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6 Actions Figures Adults Can Relate To

Action figures are really fun toys to play with when you’re younger, but when you grow up, somehow they seem less relatable.  So, in an effort to bring back some action figures that us adults can relate too, we decided to make our own.  We think these would be big sellers.
 
 

 
 
 
 

17 Responses to "6 Actions Figures Adults Can Relate To"

  1. nerd says:

    Haha. Guess you’re not first…douchebag.

  2. Douchebag says:

    Nope… but you are fucktard.

  3. AnonymousQ says:

    haha

  4. God says:

    First Fuckers!!!! Mortals!

  5. AlaNonymous says:

    God Fail

  6. Philosopher Part 2: Bigger and Blacker says:

    This is a fucking repost! Run out of original ideas Taco?

  7. Loser says:

    Repost or not, it’s funny!

  8. pratik says:

    You forgot about the oxygen waster at his computer who gets a sense of self-empowerment every time he posts FIRST! on a forum (whether he’s really first or not).

    Comes with scowl of hatred towards everything he sees and a size-to-scale fleshlight that he spent three months saving up for.

  9. God says:

    Shit! I can’t help it. It doesn’t matter what I do. I can’t get shit right. Humans are suppose to be my “master creation” and look at you for example, with your small penis and big belly. And look at people like Sarah Palin and Octomon. How could I fuck it up so much?? This is why every certain time I get angry with myself and kill all of you, everybody! I’ve done it before and will have to do it again. Because I suck, that’s why, one more time I’ll kill everybody and start all over again. Hoping this time I won’t fuck it.

  10. pratik says:

    Is Octomon the Jamaican version of Octomom?

  11. Satan says:

    You forgot to add Barack Obama to the list of failures. I will have my revenge you fucking ass-wipe!

  12. Satans Sex Slave says:

    You tell him honey, when are you coming to bed?

  13. seeklove says:

    So what happened??

    Recently, I found an age-gap site …

    So JUST- __ “Agegaplove^^^com”, and I met my lover here. He is 9 yeard- older than me. It’s a nice place- for Younger Women- and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Age gap is- not problem- there. You may check out or tell your friends.

  14. Anonylonely says:

    Older fag – and younger fag. Or in your case, Older NAMBLA member – and younger NAMBLA member. Dip shit…

  15. Billy says:

    what’s up with that shed key? It looks like it opens a lock from a door in the year 1899

  16. assblaster says:

    FIRST! FUCK YEA BITCHES


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