Turn Passion of the Christ Into a Drinking Game
Re-enact the Crucifixion With Your Pets
Carry Heavy Objects While Wearing a Snuggie
Camp Out In The Cave Of The Local Mini-Golf Course
Try To Re-Connect Your Own Cable Line
Practice Your Whipping Tricks on a Scarecrow
Use Common Phrases In Everyday Conversation
I’ll never come to this site again
“Carry Heavy Objects While Wearing a Snuggie” = Win.
my sentiments exactly
….’jesus walks into a hotel, slams 3 nails on the counter and says ‘ can you put me up for the nite? ‘….’ the crow [movie]
Turn the Passion of Christ into a drinking game is a WIN!!!!!
LOL i will try to do that
Man. I would love each and every one of you to grip my rock hard cock down at the base and fuck it with your mouth! I want some vomit juice to get inside my dickhole so i can get some STDS! Why not? Me first? Alright then line up you lazy fucks! Gawd the things i do for you selfish cunts!
Oh and you all should be ashamed of yourseves for Making fun of Jeebus. If he granted me his super Jeebus powers, i’d make painful bloody holes on your hands and feet and fuck them with my herpes covered cock. It’ll be a fun weekend! We’ll have a bbq afterwards it’ll be fun! ;D
Lameroo
Dwight, shut the fuck up!
Oh you know you like it Donkey! If you want i’ll fuck your holes first! ;D
I was gonna go to this Easter service at some church with my girlfriend tomorrow, but seeing this list made me realize how much more religious stupidity (yes, I know that’s redundant) will be available tomorrow than usual.
Soo unfunny it hurts.
SSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK it while you’re down there peons
Can diddly do!
Thank goodness raping small children isn’t on the list. Time to get to work!
This was sinfully unfunny. I’d rather see kittehs than read this stupid shit.
I expected more from this list. Then I remebered it’s Holy Taco, not Cracked…..
Cracked sucks.. HT 4 Life
Holytaco is an abomination… an unfunny one at that, SUCK IT JUSTIN AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HEATHENS!!!
Having a mexican bible study!
what about a Torah & Qur’an party!
only if they involve masticating feces and jizz on my disgusting man-boobs.
Not funny Taco. Not fucking funny at all.
little-known-fact: the H stands for Howard.
Keep crying Jesus, we are poking fun at your expense…and at your ribs with a spear. Finally the Taco I love is back.
LOL, Passion of the Christ drinking game? Nice.
Lou
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