6. Ron Wood – The Rolling Stones
You could probably put every one of the Stones on this list, but Ronny tends to get off easy because he’s always standing next to Keith “walking corpse” Richards and Mick “walking pair of wrinkled lips and other wrinkled stuff” Jagger. Either way, this man is two sagging feedbags away from a hysterectomy.
5. Phil Spector – Producer/(alleged) murderer
A little advice for Mr. Spector: If you’re going to wear a wig to your court appearance, don’t steal it from Estelle Getty.
4. Alice Cooper
When you’re an 18-year old rock and roll star, you need a bit of makeup to add those sinister dark circles around your eyes. When you’re a 60-year old recovering alcoholic with stringy hair who plays in Pro-Am golf tournaments all day long, those circles are there whether you put on makeup or not.
3. Roger Daltrey – The Who
In 1965 Roger Daltrey sang, “I hope I die before I get old.” He did not.
2. Tom Keifer – Cinderella
While this guy’s looks alone could land him in a “Musicians Who Look Like Trannys/Lesbians/Rip Torn/Sewage” list, it’s the fact that he is STILL clinging to the 1980s hair metal look that pushed him up this high on the list. If there’s one thing my grandmother shared with bands like Cinderella, Poison and Ratt, it was a love of long flowing scarves, oversized glasses and weirdly-shaped hair. (And herpes. But don’t tell grandpa.)
1. Simon Phillips – Toto (he was the drummer)
I didn’t think you could just waltz into any hair salon and just ask for “The Grandma.” But apparently when you’re the drummer for Toto, the rules don’t apply to you.
How was Reo Speedwagon’s Kevin “Granny Perm” Cronin not on this list???
I met him backastage a couple of years ago and I thought I was talking to
Kevin’s G-ma and I realized it was Kevin himself!!!
Simon Phillips also is not the original drummer from Toto. Plus he sucks and hardly counts as a rocker.
Wow, this sucks. I thought for sure Mick Jagger or Rod Stewart would be on the list!
http://www.FireMe.To/udi
Umm… Toto never ROCKED
Hey guess what, everyone gets old. When they get old they look old. Mike’s right this is bullshit.
Hey I have an idea for a website it’s called Beautiful Burrito and I’ll show babies that look like comic book characters, it’ll be teh awesome dude!
Poor Rog. Back in the day, he was the ladies man, now he… is a… lady man (?)
I don’t make sense…
this is shit they all look fine simon phillips looks like he is 30
quite a weak list… Steven Tyler?
I agree.
This is BULLSHIT!!
Roger Daltrey looks amazing for his age and looks nothing like an old woman. This list is lame and none of these rockers look like the pictures they are compared to. I want the two minutes back that you have robbed me of.
What, nobody is going to mention Steven Tyler or is that way too easy? Ok fine
man this is fucking bullshit get fucked, waste of my fucking time. they are fucking rockstars. what have you accomplished some bullshit blog. like i said. GET FUCKED.
this is rediculous, the photographs look nothing alike especially the bloke from toto, what a crappy post
How could you make this list and not include Steven Tyler?
Yeah you gotta include Steven Tyler http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/sakutak/31MAY2007StevenTylerinDubai1.jpg
And Eddie Van Halen http://eppsnet.com/images/capt.ny10703090648.people_van_halen_ny107.jpg
no Mick Jagger? WTF?
dumb.
What an idiot.
It’s funny to read all of the sad fanboy posts from every other asshole who worships whatever bullshit these “rock-stars” put out. Yes everyone ages, how profound Stagger Lee. The music these guys have made over the years was never in question it’s the ridiculous ways in which these guys attempt to pass themselves of as young that’s funny. And when you are that old, and you choose to where your hair in that manner with all of the dyes and ridiculous stylings, you look like a fucking grandmother. Get over it fanboys, the moment you can’t laugh at something that shouldn’t be taken seriously you are no longer capable of the independent thought and don’t give a shit attitude that made these guys great in the first place.
What about Robert Plant? He’s looked like an old woman for the past 10 years!
You’re retarded. Half of those people aren’t even old.
dudes just laugh and stop being bored
yargg
we arent bored retard
Age ain’t nothin’ but a number , think of all the old blues guys who set the bar in the first place.
No, Toto never really rocked, but Jeff Porcaro was a bad mo-fo of a drummer… until he kicked from a “gardening incident” (aka coke OD). Grandma Simon couldn’t hold Jeff’s stick(s).
If the title were “Aging Rockers who look like the Marx Brothers”, Simon Phillips would be at the top of that list too.
this is bullshit!!!!!!
fucking hilarious
funniest post ever
haha nice.
i did a similar post a couple years back. funny shit. http://www.hornyoyster.com/?p=291
Oh man, you totally missed Paul McCartney, who’s looked like a grandmother for years. (Guess being with Heather Mills will do that to you.)
Why does it look like the Predator is about to snipe that last old lady, the one next to Simon Phillips, in the face?
Ron Wood looks cooler than you.
Simon Phillips also seperated at birth from Tim Allen minus the dew of course…
Simon Phillips and Harpo Marx? Thats hilarious and uncanny.
and now some easy listening music for the aging hippie…
myspace.com/arismetalmusic
#1 sucked horribly
You GRANDMOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
But do they lack eyebrows?
http://hotchickswithnoeyebrows.com
Good list, but David Johansen from the New York Dolls should have been a shoo-in for no. 1
Do not ever send this to me again
What about Axl Rose? Plastic Surgery cannot cover the fact that he is a grandmother of rock.
Yeah-this post is for dicks to laugh at.
Ronnie Wood looks great for his age.
lets see if half you cunts are still playing to large crowds when you’re “old”
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