Michael Cera is quickly becoming this generation’s Jack Black, which is ironic because Jack Black is also this generation’s Jack Black and the two actually made a movie together. Point is, Michael Cera plays the same guy in every role he’s ever had, and we all know it. If you type in “plays the same character” in your Google search bar, it will attempt to correct it to “Michael Cera plays the same character”. I’m not even joking, it really does that.
While Cera is riding high on a wave of popularity, Michael Cera roles will run dry eventually, and he’ll need to try his hand at something else. And if he tries any of these he will fail. Miserably.
CONVICT

KUNG FU FIGHTER

LAWYER

PIMP

CYBORG

BOXER

THE MESSIAH

Cool, this is the 19th comment.
He is qualified for every gay role available.
Hey, I’ll be in Fort Bragg in a few weeks. I’ll send tender greetings to your mom.. right before I violate her.
Hope you boys are ready for my frighteningly loose and disease-ridden vagina.
Just be sure to bring me my $5.
Why is Holy Taco still around?
you’re doing a shitty job then, she’s been at my place all week.
TICKLE MY THIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow, no way dude that is just way too cool
http://www.privacy.shop.tc
He could play Jocelyn at this point:
http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2010/08/d.html
actually i think it’s your left hand that doing that
It’s the friendly banter in the comments section that keeps me coming over and over again.
That, my friend, deserves a *double snap*.
oh snap!
This could be said for just about every major comedy actor for the last 30 years. Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, the list goes on and on.
That last bit was hilarious. “Repent.” Classic.
i can’t wait until cera tries to plan a man
i wonder what the guy in glasses and michael were making in the kitchen. anyone know?
didnt they poison u?!