA BITCHES