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7 Roles Michael Cera Shouldn’t Play

Michael Cera is quickly becoming this generation’s Jack Black, which is ironic because Jack Black is also this generation’s Jack Black and the two actually made a movie together. Point is, Michael Cera plays the same guy in every role he’s ever had, and we all know it. If you type in “plays the same character” in your Google search bar, it will attempt to correct it to “Michael Cera plays the same character”. I’m not even joking, it really does that.

While Cera is riding high on a wave of popularity, Michael Cera roles will run dry eventually, and he’ll need to try his hand at something else. And if he tries any of these he will fail. Miserably.

CONVICT

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KUNG FU FIGHTER

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LAWYER

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CYBORG

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BOXER

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22 Responses to "7 Roles Michael Cera Shouldn’t Play"

  1. James Mitchell VIII says:

    Cool, this is the 19th comment.

  2. Ohio State says:

    He is qualified for every gay role available.

  3. CoolyoSanchez says:

    Hey, I’ll be in Fort Bragg in a few weeks. I’ll send tender greetings to your mom.. right before I violate her.

  4. Anoanymous's Mom says:

    Hope you boys are ready for my frighteningly loose and disease-ridden vagina.

  5. Ian Fortey says:
    Next week she’s back at our place.  Week after that it’s the Browns locker room in Cleveland.  Then off to Fort Bragg.
  6. Anonymous's moms pimp says:

    Just be sure to bring me my $5.

  7. Ian Fortey says:
    To keep your mom busy.
  8. Anoanymous says:

    Why is Holy Taco still around?

  9. Lolifice Jerx says:

    you’re doing a shitty job then, she’s been at my place all week.

  10. Zach Galifanakis says:

    TICKLE MY THIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Jo Manny says:

    Oh wow, no way dude that is just way too cool

    http://www.privacy.shop.tc

  12. Carrie says:

    He could play Jocelyn at this point:

    http://www.filthyrichmond.com/2010/08/d.html

  13. jelly roll says:

    actually i think it’s your left hand that doing that

  14. Dolly says:

    It’s the friendly banter in the comments section that keeps me coming over and over again.

  15. MrKillson says:

    That, my friend, deserves a *double snap*.

  16. blowjay says:

    oh snap!

  17. Ian Fortey says:
    I disagree – Adam Sandler has branched into nearly adult comedy/drama more than once, Vince Vaughn pulled off Norman Bates, Will Ferrel in Stranger than Fiction was siginificantly different than Ron Burgundy, and Chris Farley once played a ninja.
  18. aPlateOfGrapes.com says:

    This could be said for just about every major comedy actor for the last 30 years. Will Farrell, Vince Vaughn, Chris Farley, Adam Sandler, the list goes on and on.

  19. Scared of them says:

    That last bit was hilarious. “Repent.” Classic.

  20. jelly roll says:

    i can’t wait until cera tries to plan a man

  21. lunchboy says:

    i wonder what the guy in glasses and michael were making in the kitchen. anyone know?

  22. a dude... says:

    didnt they poison u?!