As you can see, really cool people are starting to wear Wolf T-Shirts. The Three Wolf Moon shirt pictured above is awesome for three reasons: it's black, it has an entourage of intimidating creatures on it, and it's got a cool, cellestial background. Everybody's going to be wearing shirts like this soon, as a symbol of their coolness, so we decided to get a jump-start on the trend by creating our own collection of Three Wolf Moon-inspired t-shirts, with equally awesome-sounding names.
The "Bloody Polar Bear Moon" Shirt
The "Sloths In Space" Shirt
The "Chihuahua Gang Incan Temple" Shirt
(inspired by the commercials for Beverly Hills Chihuahua, but NOT by the movie)
This is the best line from that movie.
"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls."
LOL That is pretty brutal...
Hey Justin, don't waste your time. Joey is one sarcastic muthafucka if you didn't get it. You only have like 12 readers, so it isn't worth it printing t-shirts for us. When am I getting my HolyTaco t-shirt for crying out loud?
I'm glad to see them.I want to buy for my boyfriend. I'm a 49 year old woman and for the last year I've had a man who is 25 younger asking me out. we met on dating site-----Seekacougar.com----- which brings together older women ans younger men looking for love. I am attracted to him, but have put him off because of the age difference. But he is persistant and will not give up. The thing with him is he seems more mature then the 30 or 40 somethings that ask me out. At least he knows what not to say. I guess I've been into the "what will people say" and worrying about the negative comments. But now with this I don't believe continue to run from this, it might just work out.
Really? These shirts have been cool again for like, I don't know, the last 8 years. Good work stumbling upon what has already been a novelty for hipsters for nearly a decade.
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July 13th, 2009 at 10:29 am
ahaha is that Biff from Back to the Future?
July 13th, 2009 at 11:20 am
What are you looking at Butthead???
July 13th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Make like a tree, and get outta' here!
August 20th, 2009 at 07:36 pm
The 80s bad guy shirt wouldbe most exellent
August 20th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Alan Rickman for the Win.
July 13th, 2009 at 10:48 am
80's bad guy shirt ftw please
July 13th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Let off some steam, Bennett!
August 26th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
This is the best line from that movie.
"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls."
LOL That is pretty brutal...
July 13th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
you keep making lists of things i wish actually existed. now i have to figure out how to make that hamster shirt myself.
July 13th, 2009 at 02:55 pm
Dear IndianaMike,
If you make that hamster shirt, please post a link to a way to buy it here. I would totally wear that shit.
Sincerely,
V
July 13th, 2009 at 01:27 pm
The "Child Beauty Queen Moon" Shirt creeps me out. Has it got the girl that was killed by her parents on it? Or is she on the backside?
July 13th, 2009 at 01:47 pm
Pretty sure it's the girl on the bottom left. Jon Benet Ramsey
July 13th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
Is it wrong to imagine doing her had she been alive today? If it is, I don't want to be right...
http://www.phojoe.com/forensic_compositing.html
July 13th, 2009 at 01:47 pm
Can you make these available on your site to actually buy? I want all of them!
July 13th, 2009 at 03:41 pm
We're gonna try to get these onto our cafepress site so that you can buy them. We'll let you know when it works out!
July 14th, 2009 at 05:24 am
Hey Justin, don't waste your time. Joey is one sarcastic muthafucka if you didn't get it. You only have like 12 readers, so it isn't worth it printing t-shirts for us. When am I getting my HolyTaco t-shirt for crying out loud?
July 13th, 2009 at 02:00 pm
PLEASE MAKE THESE.
July 13th, 2009 at 04:02 pm
there's going to be a lot of money in making and selling these t-shirts.
July 13th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
That was hamster shirt was freakin' awesome.
July 14th, 2009 at 01:09 am
So Cool, I want to Buy This T-shirt ,and where to find this wholesale clothing supper!
July 14th, 2009 at 02:33 am
dude, Incans are from peru
and that temple is a Mayan temple from Mexico
Chihuahuas have nothing to do with peru
July 14th, 2009 at 10:08 am
I think that's the f-n point of the t-shirt dumbass. Do you own a Howling wolf t-shirt and are just jealous that the chihuahua T is better?
July 15th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
yes, that is a Mayan temple, not Incan.
other than that, fun ideas.
July 14th, 2009 at 02:51 am
those fucking polar bears look like I just used them as maxi pads.
Gross.
July 14th, 2009 at 06:03 am
Where's the Chuck Norris Tee? I'd love to see a Hot Chick with Chuck on her chest...
July 14th, 2009 at 10:06 am
I want the Chihuahua t-shirt. I would totally wear that on a date. I think she would fall in love with me at first sight. How much?
July 14th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I almost pissed myself at Sloths in Space. I must have it.
July 14th, 2009 at 05:03 pm
That fella with the bown pants on has one BIG package! I must have him in my anus - shirt ON, of course!
July 15th, 2009 at 05:34 am
I'm glad to see them.I want to buy for my boyfriend. I'm a 49 year old woman and for the last year I've had a man who is 25 younger asking me out. we met on dating site-----Seekacougar.com----- which brings together older women ans younger men looking for love. I am attracted to him, but have put him off because of the age difference. But he is persistant and will not give up. The thing with him is he seems more mature then the 30 or 40 somethings that ask me out. At least he knows what not to say. I guess I've been into the "what will people say" and worrying about the negative comments. But now with this I don't believe continue to run from this, it might just work out.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I want that '80s Bad Guy shirt. Now.
July 15th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Though only if you add the dick from Back To The Future.
July 16th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Pretty sure that's Biff right there
July 17th, 2009 at 03:33 pm
Please hurry and get hamsters doing trick on the moon into production. I'm in a t-shirt war and need them.
August 18th, 2009 at 03:32 pm
3 Converse All-Star Classic shoes and the moon, think about it :)
August 21st, 2009 at 01:09 am
Really? These shirts have been cool again for like, I don't know, the last 8 years. Good work stumbling upon what has already been a novelty for hipsters for nearly a decade.
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